| So, it’s been hot as shit by me the last few days, as in many parts of the country. Work drags on, thoughts of the same ol’ same ol’ going through my head, work, gym, dinner, shower, bed. Otherwise known as GTL.
I rush to the gym, my son/workout partner has started early, my favorite HB9 is there finishing up, she gives me a hug & says her good bye.
As I’m leaving the gym I see a text from HB “What are you doing for dinner?” I answer “Loin fillets and baby potatoes why?” her “because your sharing”.
While dinner is on simmer, I get a call from HB8, we plan a fuck fest for Saturday, after a riverboat dinner ride.
I don’t know why I said it, lol it just popped into my head, my brother claims I have tourette syndrome, lmfao! I said “hey while we’re doing it, I want you to put your finger in my butt!” She’s all like “OMFG what the F is wrong with you?? No I’m not doing that! EVER!!” hahaha. Ok…so now I just can’t let it go. I’m saying stuff like “Come on now it’s not a big deal, just like the tip!” And I keep this up, till just about the point of anger climax lol.
While I’m busting HB8 about the butt thing, my brother leaves a voice mail, I ignore.
I join HB9 on my porch for dinner, with 4 fingers of Jack on cubes each.
As we are done, my brother rolls up on his Fat-Boy, we chat and decide to ride the shoreline to cool off.
HB9 decides to plant her skinny ass on the back with me.
The three of us thunder up to a patio bar overlooking East Grand Traverse Bay,
It’s packed with vacationers, driving SUV’s, wearing Izod button downs, khaki shorts, and sun dresses. My Brother and I, jeans and Harley T-shirts, both of us shaved heads and beards; his is all ZZ-top style. HB9 a Highway worker blaze orange tank, and the world’s smallest pair of Spanks (spandex workout shorts) WE STICK OUT! Lol.
We walk in to the center table to get a good view of the setting sun. Imeditly the manager approaches us, “Ummm we are doing a photo shoot, for our Facebook add page, we just wanted you to be aware” Lol uh huh. We let him know that’s fine with us, and order some beers.
As the camera crew sets up, our beer comes; one waitress is standing near with a “display tray” for the shoot waiting. I ask her “do you think my brother and I are ok looking men?” Bro & HB both give me the Oh Oh stare lol. She looks at HB, HB says “we’re just friends” haha, then she says “Hell yeah, you guys are hot” I engage “So if you were dating me, would it be safe to say, we would make love often? Her “of course” me “After a while mite sex get boring if me never tried new things?” Her “IDK maybe” big smile.
Here it comes…Me; “So if while making love, I asked you to put your finger in my butt would you do it?”
HB9 almost chokes on beer, Bro is cracking up, waitress behind drops her tray of used wine glasses!
Her face turn crimson, and she scurries away LOL. Everybody is now staring and chuckling. Waitress returns after gaining composure, we settle our tab (a little extra tip from the Bro lol).
Waitress comes over to me, leans in and says, I’m _____ find me on FB.
We head down the steps; two sundresses follow “Can we have a ride?” Bro and I in unison, “Next time”.
We ride the shore home; Bro splits off at the Y.
As I’m lying in bed HB9 sends text; “I am going to be your friend FOREVER” LMFAO
Heywood
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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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