| So I've been at this for less than a week now and I just had to share this. I saw a cute girl at Wal-mart checking out, she finished...started walking towards the door. So I just start jogging next to her all silly like and she notices me immediately and shows a funny 'what is this guy doing' type of smile - So I was just like:
"You looked like you enjoyed jogging - A bit in shape and all that, wanna jog with me?"
She laughed and was like 'Actually, I'm not very athletic at all'
Blah blah blah, we reach the exit quickly and it's pitch black outside - So I stop her there and made a joke about not going outside because I'm afraid she might try to rob me or something. She laughs.
Then from there, I change mood - Start the eye contact, the I want to fuck you look - calm down, get my composure together - And just had a nice conversation with her. She was reciprocating the I want to fuck you look back at me. So after about 2 minutes, I ask her if she wants to get a drink and talk more - She says she is busy blah blah blah...next week...blah blah blah
Anyway, she was carrying a leather purse - Michael Khors - I was like 'You must be a lawyer', she was like ' Oh my fucking god, I work in a law firm but I'm not a lawyer, how did you know, etc' - mentioned her purse, made a joke about what she keeps in there because it was really large.
It was just really comfortable, teasing, relaxed conversation. So at the end, she offers my number - I didn't have to ask. Then after I get it, I just look at her very sexually and she's looking back and smiles and I just go
'I just want to kiss you so badly' - She got a bit flustered - Then I move in, and we kiss for a few seconds, she pulls away. Acts a bit shy still making eye contact. I take a step back to show I have self control to see if she gives me a sign she wants more. I noticed she did so I move in again and we kiss for a few more seconds and this time I am the one who pulls away and I immediately just say 'Have a nice night, I'll text you.'
She just is left standing there with that 'No, why did you pull away' look as if she wanted more.
I told a female co worker about the story and she didn't believe me AT ALL. She was like 'What kind of a girl would kiss a total stranger at a Wal Mart'? - Then I just said 'That's why you don't get pick up advice from females because they have no clue what they are talking about.'
She said I was acting retarded by jogging up - I told her it showed I was relaxed, friendly, spontaneous, fun - She made a sour look. She was like 'she must have been pretty ugly then to be that desperate'
Do you guys get this shit from females if and when you mention one of your pick ups?
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