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I've decided to put all my infield experiences on here! I'm currently writing a eBook and will have infield hidden camera footage for everyone, including allot of free stuff which will show the quality of picking up women compared to the bullshit quantity pickups all over YouTube! What now begins to annoy me is that people actually think of these random as gods! Time to clean up the crap and put my value up, so that’s Coming soon.. sooner then you think, but not as soon as you’d like!
For now
Thursday, 5 March 2009
I left my home around 1, immediately ended up in the city, there was a chick that got on in Dulwich Hill station, which stayed on the train, I went down the carriage to get off at central but i noticed she was still up there on the seat so I decided to walk back up and talk to her.
I opened,
Impact: hey does this go to st James? (knowing that its the upcoming station giving me about 5-10 min to close her)
Steffi: Yeah I think so.. It should
Impact: Oh cool, I was about to check with the train dude but he looks a little evil (the guy was a gondu with a beard I pointed him out to her and she laughed)
Steffi: Oh yeah, I see what you mean!
Impact: Smart girl, with a accent too, I'm already impressed, but only a little!!!, where’s the accent from?
Steffi: I'm from Australia but my family is Irish
Impact: That explains the smell of booze in this carriage
Steffi: Haha, noooo its not like that I dont even drink!
Impact: I’m having a hard time trusting Irish girls, but You guys do have a amazing accent so ill give you that I really like it!
Steffi: So where you from?
Impact: Take a guess......
Steffi: Um.. i don’t know??
Impact: Um I don’t know isn’t much of a guess, and I thought Irish people were creative, common, what are you doing to me... (acting all wassup with my hands back and bantering her)
Steffi: haha, okay.. your French?
Impact: *brief look in her eyes*
Impact: Okay that’s It next stop I'm so out of here! French! FRENCH? I'm so insulted! *note to self 1 brown point for........? what’s your name>*
Steffi: Steffi
Impact: Cute name.. pleasure to meet you Steffi *shaking her hand*, now I’m taking off 1 cool point!
Steffi: Oh no one cool point
Impact: Make that 2 cool points!
Steffi: Haha, so do you always talk to women on trains?
Impact: Only once I find really attractive! or once who look totally stupid!
Steffi: Which one am I?
Impact: Well that’s why I’m here to find out (a old guy started staring at us talking and so did some Indian dude, but they were pretending not to)
Impact: So what are your goals in life? aside from calling us handsome men French?
Steffi: Well I'm doing a philosophy major right now, but taking some time off because its too much!
Impact: Wow that’s cool, I have a friend Tyler who does the same thing, really cool! you just get half a cool point back!
Steffi: Yay... wait why half?
Impact: Your soooooo cute, your making me smile, you should be illegal or up for adoption!
Steffi: :O *she pretends to walk away but not really and she smiles*
Impact: Can't handle it? Can't handle it? uhu 
Steffi: So about yourself?
Impact: Guess
Steffi: Ugh you make me guess everything
Impact: Soon ill make you clean the dishes too, get ready for hard chores!
Steffi: haha.. ohh so your one of those guys
Impact: Genetics, on dads side!
Steffi: haha!!!!! *plays with her hair, laughing like a horse*
Impact: hey this is my stop, but your cool, I'm actually trying to get into acting school I've got a audition in a few weeks! Ill have a script over on Saturday, if your free you can be like my sidekick line reader! Ill give you all the crappy charectars while I'm the hero, and we can do some Improv! you down?
Steffi: um...... *pretends to think but not really she knows her answer*
Steffi: Sure sounds fun!
*we exchange numbers, I make her draw a funny pic and walk out*
I walk to the Art gallery, on the way I see a Sydney Pickup Artist run a set, I feel like there are too many Sydney pickup try-hards I mean artists now.. and they all suck, suck so bad! I feel like slapping them across the head and making them fall in line! these guys are not like me, I'm natural, I go with the flow, sometimes I'm structured, but I'm free, free i my actions, free in my life, i breathe air, im happy, I live, i enjoy, these guys are like approval seeking rock hard rule following chodes, who believe if you can't pickup women by the book.. then its a lie! And the method whichever it be is their god! Worst of all they sound like social robots repeating the gayest openers over and over and over and over..
*a chick drops her laundry*
Hey who lies more men or women? me and my...
*a chick walks in a clothing store*
Hey who lies more men or women? me and my...
*a chick is drinking tea*
Hey who lies more men or women? me and my...
get my point? It's one thing to use the method to better your game, It's another to have verbal sex with it on a daily basis!
This idiot thought he was beyond life by stopping people and constantly saying who lies more men or women! It felt like a parrot on steroids being jacked up the ass with a Japanese high speed train! that’s all he could say.. or worse the once who can actually use a few lines and they are scripted too! And they have no man about them, they don’t have the voice tonality, the pausing in words, the body language, the gentle touches, glances with their eyes, the smile, the lean in! Yes leaning in is a good thing! but you have to do it when her body asks for it!!
The worst part however is that he and people like him reminded me of some type of defective earlier version of myself, so respect given that they are trying to grow and using what’s at their disposal to achieve that. Being good with women really means, be at least 50% natural! Thats what you find out in the very end! wops.. I may have spoiled the adventure for someone out there!
So anyway Im outside the Art Gallery and this girl comes by, she altered her route to come to me, I give the pickup artists the finger, and get their attention, then i open the girl!
Impact: Hey are you any good at taking pictures
Zia: um...... sure I'll do it! where do you want it?
*Hands her my camera*
Impact: We will do it here, and I'm taking 3 photos, you have to really get into this though I want a photographer! My first one will be the mean look, the second one the friendly happy look and the third well tell me to pose as something and Ill do the opposite of that!
bla bla *She started trying.. which was quite funny.. moving the camera in different positions.. maybe that was a childhood hobby of hers? and believe it or not later i found out that she wants to do photography, which is probably her telling me bullshit to impress me, but i can still rave about my awesome skills at reading women here..*
Zia: *hands my camera back* tell me if you like them
Impact: mmmmm come here lets find out
Zia: *she moves her head in and we have our heads leaned in together*
Impact: Wow any closer and we will end up kissing, your prolly a terrible kisser though!
Zia: That’s not why my boyfriend says!!
Impact: Now your tempting me to find out, I hope you’ve brushed your teeth!
Zia: Yeah I did this morning!!
*she looks at me and I indicate with my mouth and my body that I will kiss her, I wait a second.. then i move in*
Impact: mmmm *slow kiss no tounge*
Zia: *flutter all red*
Impact: yeah your not too bad ! *the pickup artist guy shit his pants, I could smell manure all the way from his direction, he pointed out to his friend what I did and his dumb pua friend started looking my direction, I couldn’t stop thinking in my head, what a big baby, he has to have his cock buddy there to hold hands*
Impact: So have you been to the gallery yet?
Zia: I was about to check it out!
Impact: Great lets go (As we start walking a girl sees me she was a backpacker who was taking pictures, i see her in my peripheral vision, she takes a picture of me but pretends its the gallery)
Zia: So where are you from?
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you can't really expect me to write a 1 hour story here, but we lookt at paintings, I asked her what vibe she felt while looking at some of them, and how I have a artist friend who believes colors are the door to emotions! I explained to her that women paint their nails depending on the moods that they are in, if they paint it pink they are feeling girly, red loving etc.. and how certain paintings only use certain colors to grab the viewers attention. (Credit: Impact)
I also told her that my last girlfriend (true story) is a artist, and she says that certain pictures are placed with certain frames, and the frames actually tell the whole story not just the pictures itself! And its also really interesting that certain art is placed in certain locations, emphasizing the genre of that painting! Hence Japanese art is always inside a room that’s wooden etc..
This intrigued her, and she complimented me, i went for her hands, and we were holding hands, she sat on my lap where there is stools in the gallery and was gently rubbing against me and i would kiss her neck once or twice!!
As you may be interested to know I don’t think relationships have any value, and I treat them equal to that! being married means something, but going out with a girl is nothing! Women always cheat on their boyfriends, always... then again Its not cheating, because a relationship means we are together only until one of us finds the better other! If we cant then we get married.
So we exchanged numbers, I told her I want to see her again i kissed her one more time, we made out behind the art gallery where no one was! I didn’t want to kiss her in public or id turn out to be a player and she won't fuck me after.
Anyway we went our separate ways, and I headed for the botanical gardens near the opera house, where I found a artist girl, she was drawing some cactus or some bullshit, I came up to her, we talked, but I discovered she was about 35! My vision isn’t that great, I cant exactly look over at the woman from a distance and tell if she’s hot, its nothing to do with my eyes I just don’t want to steer! We had a normal conversation but it was mainly uneventful, she seemed cool, a little too mature for my taste so i wished her well and continued going!
I then saw that girl who took a picture of me! I went up to her and I used my prot camera!
Impact: Hey quick question are you any good at taking pictures
Sarah: Yeah Ill take one of you if you take one off me! Will you take one of me?
Impact: Well I'll think about it, a mans gotta do allot on his hands, but you know if I have time, anything is possible *saying it very cheeky and playful* I may have to charge you though
Sarah: *laughing, laughing smiling, acting cock whipped like a horse who was anal raped and she loves it, or like a woman who has just seen a high value male and her body is going all sperm in me please*
I took her picture and she asked
Sarah: So where you from?
Impact: Well I'm from New Zealand but I live here in Australia, I'm going back there soon, but man the freakiest thing happened last time I was there.. We hired out a hotel with the band and It was about 10am.. it started shaking and I'm thinking its my singer Kylie, she’s a brat likes to get on my bed and annoy me as you women always do.. *touch her shoulder and smile* so anyway the bed started bouncing then moving sideways and I was complaining, I'm like "Kylie.. stop it, really annoying now, I'm gonna kick your ass, anytime now.." finally I opened my eyes and by this time I was pretty peeved off when I lookt around and NO ONE was THERE! There was a terrible earthquake in progress and I was stuck ALONE in my hotel room! So here I am thinking ok ok, what is the contingency plan? go under a table or jump out the window, no the go under the table one.. but we had this little table it was for drinking tea, and I don’t think it would do much, I picked it up and put it on my head like a chimp running and squealing in circles as things were falling over, so I finally ran into the corridor and the earthquake stopped.. my heart sank and i made it outside, only to realize, I was naked!
So anyway.. (Credits: Impact)
Sarah: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! HAHAHA
She shat herself laughing like a horse, personally I didn’t find it that funny, but hey, I was fed sugar as a kid I think my mental disability of telling ridicules hype sugar rush stories finally pays off!
Sarah: Omg!!!!!! that’s amazing!!!!
Which means I want to suck your cock sometime soon
Impact: mmmmmhmm, so tell me about yourself? you seem perky, I like your vibe! where you from?
Sarah: I'm from the United States!
Impact: Wow....... *takes two steps back* I don’t know if I can even talk to you now?
Sarah: *Looking really guilty* why????
Impact: I've dated a few American girls, you guys are trouble, but Ill give you this much, American women are very liberal they take what they want, and they are not afraid to explore their wildest....... desires! *looking in her eyes deeply and i pause*
Sarah: *She looks back, there is a micro facial expression where she says okay I will fuck you* I think your right!
Impact: See we are in agreement *I change the subject using my face and body language, saying moving on or now that we have this down lets move onto other things*
I tell her I'm heading to the opera house bar, and I ask her if she’s been there? She says she has, but she will come anyway! We walk and talk, exchange stories, I tell her about our little prison outside the opera house bar, and how some chick from her country tried to pick me up but she didn’t know me and ..... Ill just say the story
Impact: You see that thing over there? It looks like a prison *move in close to her and put my hands on her lower back*
Sarah: Yeah what is it?
Impact: Well it's not a prison, this random chick from your country, and I have nothing against Americans, she just came and sat next to me and started telling me how It was a prison and how they hanged people there.. and I'm thinking to myself, cool this girl is coming up to me to talk to me, which is great I find it attractive and it's fun! But then she starts talking about all the wrong things *And I name them using my hand* So she says us Australians were formed from criminals, people were hanged on that, prison! I'm thinking to myself, I probably don't want to talk to this person much longer! That’s like the worst conversation topics anyone can run up with a guy, so I politely excused myself and walked away! She started talking louder as I went away, bantering me to come back, saying "ooooooh bad Americans, go on then leave, go on"
Steff: Wow.. we are not all like that, I swear!
Impact: I believe you, I respect that!
We finally got up on the opera house, and I asked her
Impact: Are you a people watcher?
Sarah: Yeah.. i love watching people
Impact: Me too, I love seeing people and trying to figure them out! They say people who are watchers are usually very empathic! So lets try (I pointed out a woman in the crowd and asked her to tell me her history)
Sarah: Well she recently got left her home country and is traveling now
Impact: Wow allot better then what I would’ve said, my reaction would’ve been that she got divorced, left all the kids behind in China and now she’s here looking for white man! (in a playful voice i started talking) *gobble gobble, me want...... white man.. want.... me.. white man!!! argg*
Sarah: hahahahahahahH!
We finally ended up in the opera house bar, where I scoured for my newbie nemesis and or future friend or business partner Alex but he was not around! we decided to get a few drinks, she paid the first round, and of course we never had a second one because I'm a thight ass, but I showed her The Cube, which is this little game I learned from the Internet, she enjoyed it, and I told her ill tell her more another day and I had to go, I excused myself, we exchanged numbers! I told her about a movie I'm working on and Ill bring the script we can act it out sometime, a excuse for a date really... We went our separate ways!
Anyway by now it was 4pm! So much time spend with these women its ridicules, I ended up back in the park again! As there was allot of single poon I wanted, I saw 2 asian chicks, I went for the kill, as I wanted to fuck Asian by the end of the week! hey its flavour! A man has to have flavour once in a while..!! I walked up, ready to open but 2 seconds before some amateur AFC opened the set, he made them take a picture of him or some bs.. and of course he had no idea how to continue it, so they kept walking, he followed them and kept engaging them, they seemed to enjoy white cock attention so I left it! The poor guy prolly hasn’t been laid in a while! 1 for man kind right here! On the way out to the city, I saw 2 backpackers, one French girl one from Brazil, I used a simple conversation starter
Impact: Bouenos Dias, do you amigos know how to get to the train station from here?
Melanie: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no (bad English) we don’t know but..... must try go through this way!
Anyway they spoke no English! writing out how they spoke is stupid! so I'm ending it here! Point being I'll still fuck them no matter what! Basically I opened, engaged with heavy banter, It was a two set, they didn't get everything I said, but they played allong as if they knew, they read my body language and voice tone mainly! For some lame reason I did Mystery’s Trust test which worked out like shit because she didn’t trust me, I threw it off and I told her me and her would not get along (since I was being a mystery man with this set I suppose I should stay in vogue)! I got her hands back and we played slaps and I won because French women suck at slaps! I told her how my ex gf Aurlie was French and what a nightmare It was shed French everything, the buildings, the trees, the cars, everything! As a model she was really stuck up so I don't think I could date anymore women like that! She said nothing in Australia was french and asked me what modeling agency I said Louis Vouiton. She was like wow.. in ore, a French orgasm, her Chinese looking Brazilian friend playd along always looking at her French friends eyes seeing if she liked the interaction ready to pull the plug at any time or ready to allow me to advance wit her.. so I had to keep them both engaged, women were eye coating each other, I pretended not to be able to be able to tell, but i kept calling them out on it, so i did the best friends test, which is a routine I haven’t used In a long time.. like I said I was being a Mystery man with that set so might as well use his style! I ended up closing the girl, telling her about the spaceship game (a old routine I had, which I won't reveal but you get the idea by the picture below.. I drew it all over her hands.. yes a joined picture over both hands..).. I forgot to add, when I asked her name and shook her hand, her handshake sucked it was crappy, so I told her friend that she gave me a French and gave that exact handshake to her Chinese Brazilian friend, to banter the French girl more and make her look like a doof! Because well.. she is..
She laughed, and started rubbing off the picture! I use permanent pen so its hard!.. Anyway I'm seeing her soon, she wants to prove to me that French girls are good! I pulled her close several times, we lookt at eachother, we both want sex, her friend even saw that she let it happen so its on. Fun fun fun fun!
That’s my story for today, afterwards I felt so tired, I ended up on the train and I more or less collapsed! had a hot shower and now I'm writing this as quick as I can! I've got Soozy coming over at 10:30 for sex.. ugh.. i mean movies!
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