| hey guys, after a long week of stupid hours at work, i finally squeezed out the time to go skate....or so i thought. i hit up the local schoolyard with a friend of mine, and after a good skate/film session, my friend wanted to go watch a movie, and it was late anyways so that meant no more daylight for skating. we went different ways and my dumb ass decides its smart to go chill down in the starbucks/kroger thing we got going on here.
i order a mocha double latte grande tall frappucappuchino caramel iced latte smoothie drink with skkrawburries and iced whipped frothy milk on the side (jk lol) and go walk around, seeing what all i can waste my money on. i spy a total HBchipbag and decide to approach.
me: hey, whats your flavor?
hbcb: jalepeno not yo cheese.
me: ooh baby, sounds raunchy.
hbch: i think you got your flavors mixed up.
me: well maybe youll have to straighten me out? ;]
after a spicy conversation, i decide she's too zesty for me and decide to move on.
i was starting to fall into a downward spiral of emo depression after the failure i just subjected myself to with HBchipbag and felt like writing my feelings down in a diary. but then i saw the hb7, not too bad for a fucking grocery store.
me: hi, im _____. (she turns to face me, smiles.) listen, youre probably thinking, "what the hell does this guy want? im trying to do my shopping!," right? (smile). well, to be blunt about it, i thought you were very pretty, and i just had to come up and say hi.
her: (bigger smile) well, hey there stranger.
me: oh, im no stranger. dont you remember? those are the bad guys with lost puppies and candy. i mean, my dog's safe at home and the candy's up at the front of the store.
her: haha, youre quite the funny guy arent you?
me: (shrug, grin) well, i do try.
her: (laughs)
me: wow, has anybody ever told you how cute your laugh is? (by now my body language is real relaxed, one hand in my front pocket, my shoulder leaned up against the shelf, but leaned slightly away from her as to show im not overbearing, and to build attraction).
her: well, i get it sometimes. but thanks alot though (smiling).
me: you know, you have a personality that matches your looks. i like you (i said this in a friendly, not creepy way lol).
her: (she blushes) aww well thanks mister!
me: aww, are you blushing? haha, thats something new (pinches her cheek, building kino).
her: ha, stop, were in public you bone head. (punches my shoulder).
me: jeez, maybe i was wrong about you. i bet you'd make for a terrible cuddler.
her: (looks a little worried) oh no, why?
me: did you see the way you just assaulted me?
her: pfft please, im a very cuddly person, maybe youre just mistaken.
me: well from the looks of things, you like to beat people up more than you do cuddling.
her: haha, you dork.
etc etc etc....few mins later...
me: hey, you see that half gallon of ice cream over there?
her: yeah.....(she was probably thinking, wtf? that was random. haa, i could see it on her face).
me: well, she's supposed to be my date tonight, and i think i can see her getting jealous with me talking to some pretty girl here in the supermarket.
her: ooh, yeah, i think shes coming over here to give you a little spankng.
me: well, its better than last time....she hit me with a damn frying pan and tied me to a chair.
her: well good thing im not that kind of girl. haha.
me: i dont know, you kid of abused me just a few minutes ago. (she laughs at this.) but in all seriousness, i gotta start heading off. i need to get my aunt a birthday present before the place closes. and looks to me like your posicles may be getting a bit sweaty, huh?
her: what are you...oh shit! (she looks at her puddle of assorted flavors and laughs her ass off). i forgot about those! look what you made me do....you distracted me with you cute looks and smooth talking (no shit, she said that lol).
me: damn, you got me....guess its high time i get kicked out of the "melt girls' popsicles conspiracy ring" huh? here...let me help you (humming loudly and faux-nonchalont-like, i put the box onto a shelf and hide it behind some pancakes). there, now nobody will ever notice.
her: thanks, guess that was your good deed for the night huh? (smiles).
me: yeah, i guess so. but anyways, i really do gotta start heading off. but youre such a fun girl, maybe we can keep this conversation going?
her: yeah here, give me your phone.
me: a little demanding huh? (i wink/smile as i hand her my phone. she laughs as shes adding her number).
anways, we split up and i leave the store. i get home, feed my dog, and get a text:
hey, stranger!
well, im really not supposed to be texting as its not on my plan and is like 30 cents a message. but to hell with it: hey, whats shakin?
her: nothing, just bored.
me: well dang, that sucks.
her: yeah lol.
me (30 mins later): hey....mean ice cream and melted popsicles sound good right now?
her: with you, they sound good anytime ;]
ha, that line just abut made my week. maybe ill pull an f close later in the week....all i can say is stay tuned guys :]
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reminds me of my more animated sets.
If someone wants to go into more depth with my question then please do! 
