Guys, guys.... guys. Damn did i have a phenomenal night alone.

Saturday night I took a train a subway to downtown alone. I only intended to run around asking girls for the time. Warped mindless AA breaker. I started by asking guys for directions. Then asked a few girls a few just blew me off but the people behind them were nice and gave it to me.

After a while i started running up to hot babes walking alone opening with a dumb line, and then just having a conversation from there. while they were walking i'd say i got some time to kill let me walk you to where your going so i could have some company.

I did this to one girl 32 and i'm 23. i was just complimenting her dress and her fine ass. I had her comfortable and laughing the whole way. I felt up her leg and had my hand on her back as well. At her car i asked for i hug and i kissed her neck. And she asked me if she should go home and change. I told her you'd make anything look good and she didn't need to. i felt something die right there. as i was walking away i thought. MY GOD did i just miss a signal and blow off sex? i will never know. Although i'm sure i did.

Needless to say by the time i ran into bars i was talking to everybody opening sets left and right. My favorite was when i opened a 2 set i said "jesus you girls are hot, i have to hit on you. It's my fucking job."

Didn't get laid but who cares i had a awesome night. On the train ride home i had a convo with a couple. And as i got off on my stop home i saw one girl alone which i ran to and said "excuse me miss but i figured i'd hit on one more girl this night." She busted out laughing

I don't expect a repeat of this night, because it was gold and it doesn't always come around. But fuck did i have good time. I'm still giddy about it. And i'm trying not to let this get to my head.