So i roll i improvise but i gotta get technique and structure but im not one for rules..... i learn to plough and tease the chick is on a train full of people nowhere to run ....

Situation: On the Train
ME = ME haha
CA =HB

i look for seat
I spy upon a pretty little chickadee
i sit opposite her
i'm intrigued
lets play:

me:
Excuse me miss what's your childhood ambition ?

ca:
hey do i know you ?

(i think QUESTION WITH QUESTION EH THATS YOUR LITTLE GAME ? I PLAY THAT ONE TOO )

me:
What's your childhood ambition?

ca:
well it was to be a singer but i gave up why d'ya ask?
(i ignore and barrage her several qs like a machine gun)

me:
you mean you cant sing now?
or did you lose your voice with all that screaming from wild partying?? its sounds 'alright' to me ..
interesting accent btw let me guess new jersey ??

she laughs and says shes ca santa monica studying english lit. on summer break in oxford
( i tell her i know its summer but thank her for her kindness )

this is all in a fucking hilarious and competent way

so i often my hand i can be polite and it was time to touch

Me: keanu pleasue to meet you.

ca:oh cool like keanu reeves ..blah blah jajaa i'm daena

Me busting her right off .. ive never herad this before (deadpan)

anyway what is that like some retard version of diana right?

ca: (look of horror)no its hebrew

Me: wow you dont have 'that' look ? (create intrigue)

ca: what look

Me: never mind

ca:no what do you mean ?

me: shhhh the whole train is listening to this and i m trying to pick you up so ...
she interrputs

ca:youre not doing very well

me:it was my childhood ambition to pick up an american girl in england on a train and ive stuck to it hmm what was yours again

she laughs theres eye contact
thers a dam pause fucking cockblocking train announcer....

i notice a shopping bag because im fortuante to have eyes and i use them effectively on this occasion.

me: so tell me what was your last purchase ?

she notices i look at the bag and says little jewerlly box for her mother

me: i say no way i bought one of those just the other day show me what you got ?

Now this girl is easily led man coz she opened the dam thing up when it was gift wrapped just to show me

(haha you know whats coming my way of rapport )

Me:Wow ... thats the one i got you need to take that back you copied me !

Ca:No way blah balh you didnt

Me: yeah we have great style so im not surprised high five

i made her do this 3 times as i faked the first two
after the inital fake i heard some guy laugh (awesome ! an audience)

Me:slight problem !
you know i sent this to your mum already so youre gonna have to take it back

Ca: hahah oh really ?

Me:she can have 2 though all cool people have two things. i mean i have 2 gfs

Ca: two thats mean but i can imagine

Me: yes but i'm never satisfied im trying to get 312 (its all in delivery)

Weird big laugh from Ca singer chick

Ca: you can only find 2 then

Me: no i m very fussy i mean youre way off being one and you know why?

Ca no

Me: well because you didnt follow your dream to be a singer you showed no charcater im folowing mine. ..as hell i'm still trying to pu up for some reason haha

And people inspire people you just dont have that.
(silence)

Me: i mean whats your wildest dream ?

after deleibration she says time travel so she can go back and change the past and see herself in the future

i make the point that we live in here and now and that as its my stop she should give me a way for me to contact her in future

she says she s flying back to states 2mrw but gives me email.

i imagine the train carriage wanting to stand and applaud another golden boy performance

it was entertainment at its finest

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