Date: July 21, 2012
Location: Some High School House Party
Subject: Complete Fuck Up

I just finished talking to some girl at a beer pong table. I was in a nice mood, and was tasting a little bit of flow. I noticed in the next room a few feet away, a standing HB7(Girl X). The girl was a few feet away from a sitting 2 set, a guy and HB7(Girl Y), who were playing the piano. This was near the entrance of the house.
I read online to never approach from behind. So I walked 1 foot ahead of the girl standing, standing to the left of her, looking at the piano. I did an over the shoulder opener.

Alex: Hi I’m Alex, what’s your name? *Showing my right hand for a handshake.*
Girl X: I’m Girl X *This caused her to turn her body for a comfortable handshake, possible IOI. I mirrored her so now we are facing each other.* ^This was an interesting realization to make a girl face you^
Girl X: I think you should make out with HB7 *pointing to Girl Y playing the piano*
Alex: What? ^My mind was shocked but showed no hesitation^
Girl X: She came here from France and is leaving in 4 days. You should make out with her.

Alex: Ok… ^I did not know what to do and saw Girl Y not hear what Girl X said.^
Suddenly HB8(Girl Z) walks right beside Girl X. Now two girls are facing me. I flirted with HB8 previously for 3 minutes. I got slight kino and received a few IOI’s.

Girl Z: What are you guys talking about?
Girl X: I just told him that he should make out with Girl Y. ^I noticed this pinched a slight nerve with Girl Z.^ *She did this light body shake/twitch and got energized*
Girl Z: Ya! You should definitely make out with Girl Y. *She said it so loud that the Girl Y and the guy turned their heads and were staring at me. I was standing silently in shock*
Girl Z: *She covered her mouth in surprise* Woops!. * She grabbed Girl X and walked to the other end of the room, like 10 feet. I saw them whispering looking directly at me. The girl sitting was also looking at me.*
*I turned around and pussied out.* ^A random girl has never asked me to make out with another random girl. I never knew a girl could be that direct with a stranger^
Later on that night, 1 hour in. I was walking in a line to go outside. The short hallway allowed 1 line to go out and another line to go the other direction. While walking, I had my head slightly down because it was packed. ^Realized never have you head down, you’ll miss something and lowers your value^
While walking out, Girl Y(girl previously sitting) just grabbed my crouch with a cupped hand. By the time I looked back she was already 6 feet away and quickly separating.

The last time I saw her was when I was sitting on the porch, kino escalating with a girl and she walked from the side of the house and onto the street. Fuck…
Good news though is I got the number of the HB8 who got nerve pinched. Every time I see her in the party, she loudly incorrectly says my name. It’s a little annoying but I guess she is attracted. I will text her in 3 days!
Do you guys ever get shocked when a girl is too direct? Is there anything I can do to make my field reports better? I will write many more in the future.

Date: July 21, 2012
Location: Some High School House Party
Subject: Kiss Close and Phone Number

I was in the backyard of a house. A 5 set, all girls, were doing the beer funnel thing. A girl was drinking from the hose, 3 girls were watching, and 1 way on the chair funneling the beer. I made a few energizing comments which got the girls excited. I even started chanting Chug! Chug! Chug! Which got a few guys and girls into it. Here is the gist of the dialogue.
*The girl just finished jugging*
Alex: That was awesome! High Five! *She gave me a high five with a WOO and a smile*
*I turn to the girl on the chair and show my hands*
Alex: Need help getting down?
HB7: Sure *has very perky energy*
Alex: What’s your name?
We basically exchange 10 lines each of getting to know each other chit chat. The energy was very high and happy. It was if telling me her age was an extraordinary discovery. I did light kino, long handshake, shoulder touch and a high five. I assume this was a comfort phase because I already showed her I was a boss and she showed she is liked by her friends. We were also sort of accidentally isolated, with her friends a few feet away from her.

She gave multiple IOI’s: smiling, hair flipping, hair touching and even fixing her dress. I knew I had to diffuse this ticking time bomb before it’s too late.

I read on a RSD post the day before that asking a girl to close her eyes and going for a kiss works. I wanted to test this out from the start of the day so I attempted it.
Alex: Close your eyes for a second
What she did was tilt her head down. I thought, why did she tilt her head down? There was also terrible lighting in the backyard. So all I saw were her eye browns. Didn’t know if she closed her eyes or why she tilted her head down.

After 2-3 seconds of absolute silence. I continued talking like nothing happened.
Alex: Anyways, how long have you known…..
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KISSED HER, RAWRRRRR! It was just a confusing state.

After 3 lines each of basic chit chat, I noticed the energy level was going down so I told her I have to find my friend and I’ll see her later. I just wanted to go inside the house because I thought I fucked up bad. Don’t worry, it gets good.
30 Mins Later!
I was sitting on the porch, in the middle of a bench. I was lightly chatting with this red head sitting on a single chair right beside the bench. Across from me was a guy sitting on a small bench.

I see the HB7 come outside,
HB7: Can I sit down?
Alex: Sure.
I move to the left so she is closer to her friends. I put my hand on her back and start rubbing it. I did a back massage, then shoulder and neck. I noticed she especially enjoyed me rubbing and grabbing her neck. She is half talking to her friends, just comments and emotions.

Alex: Do you lotion your shoulders?
HB7: haha, yes!
I lean in close and tell her she smells good. I have done this move on almost every girl I have ever hit on. Even on the dance floor, it’s just one of my moves. Alright! It’s time to level up. I stand up and look down on her over the shoulder.

Alex: Want to go for a walk?
HB7: I dunno, I should really stay here

Alex: 2 minutes! 2 minutes!

I show the piece sigh and jerk by hand forward when I say it. A move I saw from RSD, which I was dying to try. I put out my hand and she grabs it. I hand lock her hand to check for compliance. I did the finger lock that couples do when they go for a walk. She follows me down the stairs and we walk half a block.

I then do a dead stop, jerk her hand, she whip lashes onto me, and we start making out hard. I then push her onto the hedges but then realize it’s cooler if the girl is on me and she might be in pain. I do some spin move and she on me with me resting on the hedges. I’m feeling her up and it’s getting heavy. Alright! Time to level up! Here is the gist of the conversation.

Alex: Do you have any bus tickets? ( I didn`t have any bus tickets and only a $20)
HB7: No, Why?
Alex: Do you want to come home with me. My parents are gone and it`s close.
HB7: haha, where is it?
Alex: It`s at Street 1 and Street 2 (about a 20 minute walk)
HB7: No that`s to far. I`m also sleeping over at Girl X`s house (the one that is hosting the party)
Alex: Do you think I`ll be able to sleep over?
HB7: Maybe if you ask her.
Alex: Alright, lets go back. By the way, we only talked.

This was the first time I asked a girl I just met to come home with me. I thought I was being smart and protective, by telling her we only talked. I thought I was doing her a favour so no one will think she`s a slut. We walk back to the stairs and a 9 set, mix, started yelling things.

Person 1: Brain Trainnnn!
Person 2: Brainnssss
Person 3: Good Job Man!
I was shocked and didn`t say anything. Asking for a blow job did not even occur to me at that time. I never got a blow job at a party, only at my house with my ex gf. I realized, I should have asked for a blow job if this was an option and her friends think she gave one. Next time, next time….

Anyways, 30 mins later, she sat down right beside me, she was really drunk. She basically looked at me and it was an instant make out, no conversation needed. We made out for 3 more minutes. Got her phone number and said I`ll see her later.

- This was the first I asked a girl I just met to come home with me
- It blew my reality that I can ask for a blow job and she was somewhat expecting it
- Getting a make out and a phone number from a girl I just met was also very rare.

Felt like a boss.