So I been doing this thing where I pretend to be gay. So heres how I do It, If anyone wanna try It.
So First time I did It was a friday. I was invited to get drunk att a friends place, before going out.
So when I get there, there Is only guys. I only knew one of them and the rest I intruduced myself to. Asked about there jobs and stuff, as must of you know, always good to be liked by the guys.
So this girl came and we were like 4 guys and her. So all of them stops talking and get ready to intruduce themself, not me tho. I sit and keep talking to my friend without making eye contact to not break his attention. She sits on the shair infront of me and I stop talking and calmy take a sip of my drink, then I say "Oh how impolite of me, Im Oscar" and give her that winning smile
So I keep talking to the guys, now giving her any of my attention. Then after A wile I tell everyone to try this Trick.
Its a simple trick but hard to explain without showing. But I cross my hand In a way so I cant straiten them without letting go of the grip. Then I tell everyone to do as me and they do the same. Then I let go of my grip and say, keep them higher up. And I help everyone by showing them where to help them. Then when I grip my hands again I do It In a diffrent way, but no one notice. So I twist them back and no one can do the same, sitting there asking how I did It.
So now I have eveyones attention, I look at the girl and says,
Me: "You wanna se another trick?"
Her: "Hihi, sure."
Me: "Take My hand"
*Wait for her to reach out with her hand and then grap It.*
Me: "What soft hands you have" *Winning smile, Eye contact and end with a little luagh*
Before she says thanks I just keep giving instructions, like I just wanted to say that without expecting a response.
Me: "Think of a number between 1 - 10." Yes Its the standard, probebly seven trick..
*Strocking her hand softly like Im looking for something*
Me: "Are you thinking of one?"
Her: "No? Or what? Its not one.." If shes stupid or I was unclear I dont know..
Me: "Are you thinking of a number"
Her: "Yes, hihi."
Me: "Alright keep eye contact and try to keep a good poker face, alright?"
Her "Alright."
Then I go on looking into her eyes and smiling all like Im trying not to laught, witch will make her laugh.
1..
2..
3.....
10.
Me: "Was the number 7?"
She just looks at me like trying to decide If she should tell e Im right or lie to me.
Her: "Yes It was, how did you know that?
Then I tell her som bullshit about me playing alot of Poker and studying alot of social Behaviur.
So everyone Is inpressed and now I just walk away to get another drink. and when I come out shes sitting In the couch wich Is next to where I was sitting. So we sit there and when I was gonna take up my glas I accidently touch her boob with my elbow and then I tell her not to worry becouse Im gay. She says that she doesnt belive me so I start acting gay telling her how sexi Zac Effron Is and ask her If she seen the moie "17 again" She starts Luaghing and says no. So I tell her, "Belive I am gay, you can undress infront of me and everything." And I look with my eyes like Im serius wile doing the smile showing that Im trying not to laugh.
So I say to her, that as a gay person I am a very good gudge when It comes to kissing. "So are you a good kisser?" She smiles and says, why dont you find out.
Then thats done. I take her facebook, wile talking about some likes stuff jokingly.
Wile all this was hapening, some other girls arrived and all wanted to talk to the only guy not sitting without an girl. So I intreduce myself and then I go In and I see this guy doing very good with this little blod chick, she laters go out and talks to the girl I just made out with.
So the other guys goes up to them trying to join In the conversation but gets declined becouse Its a "Girl chatt". So I think to myself, Challange Accetepted. I go In after him directly and the girls says the same to me. But I say "But Im gay, If Its a guy problem I give great advise." Then my toung girls tells the other one who seems to not be totally sure "Its okey, hes gay." So I go In and I give advise and talk to them. Dont know what It was about cause I was a bit tipsy and also.. Girl talk, just some guy that bla bla bla..
I did that gay thing on another girl that night when we were out. Made out with her to and got her number. And the next day. Friend Requeset from all the guys and the guy that didnt get to talk to them girls even said to my friend how good I was at getting them bitches.
Now when I go out with these guys they all look up to me and the girls can see It, wich makes things so much easyer ofcourse.
I wrote this cause If I read this 1 year ago I would have learned something. Also I wanna see If someone have anything to say to this.