Jessica: She’s 21 the nice girl/girl next story type. Nice curvy body
Britney: She’s 21 had a lot of tattoos complete with a noise and lip ring. Nice curvy body, a little short though.

Both of these girls look like they had never been anywhere outside of the small town they grew up in.

Back-story: It was about 2 am, and I decided to check out this bar. As I was working by the entrance I noticed this guy hitting on these two girls. He was telling them how he doesn’t smoke unless he’s been drinking, and how smoking makes him smarter (Later learned, he knew them from high school). Fast-forward, the two girls were standing behind me. I opened with just simply asking them, what they thought of the club, since I'm still pretty new to the area. They both said that the place was more like a club then a bar, but it was fun. We engaged in some small talk, and they waited for me to get in.

When we got to the bar, Jessica bought me a Crown n Coke; I thanked her for the drink, and asked if I could hang with them; they asked if I wanted to go over to the dance floor. I said it’s whatever; Jessica giggled and said I only dance when I’m drunk. I laughed a little, and whispered in her ear “I’m going to warn you about to start saying some ridiculously funny stuff.” A few minutes pass, this really short guy that was in front of us alone turns around and starts spitting his game at Britney. While this is going on, I learn over and whisper in Jessica’s ear “it’s Lucky the Leprechaun” she starts laughing and says that must be the crazy stuff you were talking about. Lucky gets shoot down in a blaze of glory. The three of us going back to talking, and I tell them about Japan, and they ask why I moved to Savannah. I explain because of work then one of them asks me my age. I say “old enough” then smile and say 24. They both say their 21. They notice a girl at the bar all over this guy, and start hating on how she's acting.

Before I know it this girl is with us talking like she’s know these girls for years. Her drunk man (Mr. Intensity) shows up, and starts singing/dancing to Don’t Stop Believing to me as this is going on he in a low key way asks how I know these girls, and what’s there deal. I sensing this was a setup, calmly tell him I know nothing about these girls and just meet them out side. He gives me “You the man” look and a high five. Later, Mr. Intensity pulls Jessica and Britney up to the bar. It’s now just me and this drunk girl that just grinding on Mr. Intensity, the first thing she asks me is do those girls really have a boyfriends. I tell her “no clue, we just meet” but the one with all the tattoo just shoot down two guys in about 3 min. This girls starts pointing at this guy at the bar and is like I’m trying to hook my homie up and those other guys didn’t have me. I tell her again that maybe she should try else where.

After finally shaking her, I walk back up the bar just in time to buy two drinks for Jessica and Britney. I tell Britney here you go for buying my drink, and she tells me Mr. Intensity just bought Jessica a drink. I roll my eyes and laugh a little. A couple of minutes later Britney goes outside to talk to her boyfriend. I turn around and start talking to Jessica, I tell her that Mr. Intensity is trying to fix him up with his friend, and I told him you had a boyfriend. Jessica response was “I do have a boyfriend” and how she hates when guys buy her drinks because then they feel like they should get something from her. She then explains how Mr. Intensity was trying to get her to kiss him on the check for the drink. I tell her dealing with that all the time must suck and how I’m not that kind of guy. I’m just at the club/bar to have fun not to score ( the fact I said this with a serious face was amazing).

I ask Jessica about Britney and she said that Britney boyfriend was outside. Then she did the whole “my bff is outside and I should go check on her” even though she didn’t say it I felt like Britney and her boyfriend where not getting on to well. I told Jessica that was cool, I’d go out with her but then she got the “everything is OK” text. So Jessica and I went back to talking and she asked me again if I wanted to dance and I said only if you would join. She declined again because she was not drunk enough. She started telling me about how the last time Britney and her came to this club. They got super wasted and started dancing with all the guys, and how some of them started acting in a way that made her feel uncomfortable.

Jessica points to a whale of a woman on the other side of the bar, and says she’s looking for a good time. I’ll buy you another double if you can get her to dance with you. Feeling the buzz from the Crown, I walk over to this girls, and looking at Jessica to make sure she sees. I start talking to this whale, which I later found out had a boyfriend, but I could careless. I walked back over to the bar to claim my prize. After Jessica buys my drink, I turn around and give it to her. After a few more minutes, Britney comes back inside, and asks me if I had to pay to get inside. I tell her no and Jessica asks why. She explains that her boyfriend said he would have to pay to come in. Then, Jessica asks me again where I live downtown, and I tell her I don’t yet but I’m about to.

About 3, the club closes and as we’re outside. They ask me how I’m getting home, and I tell them not sure either a cab or I might just go rent a room somewhere. I tell them this was super fun and we should do this again. I give Jessica a hug, but every time I go to hug Britney, she pulls back. I took that as her bf was near. I forgot to mention this above but when I was taking with Jessica. She told me that Britney and her hadn’t planned on going out tonight because they couldn’t find a guy to go with them, but they decided to go out anyway.

Fast-Forward the next day.

Britney told me that she worked at a local restaurant, and I decided to give it a try. Shocker, I ran into her ( I know this might seem AFC, but it was late and this was one of the only places still open) I waved at her, as I was being seated. Before, I even had time to look at the menu, she was at my table. OMG, you survived how did you get home? How are you feeling? I told her a cab fill with a Dr. Phil moment with the cab driver. I asked how the two of them got home. She signed and my bf took us home and then made him take us back downtown in the morning (I got the impression that she wasn’t happy that he took her home.) We started talking and before long she was telling me how her and Jessica where thinking about moving out to Las Vegas just to go somewhere different because there was nothing left for her in Savannah. After my waitress brought me my meal, Britney sat down with me, and we started talking about all of her tattoos, she was giving me a lot of IOIs . I asked Britney when Jessica and her where going out again. She didn’t know because they where going to Orlando for the weekend. I told her that sounded like fun. Halfway though my meal, I went to the bathroom still trying to figure out how to get her number. I came out and went back to my table, and before I could ask she handed me a piece of paper with her name and #.

The Text Conversation:
23:35
Hey it’s Robert. The coolest person on earth.
23:40
2nd coolest you mean!
00:00
We’ll see about that I’ve got a big day tomorrow, so hasta la pasta
00:10
Haha good night! ☺

The next day 17:01
Last night, I renamed my iPhone “ the Titanic” so when I plug it in it says “The Titanic is Syncing”

Nothing…

I’m not sure what to do about the BF because I know that is a slippery slope.
Also, I feel like she's still in that whole high school phase, I have to have a bf.

All advice is welcome.