Ok here's a useful and true story I use to disarm AMOGs

I do an opening on a group 2 6/10 girls who are accompanied with one very large very unhappy male companion. My wing man comes into the set with perfect timing and we all hit it off with the exception of mr large AMOG

he starts getting pissy, girls are not happy at his behavior so I pull him aside and start calming him down

I do the standard racist jokes, anti semtic jokes...he's laughing...then i find out that he just broke up with gf has no place to live and is staying on one of the girls couches.

So I tell him my barracuda story...every male will relate to this.

So i say

"i'm gonna say something that is gonna put something in perspective, Im not here to game your girls...i had a tramatic experience 2 weeks ago...I say this girl cheated on me so i got drunk and brought this "gila moster" looking beast home....

i wake up, shiver at the site of her and get up to leave. As I get up, i notice my dick is sore...so i go to bathroom to check and there are bike marks all over my dick. Yeah my dick looks like it went 2 rounds with mike tyson. ....like fucking a cheese grader...the worse part...how drunk did i have to be not to feel it...

so no matter how bad things are...remember its not that bad if your dick isnt bruised.."


he cracks up...try it sometime. I get one of the girl #s.

you sound like a cool guy

LOL nice story, hope it wasn't based on true-happend experiences
Guess thats only thing I have trouble with, aggro amogs. Probably wouldve end up fighting with this dude if I was there..