| So Im at a country dance club place, approached 3 girls opened with (my interest is in girl3 who is attractive, the other 2 were ugly)
"Did I hear you girls talking about me"
girl1: Depends if your a total douche bag, we were talking about a douche bag
Girl2: are you a douche bag
me: smile on my face, being playfull "Oh god, Im such a big douche bag"
two of them laugh
me: haha, whats everyone's name?
girl2: hmm i don't know if I want to give my name to a douche bag lol
girl3: whats your name
me: David
girl2: gives rediculous nicknames, everyone laughs.
me: all of you are country girl?
girl1: some of us
me: Well this kind of place is new to me, Im from New York and
girl3 cuts me off: wait from where
me: New York
girl3: I'm sorry
me:Where are you from
girl3: Boston
I put a big smile on my face, try to be playfull and do what I do in sociall situations with normal friends, I briefly step between her and her friends look at them with the intention of immediately pulling back and looking at her and say haha jk, Thats awsome, atleast your from the north east too, yankees rock though.
but it doesnt go that way
as im starting to step back her other 2 friends pretty much give me a big fuck you, huddle together and and signal her to join them, as i step back her attention is already on them and no chance of saying what i had planned fleeted, and it was done. I said whatever, have fun guys and left.
now just as a side note a week later me and my friend were talking to a girl, I was sitting next to her, commenting in her ear and we laughed at my friend going on about alien conspiracies. she was married but still fun to hang out with so i didnt try harder other than to have some laughs and watch her embarrass herself on the dance floor.
well the two ugly girls walk up out of no where and introduce themselves and start talking about random shit, I ask girl1 what her real name is and I get it but she acts like remember me at all, then I ignore her because she was annoying anyways, she really had nothing interesting to say......they talk to my friend and the girl, eventually leave.....WTF?
So, Im still trying to sort out if it was doomed from the beginning, or at the end when I was trying to make a joke, or somewhere in between, and if my suspincions are correct, and the 2 ugly bitches are just bitches now bent on interrupting me when ever I'm talking to a hot girl.....cause that's fucked up.
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