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| Barney Stinson | PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:59 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:29 pm Posts: 113 Location: Saskatoon | | Pretty typical Halloween. Hung out with some friends, had a few drinks and met some girls.
At one point in the night a girl approached me and asked if I had seen her wallet. We fluffed for a minute, before a friend dragged me away to get drinks.
I saw her again later that night, and decided she would be a good target. About a 7.5, and appeared fairly intelligent based on our brief talk earlier.
I go up to her and have this exchange:
"Did you ever find your wallet?" Barney
"Yes I did. Thanks." Hb 7.5
"Well, seeing how you thought you lost money, but you found it... you came out on top tonight. I guess we should celebrate with you buying us beers." Barney (two things I get the biggest ego boost out of, number closing hired guns while the AFC are in shock and getting girls to buy me drinks)
"Yea forsure." hb 7.5
*About 30 mins of fluff, kino escalation, DHV stories, phone number exchange, etc*
I get the kiss close and during our discussions we determined that we lived close and should share a cab home.
"How about we get a cab to your place and watch friends." hb 7.5 (I have the all seasons of friends and various other shows on dvd, and its a great excuse to get girls back to your place)
On our way out the front door I hear....
"Who the fuck is this guy?" hb 7.5's boyfriend
While he is yelling at her I slip away and go back to my friends and explain my disappearance.
She texts me the next morning to apologize and to explain she has a boyfriend and loves him.
Cock blocked by a boyfriend,
B-Man
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