Alright so i was at this club the other day saw a nice HB9 and after she looked at me a couple times and smiled at me i decided to head over there so next time she looked at me i smiled held the eye contact and walked over. then i asked her to dance and we started dancing. we danced for probably about an hour, she was a really good dancer and we both danced well together. so at this point i know ive got her attracted to me intensely, ive already kissed her on the neck pretty heavily and even gave her a couple kisses on the cheek that she took happily.

So eventually she says "thanks for the dance im gonna go to the bathroom"
so i just smile at her give her a kiss on the cheek and move on to the next girl. at the end of the night i see her again and decide i want her number so i go up to her and say "i never caught your name" she says "jolie" (or some weird name i dont know" and she turns away but then turns back and says "whats yours" so i say "idk if i should give you my name... i usually dont exchange that with girls in clubs... how about this you can guess and if you get it right you get a kiss from me, if you get it wrong though... no kiss my name starts with a k" then she starts guessing and cant get it after a while so i tell her and say "well i guess you dont get a kiss" and she just grabs me and kisses me anways lol

Heres where something goes wrong. I then say "hey i gotta get outta here we should keep in touch though whats the best way to keep in touch?" she says "No thanks" and just turns away... so idk what happened there haha i knew i had her but somethin just turned her off so feel free to criticize me on my game and tell me what to do better next time.

Overall lesson learned: Never dance with a girl for an hour if she has brand new jean shorts... because your white cargo shorts will have blue denim permanently stained all over your crotch...

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