| I am a natural, but committed to constantly improving. I hold a practitioners certification in NLP, and read relevant books like there is no tomorrow. Mixing a natural skill with mind-fucking has been steadily proving a freakishly powerful combination.
Me: Hey you
Hottie: Umm do I know you?
Me: Not yet, I'm Daniel.
Hottie: I'm _______
Me: ______ say out loud, Silk silk silk.
Hottie: Why?
Me: Simple request, say Silk silk silk.
Hottie: Fine, silk silk silk, your so weird.
Me: We'll see who's weird, real quick! What do cows drink?
Hottie: Umm milk.
Me: Really? Cows drink milk?
Hottie: Wait, water. Heyyy thats not fair!
(Now she laughs her beautiful ass off and I have her undivided attention)
Me: I don't know what it is that causes most people to (pause) NOTICE THAT FEELING OF CONNECTEDNESS (pause) to eachother. One of my friends was telling me that when she can (pause) FEEL THAT CONNECTION (pause) it is like there are butterflies, amazing feeling those tickly butterflies, huh? I imagine its like you just (pause) FEEL THIS CLICK! (pause) and then you can... see yourself years from now... and then remember back to this day, and ...know this is the start of something good...
(It goes on and on with embedded commands, time distortion, I - You transitions, "parts" stories, loophole storytelling, and so much more)
(Remember to pause, it creates anticipation ... also critical for those embedded commands)
(Remember embedded commands should be stated in a deeper and slightly louder tone)
Now this hottie lost her pants quickly, but if you ever get a harsh objection (very rare after a proper mind-fuck)
...induce confusion: "Have you considered what your not thinking... FEEL THAT CONNECTION... and imagine your a nice girl.
(When someone thinks about what they are not thinking, they stop thinking, perfect place for an embedded command)
Hottie: I am a nice girl!
You: Prove it...
Hottie: Starts listing reasons for her bitchiness (You should learn sleight of mouth and now, flip her world upside down)
Hope this opener and pattern gets some people quality poon.
Remember, pick the hottest girl around... all the other girls will see your confidence.
And remember, be confident! I like to picture myself on top of a mountain screaming victory (a real memory) and re-live that moment right before I approach.
(pick a time when you felt an abundance of confidence, bring to that thought each sense... the picture, sound, smells, and notice how that feeling hits you like a train)
Happy pubbing!
-Daniel
Last bumped by douche12 on Mon May 13, 2013 8:43 am.
|