I'd already kissed this girl the first time I met her and she's been trying to set up a date with since then. She hinted earlier that she isn't busy this weekend.
This is our exchange on Facebook. I thought was funny. Most of the conversation is in French, so it doesn't flow as well, but hopefully you'll get the point.
Me: Yup, I'm the total package
Her: Ok, where can I buy the whole thing?
Me: Sorry, don't quite understand that one? [was playing dumb with her]
Her: It was a joke
Me: Yeah, I didn't get it. What is it in English?
Her: Where can i buy the full package?
Me: Oh...that's a good one.
Her: Not really. But, it's like that. Ok, moving on
Her: I should go
Me: Where? I mean, we are on Facebook.
Her: [Name of the part of town I am working]
Me: Ah yes, sounds like an idea.
Her: There is someone I want to kiss
Me: :-*
Me: You want to have a make out party?
Her: What do you mean by 'make out party'? Seriously? I don't know what you want to say. You want to have a party out doors?
Me: Nope. Google baby.
Her: I Googled "I want to have a party out", I didn't get anything
Me: No, Google Make Out party.
Her: It doesn't help. I tried again: you want to have a reason to leave (leave = partir, which is a play on party)
Me: LOL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_out
Her: Oh, you want to have sex with me?
Me: No. Jesus woman.
Her: You're completely mad
Me: It's a party where you kiss.
Her: Ah ok
Me: Making out = kissing. Good lord. Go to your meeting already.
Her: Yes, you're crazy. Soooo ... I kiss you a lot
Me: Now you've got it. Wow, that was like pulling teeth.
Her:
CHAT