Ok I'm gonna be really quick in this one.

So came back from work and my friend owed me some money so he said he'll give them back to me and we'll go out as he got paid tonight. I saw this girl on the way to work near the place where I live and I was pretty sure I've seen her before. So I on the way to my house I see this hb6 again and I had a lighter but asked her for one. She stayed with me while I was smoking which was like an ioi. It turns out she just moved in a week ago and I know her from a night out.

As we're talking my friend comes with a few other friends including a girl so I have this cool friends around and pre-selection from the girl - everything is going well. I didn't go with my friends cause I just got a txt that I'm working tmrw in the morning so I stay with the girl instead. We had a brief chat and I said there was a party at one of my other friends who lives nearby which is just perfect. So I take her there it's like the ultimate dhv for me cause no one else is English and I have the best english so it's pretty much sweet. We stayed there for an hour and I told her I have to go to work tmrw and told her that she could stay if she wanted as they were just rolling a split but I don't smoke weed...

She decides to come with me huge IOI and I have to do my washing. We were talking that I borrow a lot of things from my friends. Like I borrowed a shirt from the guy who was hosting the party, borrowed a lighter from her and later on cigarettes too. I put my washing in and it takes an hour. I asked her if she was hungry and gave her false choice from pancakes or waffles. I told her I'll make one because I feel bad her giving me and me not.

She sais she has to leave some stuff in her room and forbids me to go with her cause it's messy. I said i wanna see it and I just fucked her in her room. As I'm putting my clothes on she offers me a pack of cigarettes her friend gave her and I gladly accept. On the way from the laundry to my place we keep discussing this theory of me living on other people but I don't take it too seriously. We get to my place and it's baaaaaaad it's really bad. My world of warcraft is on and it's smells bad too!!!. She said she likes my mouse cause it's a mouse in the shape of a mouse but the whole computer is not mine. My friend who owes me money lent it to me.

So I realised I actually live on the back of other people and it sucks. I used game to persuade other people to do things for me and it's working pretty well for me but I don't wanna end up doing that till the rest of my life ;(

Any tips guys?