lol

First night alone in a club. I've never really had to chat anyone up before, as i used to be in a high control religion. Girls were just the ones who were in the same religion as me, and usually they'd chat me up first.

So, anyway i don't have anyone to sarge with, so i end up going out alone yesterday.

I approached around 5 girls, so i got over this fear of rejection, but unfortunetly i didn't get very far with any of them. They were the slaggy type you think look quite good while you're drunk. Anyway, lack of experience didn't get me very far, as they 'had boyfriends' apparently.

I even approached a blonde who was dancing in the middle of the club, not really trying to pull particularly, i just wanted to approach and see what the hell happened. I applied the 3 second rule in this instance. Just failed on approach.

Anyway, comes to the end of the night, pretty pissed off i had no game, then i see this 'woman' staggering around.

I thought to myself, hmm maybe i could try with this staggering woman. I didn't even catch on at first, she was just saying how she fancied me. I thought to myself, ok she doesn't look great but meh. I was drunk.

Anyway, that's when she says 'i've got a secret. I'm a man!'

Holy fuck. Still recovering today. Just imagine if he'd given me a blowjob.

I also managed to crash a party with free food. Wierd night.

lmao dude, that was just too funny. I wouldn't want a blowjob from a tranny either. *shivers in disgust at the thought*. I feel your pain tho. u're not the only one with unsuccessful nights. in conclusion, dont give up.

I was expecting an epic story here, bit of a let down..

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