Thought I'd write my first field report in a while because my ex has just called me and made me feel like shit!

Bank holiday Sunday in Preston and some of my peacock jewlery fell off. I opened what I though was a good hot 8.5 set, body to have fun with...you know the theme.

I negged her and used cocky funny and got a kiss close which is the first one since splitting with my ex last week.

My wing advised I isolate because this tall cock block chick was hovering around waiting to ruin me!

I did isolate and further kissing etc.
TOC ' do you like oral sex?'
HB 8.5 'it's over rated'
I gave her tongue a good tonging and she giggled.
TOC 'do you fancy going somewhere where the drinks are cheaper?'
HB 8.5 where?
TOC 'mine'
HB 8.5 'text me'
TOC 'Don't give me that shit'
HB 8.5 'I'll text you back'
TOC 'Gee Thanks'

Further snogging and grinding, she fell over on the floor absolutley wasted and I'm getting bored (especially cause she's wiped dirt from her dress all over my white t shirt). Number closed and walked away feeling like shooting myself as this one's a typical A.D.D party girl.

Will probably call her and see what she's like sober tomorrow. I number closed Saturday too but I can't be arsed with that one as she was little Miss ATTITUDE - f*ck that, I've just dumped one of them

Feel slightly better after writing that.

Peace bro.

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