| I walked to class today and saw this cute girl who I wanted to approach. The previous class, I zoned out, and it looked like I was staring at her. Surprisingly, she was bleeding IOIs, and giggling to her friend. Sadly, she was across the room and I had to stay after class. Damn you logistics.
Today I wanted to approach. She was talking to a non attractive female acquaintance of mine. Perfect. Strangely, they were just chillin out side the classroom instead of going in. I went in. Why I did I don't know. I was thinking fuck yes approach, but I walked in the class. Here things went down hill, fast.
I saw class was in session, they were watching a video, and the room was full. I awkwardly walked around to look for a seat. After a bit the professor gave me a puzzled look and I realized I was 25 minutes early, and this was the previous class. After momentary embarrassment, I looked up at the video. IT WAS FUCKING CHILD BIRTH. Child birth is my enemy. It makes me pass out just thinking about it. I tried to calmly walk out, but I was starting to fade. I managed to leave conscious, and sit down in the hallway, pretending to be on Facebook on my iPod. I have passed out at my previous school like 5 times in 2 years when surgery or Child Birth is discussed. The passing out doesn't really embarrass me anymore. Idk why it makes me sick. I can play bloody video games and watch gory movies but medical things always get me.
After getting my self back together, I got up. As soon as I got up, the class before me dismissed and we walked in. We exchanged hellos but I didn't take things further because we went to sit down in different parts of the class. They had laptops that need to be plugged in.
Just out of curiosity, what would you guys have done (if you were in my situation) and you passed out on the ground, then were awoken a few seconds later by the set? I'm really interested in hearing your creative responses.
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