Ok, so to preface, I got a little into PUA about a year ago, after about 3 months of my ex stringing me along (when she had a new boyfriend).

I studied up, went out and was social, got better.

But then I totally stopped, around April of this year (I still wasn't perfect, either).

I got worse, started going out again around July or August, got a little better - but I didn't read or practice any material really - I was just trying to go out and wing it.

Well to that approach, I can say, fuck you.

My friend has been huge in this stuff lately (He's gone from not being able to get a number to fucking girls in club bathrooms - though he has problems with state and inner game - as we all do at times). And he's been pushing me to really improve myself lately.

Well, and this is the beginning of the field report - I've certainly started.

I mostly used the same line tonight - I don't have a lot of funny things that I'm ready made to say yet. It's something I need to improve on, and probably my main weakness in a club.

Anyway, to business:

So I'm cancelled on by this girl I want to be FWB with, but don't want to date - I have a policy towards all of my FWBs - you can go out and try to get a boyfriend if that's what you want, and I won't try to stop you, I'll even encourage that.

You might disagree with that, but I DO want everyone happy in the end - I won't fuck a girl if it doesn't leave her better off.

Anyway, she's sorta cute, and sorta cool so I was a bit sad (if she didn't have a kid, I'd probably try to date her).

I said fuck that, and I went to the club with my buddy above.

I was on some legal alertness drugs, and I had a few beers.

I did some random approaches, and used this new line I like to use at the club. When a girl talks to me and says "What's your name?" I respond with "My name is Fuckyou!" if she's hot enough. It doesn't always work. My first use of it blew me entirely out (at first).

The first time, some girl grabs me from behind, and I tell her "What the fuck, why are you trying to rape me here?"

She says "I'm not trying to rape you!" and grabs my chest.

I grab her too, and then I tell her "No, you're too crazy." and walk off.

Reapproach a few minutes later, and we exchange names, and I use the Fuckyou! line. Blows me out, she leaves the conversation entirely.

Then I decide to try it on a hotter girl.


I find the HOTTEST girl in the club. She's the one who is dressed in high heels, skinny black dress - she's here for her friend's birthday and you can tell she's used to a lot of attention. She's normally short, blonde and skinny.

I approach.

She initially looks like "Who the fuck is this fucker?" (I'm fit, but not buff, but under my clothes I look smallish, and I'm pretty short).

I get her name. I don't remember it now. I didn't think I'd be able to keep state for the entire encounter - this girl was too high in attractiveness (as I measure it) compared to my usual girls. I don't have that level of emotional control in this sort of situation yet.

Anyway, I tell her my name is "Fuckyou!". It works PERFECTLY.

She starts to laugh. I tell her my mother named me that, it was a horrible name, and it made my life very difficult. Still laughing.

I tell her I'm a pirate, and that I had to become one because nobody would hire me. She loves it.

I tell her I regularly raid Canada (I'm basically recounting the lyrics of a silly song at this point, about a Canadian pirate.)

Then I switch to realer talk. I'm just like "I love this. I can't be so mean to the normal girls. But you're hot so I can just be a dick to you and it's hilarious because we're both having fun and you won't feel bad. That's such a relief." And she's just laughing and agreeing. I just keep insulting her and saying horrible things about her, and she loves the fuck out of it.

Anyway, after about 10 minutes of conversation and jokes, I eject, because I was being a pussy still and didn't feel I could # close or f close. I need more practice to make that natural and I didn't want to ruin her opinion of me because of a clumsy # attempt.

We ran into each other twice more, and the second time she tried to dance with me and grab my arm. I just said "Fuck you" in a funny way, and walked away.


My momentum was FANTASTIC after that. I had literally hit on the hottest girl in the club, and done so successfully. After doing that, ALL of the other girls were literally not shit. I danced and kissed up with some girl at one point. I got in the way of another one and said "Move." - which she got pissed at and got in my face.

We later talked and she seemed into me, but I did a clumsy # attempt and it didn't work. Her (male) friends were trying to blow me out, but I just ignored them.

She told me I needed to find a nice girl, and stop going after skanks. And to be something of an asshole, but not that big of an asshole.

I then went and hit on a super drunk "skank" right in front of her, which she got all upset about.

It was hilarious.


Anyway, I got a bunch of numbers and some making out, but I didn't fuck anyone (but I also didn't intend to last night.)

I just wanted to be awesome, and while I knew on some level that the PUA stuff worked, I hadn't field tested it like I did last night, and really proved to myself that it can work incredibly well.