Hello gents, this is my first field report on this forum. I have had some good success, (number and kiss closes in the field) but only a few times, as I am growing and did not feel they were worthy of posting about on here. Not today though! The place where I live has this pool, and lately I've been meeting more and more attractive women when I go there to tan. My buddy who works there is the pool monitor, and we just became friends about a month ago when I moved in, and tonight is a night we will probably never forget. So let's get to it then!!!
I came into the pool area at about 1:PM this afternoon. Mike was there, and I figured I go in and hang out with him. We were talking about the game, just sitting on our asses, as a few hours passed. In those passing hours, I had noticed a woman of latin descent with a bunch of little kids running around the pool. She had sunglasses on, but it wasnt long before they were off. Before they had come off, I know for a fact that our eyes met. She was probably a 7, even though I usually dont like to rate girls by number. I usually just label them, "Fuckable" or, "Uhghghghghghgh". My eye contact was solid. I would give her the James Bond smile, and then, the next time our gaze met, I would give her something friendlier. It wasnt long before she started waving to me when I looked at her, and would say hello out loud, from across the 15 ft distance of where she was lounging. Mike an I were under the shade at the sign in sheet table, and I pulled a chair up to lounge out next to him, to catch some rays. Before we know it, this woman has a friend meet her by the pool. My buddy is now interested in the friend that just got here. By this point, I have already cracked a number of smartass remarks about how I would bury my cock in this girls tits. Now Mike starts to say things like, "Dude you could take the one in blue and I'l take the one in red." I didn't believe that's what would actually begin to happen, as I didnt plan on sarging this girl. My mom was by the pool tanning on the other side of the pool as my target, and my grandfather, age 72, right next to my mom. I absolutely fucking HATE trying to pick up girls when members of my family are around. I avoid it like the plague.
This chick asks me out loud if I am new here, and for my name. (IOI) I tell her out loud that I have only been here for a few weeks. I give her my name and she tells me hers. My mom sees this, I am angry that she is watching. My ma eventually leaves after she goes to DeAngelo to pick me up a veggie wrap, and brings it back but does not come into the pool area. She beeps the horn and I come and get it and she goes home. My grandfather gets up and comes over to me. He starts asking me about the girl that he has seen me interacting with. My grandfather knows nothing about the game, but HAS game up the ass for a guy his age. He is definitely a natural, if there ever was one. He dates girls that are young enough to be my moms age, and his second wife proposed to him, instead of the other way around. His mid-game is horrible, but he opens like a fucking pro. I have never seen anyone in my life approach random strangers and hold conversations with them the way he does. I am angry. He is trying to take my kill away from me...
She sneezes. He blesses her. She says gratzi. Little did I realize what I had done, but 15 minutes earlier, I had DHV'ed spiked my own grandfather. Ya see, I forget to mention this, but, as I was waiting for my veggie wrap, I jumped in the pool and did some laps. My target was looking at me the whole time this was happening. I hear her tell her friend that she has to go back to the house for something. As soon as she goes to do this, I get out of the pool, and go back to the table under the umbrella where Mike is sitting. His target, my obstacle, is now standing right next to him and talking to him. He is lounging back in the chair, and she is standing. He obviously holds the most value here and we all feel it. When my target comes back, we all sit down around the table and start talking. All four of us. We talk some fluff, and I begin throwing in some sexual innuendo... I tell her I am 100% italian, and that I love latin girls. I tell her how much I love her accent. I was going to ask her which latin country she is from, but she beats me to it and reveals it as we have this discussion. They are girls straight from Mexico, who have been living in the US for quite awhile now. They are both married and have children...
I talk up my grandfathers game, because my target brings him up, and asks me if he is my father... I set her straight. Before you know it, they leave. At this point, I look at Mike, and say something like, "Well hey man, at least we got a bit sexual and held some conversation. Maybe we'll get them the next time they're here. When we have more time to build on..."
Fast forward to my grandfather blessing her sneeze. As soon as he hears that fucking "gratzi!" he fucking goes over to her. They begin talking, and continue talking for at least ten minutes. I look at Mike, "Are you fucking kidding me?!!? Am I REALLY getting cockblocked by my own grandfather?!?!" Then he gets blown out of the set. I point out his flaws to Mike as he is making them. "Look at him lean in, her face is facing his, but her feet are toward the gate, she's told him she has to go at least twice now and hes still jabbering. His topics are stale, and as she begins to walk away, he follows." Mike an I agree that at this point this is getting painful to watch. His game after the approach was actually pretty good. The problem with my papa though, is that he's from a different era, and doesnt know how to escalate as quickly and sexual as this new breed of sargers like myself who have taken a step back to study and evaluate these kinds of scenarios beforehand.
He goes back to the house to have his salad, after I consecutively push him to do so. Right before this happens though, my target walks by me while my papa is RIGHT there. My hand is out and held high. She sees this as an opportunity and grabs it my hand. I hold her tenderly and caress it with my thumb. Every one sees. I say goodbye thinking she is really leaving. Then, she tells me she will be right back. I say "Alright", then close my eyes and lounge back in the chair, basically ignoring her now. She says to my grandfather, "Look at your grandson. He's so handsome" then actually leaves.
This is where things get GOOD!!! I know you fuckers have been waiting for this, and I thank you for being patient!!! My target comes back and my ma an papa are COMPLETELY gone. He comes back to get his shirt that he forget. My target sees him an completely ignores his presence by not making eye contact with him. Almost as soon as he leaves, my target and Mikes target join us at the table, Once again. My target has patron in her red solo cup, and her friend, has beer in hers. They are not drunk, and not even tipsy. Completely cognizant the whole time. I think it's important to note at this point that every single moment of my interaction with my target at this point has been sexual in nature, if only playfully during the less intense ones. Eye contact that makes girls wet. Imagine from here on that EVERYTHING that I say to her is done with THIS kind of eye contact. Animalistic. I did NOT give in. She is feeling it. My heart is beating. The sexual innuendo is sky rocketing. I will now try and recapture some of the dialog. Mikes target was wearing red, so we'll call her red. My target was in blue, soooooo yep, you guessed it!, We'll call her, Blue.
Shredder: Take you hair down. I wanna see what it looks like.
Blue: (Complies) Do you like it?
Shredder: It's alright. I like long hair. Cant deal with short.
At this point Mike is facing Red while sitting down and I am facing Blue. The stars are aligned, and nothing is breaking up this party. Hearing them talk to each other in Spanish earlier at a distance, they must have planned this...
Blue: You pushed me away earlier with your foot and told me to shoe. You dont do that. No body talks to me like that.
Shredder: Really? And why is that?
Red Chimes in: Yea you don't say those things.
Shredder looks at Red: She'll get used to it.
*They both smirk and laugh, my target laughing more and loudly.* (shit test passed)
Shredder: You look like you need a hug. If I give you a hug can we be friends again?
Blue: *laughs again and stands up to walk over to me, then checks over her shoulder*
Blue: I dont want my husband to see.
Red: *Gives a sarcastic look to me and blue. Knowing that what she's doing is "wrong"*
Blue: We have to go soon but when will you come back? *Thinks of a day and discusses it with Red*
Blue: Are you comin back on Wednesday?"
Shredder: Oh I'll cum.
Blue: Mmmm we're gonna make sure of that. *Dead serious. No eye contact broken.*
At this point it is very clear that both of our targets are into us. We are ALL having fun. They know we are young stallions. Red knows Mike is 19, and Blue knows I am 20. This is not stopping their advances.
Red has mentioned repeatedly that Mike is an angel with a little bit of devil in him. She keeps repeating that I am a devil. I agree, and say I do not wish to hide it. From there on, every thing that comes out of my mouth that is smart, witty, philosophical, funny, or charming, is because I am "So Italian". Literally, If I had a dollar for every time Red said that towards me, I'd buy a new guitar. She continues to flatter me, DHV spiking me in the process in front of Blue. Mike is in awe as both girls have their complete attention on me...
Blue: I like you.
Shredder: I like you too. *delivered with wink*
Blue: You're fun.
Shredder: You're fun so far.
Blue: What?!? So far?!?!
Red: He's bad! *laughs*
Blue: I like a challenge
Shredder: I'll be right back.
Blue: Noooo!!!
Shredder: The sun's gone down. I'm grabbing a shirt.
Blue: I dont want you to put a shirt on.
I leave, quickly slip into my favorite Black Sabbath shirt. And head on back over.
Blue: Nice shirt!
Shredder: *Shit-eating grin*
It made sense for me to have this shirt on. I felt metal as fuck!!! and guess who's on the shirt??? Lucifer in flight!!! Guess I really am a devil... Man... I love it when girls can see right through me.
Blue: *Starts getting sexually aggressive* She walks by me, grabs my hand and throws it on her ass. I oblige and cop a nice feel.
Blue: Italians and Mexicans are used to touch... I know you like to touch.
Shredder: I do.
Blue: *Laughs loudly* Good! *Begins to walk to the bathroom* Most americans arent used to that.
Blue leaves again. I direct my attention to Red.
Shredder: So what's up with your friend? Does she just randomly hit on young italian stallions at the pool?
Red: Haha Idk!
Shredder: I like her.
Red: Yea shes great.
Blue comes back. As she just went back to her house again.
Blue: *Sits down in front of me again and begins smiling seductively staring at me.*
Blue: Lets play and see who wins.
Shredder: Are we having a staring contest, cause if we are, I already lost.
Blue: No those games are for stupid people.
*This goes on for a bit*
Blue: Lets try this. *Catches me looking at her tits and pushes them together. Takes her left hand and lifts her swim suit strap, revealing mucho boobage.*
Her tits were fucking huge and were already popping out before any of this happened. I did not deny that I was admiring them. I want them in my mouth, afterall. She then talks about our age difference. We agree that there's nothing wrong with having fun. She tells me shes at the age where she wants to have fun before she turns old and cant do anything anymore. At this point I have negged her multiple times already both verbally and non verbally. Literally, SO MUCH SHIT HAPPENED IN THESE INTERACTIONS THAT I DO NOT REMEMBER EVERYTHING OTHERWISE I WOULD PUT IT ALL DOWN!!!!
Blue: *Gets up after the staring game and comes over to my right side. She is so close at this point, that if I darted out my tongue, It would have hit her lips.*
Blue: When your grandfather started talking to me, I fell for his beautiful dark eyes. Even when I couldnt see him I knew he was looking. I could feel it. Then I started talking to you up close. Your eyes. Fuck. So sexy. You have that same look times 20. So sexual.
(My eyes are the darkest of dark brown. True shit, and sexy as fuck I guess.)
Shredder: I like your eyes. But you have to stop looking at me like that.
Blue: *Serious tone* Why?
Shredder: Cause I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
Blue: Oh no you cannot kiss me my husband will kill you.
Shredder: *Continues to stare at his prey with eyes of black*
I could have brought her into the bathroom to make out or at least tried, but decided to ride it out smoothly. There WAS actually a chance that her husband could see this happening. He was home after all.
*Its past 8 o'clock now. They decide to go for real this time. 8 is closing time.
Blue: So are you going to come back with Mike next week?
Shredder: What day?
Blue: Thursday or Friday.
Shredder: It depends. If im not busy then yes.
Blue: Stahpppppp
Shredder: I'm serious.
Blue: Mike will text you and let you know.
Shredder: We'll shoot for Friday.
*Blue goes in to give Shredder a huge hug. Shredders ass is being fondled, and taking a hint, he returns the ass-play.*
Shredder: *Upon the girls leaving* What?!! I don't get my Mexican good bye?!? (Thats the kiss on each cheek and the hug, remember???)
Blue: *Jumps into shredder's arms, giving him the biggest, fattest, wettest, kiss ever received.
Blue: I don't kiss on the cheek.
Shredder in his mind: "Bull fucking shit...."
*Receives kiss on the cheek and two hugs from Red as well.*
Shredder: We're keeping the doritos.
Girls: *Laugh* Ok.
They leave, and as I help Mike pack up the pool area, Blue leans over the fence and says good bye one more time. I blow her a kiss, then turn away. Mike and I walk down to the ice cream place right around the corner, and talk about our success. The last thing they say to us is "You better not stand us up." Day two has been accomplished. Or, at least, setting up day two. On top of that, I kiss closed. I would also like to point out that I had erection problems the whole time this was happening. My cock was getting so hard just talking to her and staring at those tits. I had to go to the bathroom a few times to let my bone die down a bit. I think this girl wants to fuck me, and I think Red wants to fuck Mike. Does any one else smell a new Brazzers episode in the making??? This woman actually wants me to come over, and drink a shit ton of patron, and party with her, literally on the next street over. I felt like posting this field report, because you guys have already helped me out in so many ways. If her husband finds out and kills me, just know that I was happy dying in the line of battle. You are all my brothers in arms.
Now how bout some thoughts, reactions, and opinions on what went down?????
P.S. Anything that I forgot to mention about this field report, ( as there is quite a bit of stuff) I will mention in my consecutive replies to your replies. Thank you.
-Shredder
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