| It's cold, I have time to kill between getting off work and catching the bus. It's raining. What a shit day.
I decide to help a struggling employee work on her sales pitch. I sell a bunch of batteries for her, then leave because I don't find her attractive. I head outside and game some girls, but it's too cold.. I see a girl at self checkout through the window. She's an HB6. I head inside and approach her.
Me: HB6! Doesn't this weather make you wanna fuckin' smile?!
HB: Why don't you say that a little louder?
Me: (Louder) HB6! Doesn't this weather make you wanna fuckin' smile?!!
HB: Haha Owin, I didn't really mean you should say it again.
Me: (I forgot my exact words.. something else about the rain)
HB: My brother loves the rain, he'll go outside and come back in drenched.
Me: Your brother is a little weird.
HB: Yeah, he's very weird.
Me: I do like pina colada's though, and sometimes I dance in the rain. How about this, you buy me a pina colada, and I'll dance in the rain.
HB: I don't really like pina colada's.
Me: What about ice cream?
HB: When it's cold and rainy?
Me: Don't act like you don't eat ice cream at all in the winter.
HB: No, I do!
Me: Awesome! Then it's settled! You're taking me out for ice cream!
HB: Where at? Coldstone? (there's a coldstone next door to where we work) They are like 5 dollars at cheapest..
Me: Nah, I don't want coldstone. I've already had it before and I only like to eat at places once.
HB: There's this place called Halo Pub, have you had that before?
Me: No, where the hell is Halo Pub?
HB: On Rt. 23!
Me: I've never been there. Fine. Let me know when you're taking me out.
(I hand her my phone and we exchange numbers)
I walk outside, and im standing at the rainy ass bus stop. There's a girl there who works at wendy's. She's like, an HB5... Nothing special, but why the fuck not? I kind of experimented with this one, I show her a picture of a girl i went out with yesterday and these ridiculous glasses I put on her. Then I asked her when she was going to take me out for steak and wine.
HB: No.
Me: Fine, I'll settle for grilled chicken and wine.
HB: No! (She's laughing. She likes this)
Me: Sucks for you, coz I won't go on a mcdonalds date with you.
HB: I'd take you to mcdonalds.
Me: Well, I still want the cabernet.
HB: I am not buying you wine! Are you even 21?
Me: No! but you are!
HB: You are not using me for alcohol!
Me: But I'm not asking you out on a date, you're taking me out!
HB: Fine, when are we going on our mcdonalds date?
Me: Actually, I want ice cream (I've been overusing this, I know. LOL)
HB: I'll get you icecream from mcdonalds.
Me: Fine, but I only eat the kind with M&Ms!
(She laughs)
Me: What's your number?
HB: Should you be giving me yours?
Me: Well, yeah, but then you should call me so I know who it is. ***-****
HB: Is that 609 (as in the area code)
Me: Yeah.
(My phone rings. I bullshit with her on the phone even though she's right next to me, then label her number. By this time, the bus is nearly at my stop. We bs for a few minutes then..)
Me: Alright HB, I'll see you later. Be good and stay warm and all that shit!
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