Drink in my hand, I adjust the leather bracelet on my wrist, she stands in front of me. Her eyes scream skepticism, judging my every word and move. I lean on my back foot and recite the Cheating girlfriend routine (My creation). It's funny how much easier it has become to tell this story but i guess that is what happens when you do anything 50 times. Here comes the punchline...This is the moment where i feel like I have jumped off a building towards a helicopter, Im suspended in mid air, my senses heighten, time slows down, my best attempt thrown out in front of my eyes. The rest is up to the pilot of the chopper, will he give me a chance to live or pull away and let me fall to certain death?
With one hand extended out I catch the foot of the chopper… She laughed. Back to reality, a symphony of music blares in my head inspiring colors and emotions. The thoughts and feelings i have felt for my original target fade. I have found my partner for tonight. She runs her fingers through her long brown hair as she tilts her head down. She then looks up at me with a smile. The sound of her laugh makes me feel intoxicated. It is difficult to keep calm. This is something entirely new to me.
Deep into our conversation her hurtful words she said to me the week prior still ring in my head but now, they do not inspire sorrow, they fill me with confidence and joy.
A few nights before this i met a girl. She had a look of slutty elegance and a smile that reminded me of a demon. Mischievous and provocative, I must talk to her. I open her up with some opener, and it works well but I very quickly realize something, I have encountered my first female player. She is very witty and had a response to everything. She would neg me and had a very fast line to shoot at me after i would neg her. She has clearly done this before. As we sit outside and jabber back and forth, a guy says, "Wow, you guys have a lot more game than i do." Is this now the way i am perceived? A man of game? what does that even mean? As he said this, that is when i felt that the "game" was truly on. She knew it. I knew it. There was no getting around it.

The night ends with me getting her number and a lick on the side of my face. No kiss, no nothing. She saved her name as, "Sexy blonde mind fuck" oh boy....

That night I get a friend request on FB, I don't recognize the name and i only get one pic of her. I accept the request and further investigate her profile looking for any clue as to who this mystery girl is.

"It couldn't be!" ,I thought as my eyes dilate and my mouth drops. It’s the girl who disrespected me the week before. I negged too hard and she became defensive and cold to me. Her words jump back into my head, “I don’t dislike you, I just don’t respect you.” I can see her lips move, whispering those sinister words. I have to find out why she would want anything to do with me.
The next day comes around and I still want the blonde girl bad. I conceive my plan. “I need to make her jealous” I thought, I needed to find a girl to come over to make this happen. But who?
My thought process was simple: Ask a bunch of girls over and hope I can pull this chick. I send out the messages and texts. Not a good turn out. Finally I convince myself to FB message the bitch who so blatantly disrespected me. Whats the worst that could happen?

I must admit, rejection doesn't bug me, this killed me. I don't know why. When she said it to me i had nothing to say back.I was shocked. caught cold in my shoes.
“Hey I know you!” I wrote
“Woo! Whats up?” she responds
“You should come kick it with us tonight at the house”
“Yea im down, Around 1130 okay”
“NP see you there”
I was not sure if she would come but I needed a ploy to get this blonde jealous. Fuck. I may have to find one at the party but I like to be more prepared than this. I go to pick up satin’s daughter and her friends. I told her in our messages to wear black leather, She did, this was a very good sign. We went to my house around 10;00 and its nothing but token resistance. She will kiss me now but she is quick on her toes and makes sure to give me a tough time with all of it. “She is trying to control me”, I thought all night, for instance,
I would ask her if she would like a shot, she says maybe and directs me to pour one and give it to her, I tell her to hand me a shot glass and she says for me to get it myself so I take the shot without her. She then plays hard to get and I match her game. She knows the game too well.
The bitch(the one who disrespected me) walks in the door. As im talking to the demon, I see the bitch and instantly walk over to her and give her a hug. I ditched the blonde for the moment. As I ask the bitch how she was doing she was very curious but even more skeptical of me. I could see it in her eyes. The blonde fights for my attention and regains it from me. She says she wants to have a smoke outside so I go with her. As we sit outside we start to kiss but she will not commit to it. Just pecks. No progress. Its much later now around 130 and she and her friends want to go get food. I say I will go with her. As we walk I hold her hand and out of nowhere, right in front of the elementary school she yanks her hand away from me and gives me the cold shoulder…


Here is what I suspect she was thinking. She realized she has isolated me away from other girls so she could use that to abuse me again. I take the leap of faith and turn around and walk home. I hope she will try to stop me, sadly she does not. I walk back into the house. Alone. I have failed.


I walk in and see the bitch was outside looking into the house. She was the only girl outside and there were about 4 dudes around her trying to break her down. Move over gentleman, here I come. I run the Unfaithful girlfriend opener and I succeed. As she smiles i become heavily attracted to her. She has beautiful eyes and a great smile. I think to myself, “How didn’t I notice this before?” We talk for an hour and both become tired. She is actually a sweet girl, she is a perfect example of a girl with a tough coat and a soft inside. I suggest her to sleep in my bed with me and she agrees. I honestly did not expect what came next, I didn’t even kiss her yet.


We walk into my room and lay down, I snuggle with her and had to make the decision: Do I go for it or go to sleep? I go for it. I slowly breath on the back of her neck and she immedatly turns around to face me. She full on makes out with me. No resistance. I have won the game I didn’t know I was playing. I get her naked and realize how the cloths she was wearing didn’t do justice to her body. She has an impeccable figure. This girl is naturally beautiful, she does not wear much makeup and takes care of herself. She is actually really hot. We bang for no joke 3 hours, and she is now on my list for top 3 best sex partners i have ever had. She was so secure in herself, didn’t care if I saw her naked, down to bang in front of a mirror everything. A true champ.

The next day after I brought her back to her house, I thought about the events of last night and decided to think about them in depth. What happened? How did I turn a girl who hated my guts to head over heels crazy for me, smiling when she talks to me, showing a genuine interest in me. How did this happen? I will not begin to act like I understand what happened but I have learned something very valuable.


If a girl comes off as a bitch, don’t take it personal, if you can break through her shell you very well may be able to find a gem. If she is hot don’t give up on it. Experience the stop in time. Jump off that building and catch the helicopter. Hear your own symphony infused with color and emotions. This is why we are here. This is the point of our young lives. Be the exception, be the best you possible, never give up. Never compromise.

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Hackuna Matata