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| Itsnotthathard | PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:01 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:41 am Posts: 1 | | This is my first time posting and I decided to do so because I don't think it is that hard to pick up girls and I notice guys having a lot of problems. Also I wanted to share some stories as I think they are interesting and would like to hear what others have to say about them.
So I'm out at a bar early with some guys for a bachelor party. I arrive and notice the bachelor and his buddy are just hanging out and there is a group of about 16 girls dancing and no guys with them. I ask them why they aren't over there and they told me they had already tried...They point here out and I'm on my way over.
I pass directly through the dance floor and the dancing girls to the girl who is seated and asked her if she was into segregation. She looked at me weird and I say well all the girls are over here and my boys are over there so we have some segregation issues...She smiles and I say they said they came over...She stops me and says no one came over. I tell her oh that's weird well I'll bring them over they are good and respectful guys...unless you don't want them to be good and respectful guys. She laughs and I say okay I'll go get them.
The minute I turn around there is a girl pressed up against me literally grabbing my face with one hand. She is pretty drunk and says "who are you". I ignore the question and tell her I have never been slapped before but, I think she just slapped me. She laughs and says oh I'm going to give you another one. I tell her my friends want to meet her. She says okay bring them over.
I turn back to the original girl and ask her if she is with her. She says yeah that is the bachelorette and that they are a bachelorette party of 14 girls.
I return back to my friends and tell them the girls want you guys over there. They look at me some what surprised and go over. I sit back talking to some of the other guys that came with us who are married.
At this club they do special things for bachelors/bachelorette parties so they have the bachelorette come to the stage and a female bartender randomly ask me to give her a kind of lap dance. Anyways I get into it and make sure I do it right...not quite magic mike style but the best I can do.
Anyways...as this is my first time posting I will cut it here and tell you long story short me and the guys were invited back to the room. If anyone is interested in the rest of the story I can post it.
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