I was in Southside a few days ago and I did an approach on a girl with her mother and sister. It went extremely well. This is the first time a girl has actually suggested that she wants to trade numbers and meet up with me.

I jogged in front of them then jumped in front like Sasha daygame.
Me: Stop! Hey. wink I don't mean to be rude but can I say something cheeky? You look fucking amazing,like you just don't care about anything, I just had to come and talk to you.
HB9: Oh my god Looks at her mother as if to say is this really happening. Blushing
Me: My god? you're one of those? I bet you even yolo.
HB9: It's just i can't talk properly! Omg!
Me: Why can't you talk properly?
HB9: I've just been to the dentist and had a tooth pulled with local anaesthetic.
Me: So that's it here I thought you were carefree but no, its just drug. i'll get what she's having. I introduce myself to the mother and sister then to the girl Shannon. When i shake her hand i drag for 20 seconds making a joke abut shaking hands for 10 minutes. I banter with her family.

I am a bit hazy as i am posting this a few days and maybe 20 approaches later. After about 10 minutes.

HB9: Wow! I don't have my mobile right now, it's dead but that sounds great. I had just said that i want to take her out for coffee. I i like her we'll see and if not we'll see Give me your phone to the sister. she reads her number to me but i cut her off and hand her my phone and banter with the family some more as if i don't care

I did a contact picture of us embraced then a joke with the picture about how we looked like a photostock couple and should take all out pictures like that- props to mystery- she laughed.

I said goodbye and to end I put my hand out. She looked shocked but shook it. I had been hugging her and fiddling with her hair. As she turns i pull on her hand and spin her dancer style into a kiss. This is the first time i have done this. I spun her into an embrace and waited with the 90/10 rule for the kiss.


I text her immediately as i got home:

Hey shannon, it's x the crazy, sexy guy you met after your dentist appointment.

a day later:

Okay, i've given you enough time to talk about me with your best-friend. When am i going to take you out. I am free on tuesday or the weekend after this one.

she has not replied yet. i will give it until tonight before i call her. if she flakes it doesn't matter but she was special. like my exact match so i will be disappointed.

Sherlock

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we had a great text conversation. but...

i was ljbf'd
"hey x sorry i havnt messaged you back its just i'm kind of seeing someone SPAM, its a complicated situation and i'm a bit confused sorry and i hope we can be friends xxx

i am reeling

sherlock

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