Hello Community. (B Bad intro)
So if you've been following my FR's you know I picked up Ms. Cheeks back in November and tried to LTR her for a while since I was "trying" to take some time away from this stuff since I did nothing but PU all of last year. No job, No girlfriend, No hobbies, just PU. I know, rough life right? LOL But now that I'm not seeing her I wanted to handle some biz right quick. Keep my lil wee wee wet, son!
Back to biz...
Since I started promoting clubs I mass text to let people know about the events I'ma be at and blah, blah, blah. So last week I got a text back form this chick and she was asking who I was. We figure it out and that was that. So the other day I text her out of nowhere to see what's up.
Here's my text game with her before the meet up.
Hydro - vege burgers are pretty damn good
YummyDD - REALLY I'VE NEVER HAD ONE
Hydro - Yes ma'am mad tasty. Lol!
YummyDD - I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TRY ONE SOME DAY
Hydro - Mod def should. Tell me youre causing some trouble tonight on this wonderful taco tuesday
YummyDD - NO TOMORROW NIGHT IS TROUBLE CAUSING NITE
Hydro - Oh? Is that right? Wednesday is your friday i take it. Nice!
YummyDD - YUP AND GUESS WHERE I'LL BE
Hydro - My place.
YummyDD - LOL YA MAYBE
Hydro - You're fun. You better come out to play early tomorrow. Lol!
YummyDD - OH YA WHAT TIME IS EARLY
Hydro - Ten! Lol!
YummyDD - That's what time I'll be @ ______________
Hydro - Haha kay. Crazy lady
YummyDD - YOUR THE CRAZY ONE
Hydro - Omg look at you name calling. Feelings are hurt, gotta make it better. Sheesh
YummyDD - I'LL MAKE IT UP 2 U STARTED IT CALLING ME CRAZY LADY
Hydro - Uh huh, hope you kno how to give a killer back rub.
YummyDD - I HOPE U CAN 2
Hydro -
YummyDD - WHY THE FACE (I waited too much time in between the texts 'cause I was arguing with Ms. Cheeks. LOL)
Hydro - No reason, LOL! I like the wink.
YummyDD - OH OK I'LL TAKE IT
So last night I end up texting her with, "Is it dead or jumpin'?"
She texts back with "I'll let you know once I'm there."
I end up going down there to pass out some fliers on some cars since my business cards are still not here JEEZUS!!!!
End up rollin' into Status66's El Rio while I was there and talked to Waitress who I had to stop seeing since she had a not so healthy STD.
Roll over to my usual spot to see how dead it was and to catch up with YummyDD. As I roll in I'm saying what's up to security as usual and then out of nowhere the one who talks with Zar and I the most comes up out of nowhere and pinches some muscle on my shoulder and held it. Fucker got me good. LOL!!! After talkin' to him for a few I end up on the smoking patio and chatting with YummyDD and her friend.
Her friend was bein' a bitch and said she couldn't hear me and would look to YummyDD and say, "What's he saying?" Since my inner game's been a bit off lately I was over it and wanted to split. I look at YummyDD and tell her I'ma go and finish up passing out my fliers and that I'd be back.
After I leave the bar I walk straight back to the car and came to the crib threw some vodka in a glass with some oj, chef myself up some White Castle burgers in the micro wave (you know how I do, son!!) and hopped online. WOOT WOOT!!! lol! I get a text like an hour later asking me where I went.
I told her I went back to Status66's El Rio to talk to my friend again and then came home.
We end up talking about kicking it right then and there and decide we should meet up. I get a ride over there (funny story on who gave me the ride), pick her up and get back to my place. I pour some more liquor in my cup and give her a shot in a drink. Get up to my room, throw a movie in and start to fool around.
I start to take her clothes off piece by piece just waiting to fuck this girl crazy like since I've only been sleeping with Ms. Cheeks (most of the time).
We all know I've been known for being a bit of a chubby chaser from time to time. I PU on anybody I think is cute or fuckable. Anybody from 5'2" Chinese girls to 5'7" white chicks, it's all good. I just go for what makes Hydro happy. But last night after I got this girls clothes off I encountered my first weird scene. She had too much extra skin. I already had her naked so I fingered her for a bit, then stopped and passed out.
Woke up today with a bit of a hangover and tried to get it up to bone her but couldn't There's a difference between thick girls who are just thick and then girls who have craziness. I've never had craziness until last night. All good though. Chick did have a cute as fuck face and killer smile.
Stay up...
-Hydro
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