This is my first field report on here. So, I'll start with my most recent sarge which involved a number of girls at the 80s Rewind Festival in the UK two weeks ago.
After a day of much drinking and camaraderie in the hot sun in a field in front of a stage with friends, we all went to a cocktail bar in the arena, so basically a stall, some gazebos and lots of cushions to sit on.
We started chatting to some random people, in particular a girl and a guy. He claimed she was his girlfriend (turned out later they're just friends but he is besotted with her). He had a skinhead and looked AMOG, so I entered maximum banter mode with him! We were surrounded by poufs, so I got him to take part in a very physical activity involving jumping on each other using the poufs for protection. We took it further by getting others to join in and the idea was for one of us to sit on a pouf while the other ran and dived on them and for a third person to throw a pouf at the sitter so that the runner landed on the pouf. It was a question of timing. It was hilarious and amused everyone in the bar! It also demonstrated a physical prowess. When the AMOG was the runner and he hesitated because he thought the pouf wasn't thrown at me (the sitter) in time, I jovially pointed out that he "bottled it".
Me and my friends went back to our tents and the display had had much more of an effect than I first anticipated. I went into one of my friend's tent where she was staying with her boyfriend while her boyfriend has gone off to the toilet. I started reading her an erotic bedtime story based on Snow White - all of a sudden she jumped on me and we kissed! I had to leave because her boyfriend would be back. Me and one of my other friends (a girl) then chatted to some guys adjacent to us. After about an hour of talking, I went back to my tent and my friend came to my tent saying she "wanted to talk about something". I asked what, knowing full well this was a major IOI. And while she thought about it hesitantly, I removed all of my clothes in front of her. There was no need to close here, she already knew what she wanted, I just presented it to her on a plate. She put up some LMR due to her ASD, but a few assurances later, I fuck-closed. Unfortunately, she was a FUG, but I was pretty drunk!
The next day, me and my friends went to the arena and I bought a bright pink 80s-style wig and pink sunglasses - this was my peacocking technique. Shortly after I bought it, we met the girl from the cocktail bar the previous night - she instantly recognised me, even with all the peacocking gear on! The AMOG wasn't with her, but she said to go and find him at the bar. So we went to the bar where we met the AMOG and she came a little later. While we were there, we met two more girls, one a half-Serbian ex-stripper, the other her much older friend.
So, I chatted to the older friend mainly, but not before getting them both involved in the game that me and the AMOG created the night before. They were well up for it! However, there were four of us now, so I had to create a new position. I got the AMOG to lie on his back, and I placed a pouf on him which I sat on. The older friend had to throw a pouf at me and the ex-stripper ran and dived on me. This achieved several things. The AMOG was put firmly in his place by me sitting on him. The ex-stripper dived on top of me - major kino!! And most of all, it was fun and hilarious for us and everyone watching. I had demonstrated high value!
While this was all going on, the AMOG's "girlfriend" arrived and had purchased a purple wig to rival mine - an IOI. The AMOG went away to buy food/drink or something and his "girlfriend" asked me to sit next to her and became very up close and personal, IOIs streaming in left right and centre! After some banter with her (I still thought she was the AMOG's girlfriend at this point), I decided to alienate her a little and concentrate on the ex-stripper and older friend again. I did the best friends test, asking if they what shampoo each other used. They looked at each other instantly - and they actually knew as well! I told them that I could tell they were best friends soon as I asked the question because they looked at each other straight away.
Then, I got a pair of dice out (which I carry all the time) and told them they're my decision dice. I asked them to guess a number 1 to 6, then I rolled the dice. Out of two dice, there's a fair chance their number will come up on one of the dice, and even if it doesn't, adding or subtracting the two dice may make it. This demonstrated some kind of magick or ESP. After chatting to the older friend for a while while the ex-stripper was away at the toilet, I gleaned some info about the ex-stripper from her friend. When the ex-stripper came back, I started to isolate her. I soul-gazed with her. Then they started getting very interested in what I did for a job, how old I was, etc. Rather than answer straight back, I asked them to guess - I'd already told them I worked in London earlier and had given them subtle clues to my job and age, so I figured they could guess. And the ex-stripper guessed both my age and job (30, banker)! She couldn't believe it! I told her it was due to the soul-gazing and she could see all this info in my soul as we looked in each other's right eye.
Now it was time to isolate the target. I said to the ex-stripper, I'll roll the dice, and if it's even, we go to the bar and I buy us a drink. If it's odd, we don't. It came up even. So, we went to the bar just us, and I was able to connect with her and chat about other stuff away from the banter of the group. This is where my game started to break down. Now, I would probably use the cube test and the C-shaped vs. U-shaped smiles and some magic tricks with the dice, but I only learned these since.
I had now demonstrated high value to all the group, and my friends had gone to watch the music on stage. I said I had to go find them, and they all agreed to come with me and find my friends. That we did, and I now had all my friends together plus two other groups I'd befriended - the purple wig girl and her friends, and the ex-stripper and older friend. The AMOG had left as he had to go and pick up his REAL girlfriend - so now I knew the purple wig girl was single. I also had lots of kino with the ex-stripper - we kept chasing and kicking each other's butt jokingly.
The ex-stripper girl was hard work, and the IOIs seemed to stop once we were all settled in our spot in the field, so I left her alone numerous times and demonstrated more high value by having banter with random strangers around us, much to the amusement of everyone. The purple wig girl kept showing me IOIs by biting and slapping my butt cheek and even said at one point I had a connection with the ex-stripper girl and should go for it. I sensed a bit of jealousy which I could use to my advantage. I managed to isolate the ex-stripper again on the blanket lying down and we had some deep chat about life. She told me she'd been through a lot of shit in her life, so I decided it was time to exchange stories. I asked her to name the five worst things that could happen to someone. She named 1. Rape, 2. Death, 3. Domestic abuse, 4 and 5 I can't remember. I told her I'd 2. killed a pedestrian in a car accident that wasn't my fault and 3. had been a victim of domestic abuse from my ex-wife. She opened up to me massively. Later, we went to get food together on our own and we went arms around each other. But again, my game failed me - I was stuck for stuff to say to her now I had isolated her for a second time.
Soon after we returned to the group, her and her friend left and didn't come back, but I did get her Facebook and mobile number. She since hasn't responded to either - my mid-game post-isolation obviously needs improvement.
Now she was off the scene, the purple wig girl started sarging me!! A camera crew went past at one point, and she grabbed my hand to go with her to try and get on camera, then she took me into the crowd near the stage and we were all over each other, and we kissed. Later on, I was careful not to hit on her too much, using push-pull effectively (partly because the girl I fucked the previous night and the other girl I kissed in her tent AND her boyfriend were all sat in chairs watching all of this!). However, the push-pulling worked too well, and she jumped on me in front of everyone and started riding me and kissing me! One of my male friends even tapped me on the shoulder and said, "There's kids here."
Eventually, me and my friends had to leave, so I got the purple wig girl's number and I gave her one of my dice as Style had done in the game saying, "This is for you. It's still mine, and I want it back the next time I see you."
Fast forward one week - she came to London to meet me. She met me at The Landmark Hotel. I turned up and she had nothing on but a pink bikini under a fur coat!!!! And the dice was glued into her belly button. We had a couple of vodka martinis, then she put a dress on out of her bag then we headed to the OXO Tower Harvey Nichols restaurant for dinner. In the taxi, we were all over each other and I asked if I could get the dice. She lifted her dress and I went down on her. She then gave me a blowjob. We nearly fucked, but she put up LMR. I understood this as it was a bit seedy to fuck for the first time in a taxi and she'd already arranged to stay at mine that night, so no rush. The taxi driver did say to me though, "I don't think you need to take her for dinner, mate."
Dinner was a formality. In reality, neither of us could wait to get home! And I'll not go into detail there as this is a field report, not a lay report. But let's just say I showed her funny video clips of me and my friend in Scotland years ago and kept my clothes on after she got completely naked to keep her wondering why I wasn't hitting on her. Ok, this is becoming a lay report. I stacked her orgasms, and we came at the exact same time to which she said, "That's never happened to me before the first time I've slept with someone." I fucked her again in the morning and we came at the same time again! Even I was astonished at that! Twice in a row!
Well, that's been a long read, but hope you enjoyed it and maybe learned something from it. Would be great to hear some feedback and help on how I could've successfully gamed the ex-stripper.
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