Hey guys so

I'm at a club about a week ago with my very best bud, his gf and his greek cousin who speak limited english.
The club wasn't rammed but it was a good crowd, we were standing down in the smoking patio where I noticed a couple of girls both about a 7 one blonde the other brunette. They were being hit on by a couple of neanderthal afc's when I caught the blonde look my way..I held her eye contact for a second then when she looked away . "Is that real leopard skin" I said loudly. She was wearing a leopard print stretchy top like thing which was barely housing a f##ckin good old set of tits, which clearly wasnt leopard skin but it was the first thing to come to mind. "Oh no no of course not" she shouts back "Im an animal lover "... "yeah whatever I dont know how you sleep at night" then I took a step towards her and swiftly turned my back on her and faced my friends.. She promptly grabbed me by the arm to which I went totally "mystery" lol and was throwing out.."hey hands off the merchandise" and "does she have an off button". Now I was in set and did in my opinion a good job and we all moved back upstairs to the bar.

At the bar my mate and his gf have split off, Ive grabbed blondie and am messing about with her doing all the little kino games and stuff leaving "the greek cousin" the would be bain of my fucking set working the brunette at the bar. I leave my girl with her friend and the cousin while I go to the toilet, bear in mind shes still grabbing me and shit and theyre all together at the bar. Anyway I know that tyler durden makes a joke about "fucking the warm up" but I was thinkin why not, it was a quiet night and like I said a crackin set of tits. So Ive walked out of the gents and into the bar area, to see the 2 girls at one end and "the cousin" at the other. I didnt know what happened but I knew it was screwed but in a last ditch attempt to stay in set I walked first to the girls with the energy I had left with and tried to get straight back into it yet I was met with a cold response to say the least...So as a good aspiring mpua I kept smiling opened the nearest group to me and politly said goodbye to the girls.

Later on while talking to the cousin about what happened he informed me of what he did. As casually as you like while I was running what I thought was my A game with the blonde he stood at the bar with her friend And said something to the effect of " Your friend and my friend are having fun, why dont you come back to my place and we can have some fun" , And this was his opener im sure he said something else but I was like wow... I told him that you have to wait a bit before hitting them with that but I feel it fell on deaf ears. Needless to say it was a learning experience and I hae since made sure I pick my wings carefully as well yeah.. no one wants that to happen..

Lesson... Pick your wing or go it alone. No matter how good you think your doing you have no idea whats happening with her friend.