I GOT LAID!!! She was an HB7, hottest I've fucked so far. Here's how it went down on Tinder.
Me: Serious question... you can only pick one, don't cheat! M&Ms, Skittles, or strawberries?
Her: I'd choose the strawberries
Her: Haha that made me giggle
Me: Actually, those represent certain popular traits in chicks... What an odd... but interesting choice...
Her: Oh really like what? Haha I choose the strawberries because there's more value in them!
Me: Ooo a woman that knows the proper use of the word "value" and chose the healthier option. You just might be my type
Her: Haha oh yeah of course! Hmm am I?

where do you live Hun
Me: In a galaxy far far away...
Me: ________ lol
...... got her number
Me: Hey, you hungry? I love Chipotle, maybe after I'm done at the gym
Her: Haha I'm actually not hungry but thanks?
Me: Tell me a secret
Her: Technically speaking, if I told you then wouldn't it not be a secret anymore?
Her:
Me: It will be our secret

I'll tell you one. I have yellow fever (that's actually true and she's asian)
Her: Whaat no way I just happen to be Asian..

I have a mole in my butt and I think it's kinda cute.
Me: And I'm sure you're the ONLY one that knows that
Her: I think so you have to look for it

Her: So, I'm just gonna be straight forward but would you like to hook up?
(at this point I had to resist every urge to say YES LETS FUCK NOW!!! I later found out that was a wise move)
Me: That depends. Are you good in bed?
Me:
Her: Oh I know I am (and she was). I'll suck and deepthroat that dick till you can't stand it and hop right on top of that dick.
blah blah blah, game over. Best sex I've ever had. Later she told me that a lot of guys message her, but they say boring shit like "Hey, you're cute." She also said my reaction to her asking to hook up was a huge turn on.