ok boys, here it is my first FR...
So this HB8 rides by my work all the time on her bike, ive never talked to her because she never stops but yesterday she did. Idk exactly why (lookin in her bag or something) but she stopped right in front of me and I knew this would be my only chance so I had to not be a pussy.
Me: do you know why I love you?
HB8: what? ...why?
Me: (smiling huge, almost laffing) because everytime I see you ride by on that bike I just start dying laffing. (it's a really old school looking bike)
HB8:(smiling and laffing) omg! Your such an asshole! I love this bike.
Me: it's not just the bike, it's you on it with your long flowing locks of blonde hair looking so "free"....it cracks me up
HB8: hahaha no, is that what I really look like?
( I feel like when she asked me this it was the hook point)
Me: yea, I guess that's just how you roll.
(about 5-7 more mins of fluff and ball busting here)
Me: so i've decided I'm gonna take you around the city and flaunt you.
HB8: flaunt me? what am I some kind of gold chain?
Me: no, your much smarter but just as flashy
HB8:(jokingly) can you really make me cool?
Me: I'm up for a challenge (hand her my phone) # close
she then tells me I should come out w/her and her friends tonight, I tell her Im kind of busy (complete lie) but she insists. I say yes, and at this point I feel like the fuckin man.
Going out that night I feel like I had her in the bag. Now the problem is goin to be dealing with her shitty friends, I knew if I didn't win them over quick I'd look like wierdo and fall off my high horse that I have been riding ever so gallantly.
Her friends:
HB7-(sweetheart)
HB8-(coked out loud mouth bitch) we'll call her HB8LMB
I meet up with the 3 of them at a pretty low key bar downtown and just as I feared HB8 (all dressed up looking like an HB9) is bieng ice cold to me. I feel like HB8LMB is behind this. They were having a stupid conversation about HB8LMB's love life, I was awkwardly silent for the first 5-10 mins I was there. Then I realized I had to make HB8LMB like me if I was gonna get HB8. So I decided to do what I do best...make fun of her
HB8LMB-(talking obnoxiously loud and fast) ...yea and my BF thinks he can rub his dick on my leg in the morning and I'll fuck him....
Me: (laffing) hey! Slow down! Your scaring the people!
HB8LMB: what? Who?
Me:( I point around the room and
she realizes how quiet it is w/out here talking)
(HB8+HB7 start giggling at her)
HB8LMB- was I really being loud?
HB7- I think it was the graphic content of the story that scared the people.
(we all start to laff)
I then decided to kick HB8LMB when she's down and kept neggin her until I was all powerful again.
HB8LMB begins to eye fuck me. HB8 notices this and I am of high value once again. After an hour of being there the 3 girls LOVE me! I mention HB8 on her funny looking bike frequently through the conversation. She wants my shit, can't keep her hand off me! I'm also recieving an unusual amout of calls and texts through the night and I make damn sure they see me ignore them. I'm throwing FTC's every 15 minutes, they beg me to stay. Eventually HB8LMB and HB7 have to leave and have no problem leaving HB8 w/me.
I get HB8 back to my place (still haven't k-closed). She sits on
my lap at my computer desk and we pick out fun music. I tell her I have a huge secret to tell her ( she Leans in and tries to kiss me but I give her the cheek)
HB7: your such an asshole (famous last words)
I then let her kiss me and we make out for a minute or so before I pull away and put on a funny song to ruin the moment (the bird is the word) we both die laffing. I think Im going to F-close. This would sick! I feel like the man.things are heating up, she keeps saying "I never do this" I lie on my bed and she gives me a massage.....I fall asleep. Fuck!
Well there it is, I'm really proud of myself. This has been one of my greatest moments (besides falling asleep).
Notice she calls me an asshole when I first meet her and right before the k-close
Squale
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