| Location: TSB (bar/dancefloor) in Kuala Lumpur
Time: 9:30PM or so
Mood:Laid back, lots of loosened ties, few girls at tables and tourists
Me and my wing have this thing of getting into a spot, do what we have to do and GTFO. Last night, we see a brunette HB5 and her friend walk into a pub. Friend is an HB7 - blonde. About 30 years old or so. She's wearing a top with a really long sentence (I used this to number close later). She's really fit and has a cute face. They take a high table and look around, sussing out the place. Anyway, my beer glass is empty and I walk over to them with the glass in my hand. I walk to their table and go,
"Excuse me, just have to hit the gents. Look after this for me?"
I leave the empty glass at their table and go to the toilet. It's a busy night so there can only be two outcomes:
1. The glass will be taken by a waitress
OR
2. It will still be there when I get back
When I get back, the glass is still there and that's when I re-open them. The glass as my prop. I place it in front of the girls and pause ... then look at my target.
"Will dance with you for five bucks."
They both laugh and look at each other and the HB5 puts her face in her hands.
HB7: "That's original...."
I smile and push the glass closer to her...
HB7: "Fuck that, I'll just dance with you!"
My wing moves in, I pull HB7 from her table and wing slides in next to HB5.
On the dancefloor, we dance and I go,
"Dance a little slower..."
She looks at me and laughs again, "When did you last get some?"
Me: "Why you asking in past-tense, we just met!"
We grind some more on the floor, I say I'm tired and head to the table. There, my wing's running kino on HB5, doing a magic trick (which I have absolutely no time or patience for) with his lighter. I keep talking to her, run some kino, neg her about her choice of drink being "a little bit lesbian" and she goes, "trust me, im nowhere near lesbian." Enjoying each other's company nad shoot the shit some more, then I tell HB7:
"The stuff on your t-shirt is too much to read. I think I'll have your number instead."
She laughs, I tell her to join me grab some air outside and we talk some more about what she does (said she was working in the embassy) and she saves her number in my phone. I go, "Let's shake on it"
She laughs and shakes my hand and I pull her in and give her a hug. Told her I had to run coz I had work in the morning. Got back inside, grabbed my wing, headed off with a number-close, him, a kiss-close. Was good fun, I'm thinking of texting her in a minute.
I think what worked is:
I didn't neg her verbally but pushed a glass in her direction to say, payme if you want a dance around here
Gave her SOIs but not wholesale - just enough to get her to reciprocate yet still keep me in control
I had a wing for a two-set. His timing was shit but helped me isolate longer
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