| I've been a little lazy the last couple months, but have started going out sarging again. Probably I have made 100 approaches this year and am usually direct. I was visiting New York and waiting for a friend in Times Square. Decided I needed to warm up a little, and started looking for targets. Unfortunately, most of the girls are teenage tourists with their parents, but I finally found one fanning herself outside the subway station.
For those of you who have not been to NYC, times square is so crowded that it is difficult to tell whether a girl is attractive in the fractions of a second you can see her before she disappears.
Nevertheless, I approach, "Just noticed you as I was walking by and think you are completely gorgeous, and had to meet you." I stick out my hand and introduce myself, holding the handshake as I continue speaking about I don't remember what.
My type is thin, to the point that I've spent plenty of time with women with less mass on their chest's than mine, because I like everything else that goes along with the territory.
I start to get a weird vibe from this girl - something isn't right. I pause and scan vertically, she is ambiguously dressed in skinny jeans and a tshirt, but I notice her chest is extremely flat. Flat like no women I've seen, flat like an extremely underweight man.
It all comes together and I state "You're a dude," which is met with a confused nod. Realizing what I had done one can imagine I ejected pretty damn fast. Not sure whether this guy was gay or straight but can only imagine what was going through his head.
Thought you guys might have a laugh.
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