Unless, you´re an altruist PUA who wants to help a brother, this is prolly gonna bore ya´ since I pretty much didn´t do much.

Location: Bar

Went to a bar with two buds (pretty much hardcore AFCs, one more than the other), and two girls, one is the girlfriend of another friend of mine who works at that bar. Seeing as it was three guys and a girl, I usually tend to feel like the third wheel (or the fifth wheel in this case), but I kinda went with a bit of excitement to play, but when I got there, it´s another story. Bar was packed, and the music loud as hell, which is tough for me, cause I have a lot of trouble making out words over music, possibly because I have hyperacusis. I mean it´s kind of an IOI when you tell her, you didn´t hear her, and she´s the one that comes in close to your ear to tell you, but when it happens four or five times, that interest just seems to disintegrate. Anywho, first girl opened, and this was strange. I looked at her, she smiled, and I smiled back, didn´t really pay much attention, my clothing may have caught her eye. Then she literally put her hand on my shoulder and said ¨Oh I´m sorry, but I need to keep my balance while I adjust my shoe¨ so I took that as a ¨Hey dummy, talk to me¨ and I did, told her not to worry (hmm, could of used like a ¨Hey, hands off the merchandise¨ line or something of the sort, but I had no material ready) and told her how hot it was cause of all the people, she agreed smiling, then we had a little trouble communicating cause of the loud music, but I kinda´ pushed in a ¨So, how adventerous do you consider yourself¨ line, and she said ¨Not so much¨ not sure how I should interpret that, more an IOD than anything else, but I busted her balls a bit ¨Oh jeez, you must be boring then¨ and started mentioning strange foods as ¨would you eat scorpions in japan¨ or something. Not sure what happened, but I stopped talking to her and let (I had asked her out of curiosity what she was drinking, not with the intention of buying anything for her, but this could have been a misinterpreted as me trying to by her a drink). Then when she finally got her drink, a Budweiser, I was gonna bust her balls about how that´s a man drink, but the moment I said ¨Oh you actually ordered a Budweiser¨ she just replied yeah, and kind of moved away quickly.

Had a couple of crappy sets focusing on getting in a talkative mood, and then, I opened a three set who were all alone in the corner sitting neither talking to either. I had no intention of getting anyhting out of this set, but experiment and see how they´d react, (and maybe get some coaching from pretty women). Not sure if this was a good or bad idea, but I went across the room, grabbed a chair, and went back to the other corner of the room, placed it right next to their table and sat down asking ¨Alright, I have a question for the three of your. How would you react if a handsome guy such as myself came up to you three and told you were very pretty¨ again, I didn´t have any material prepped up, and I´m not a big fan of routines. I knew one of the girls, we had taking an acting class together, and that was a slight bit awkward cause we were on a bit of a bad page since I never came through for her on a little play she had to do, but I used the fact that I knew her ¨Introduce me to your friends¨. Thing is I didn´t recognized her nor remember her name, and I didn´t ask either. Anywho, I kind of continued ¨and what advice could you give me to get girls as pretty as you three?¨ And they just kinda´ said ¨I don´t know¨ and I responded ¨What do you mean you don´t know you´re girls. Ofcourse you know, what are you three doing here in this bar all alone completely silent? Literally you guys are crying out to all the men in here ¨COME TALK TO US¨¨ one of them kinda told me off in a slightly playful way ¨No, men aren´t necessary, we can have fun with out men¨ at that moment I locked eye contact looking deeply into her eye and saying ¨Oh yeah, really¨ in a playful way, raising my left eye brow. Wasn´t sure what to say so it kind of ping ponged back in forth ¨Yeah really¨ ¨Really¨ ¨You think so¨ ¨uhuh¨ we didn´t break eye contact for that brief amount of time, not sure if that was good or not, but then I just changed the topic and asked my friend some stuff about college, asked the other too what they were doing. Kept on going and eventualy the conversation got cold so I just said my farewells and went back to my friends. Should of used a false time constraint. I also had to rile up quite a load of courage to atually jump in there. Didn´t want to look awkward with out a chair so that´s why I dragged the other chair from the end of the bar.

A little while later, I opened a two set. One of them seemed interested (the one I favored) but the other seemed to be the mother hen. I also opened with a sort of ¨So what are you girls doing here alone. I´m sure you two are looking for guys¨ (unless they were a gay couple which I doubt) and the one that interested in me smiled and giggled while her friend kinda´ got a little pissy, and started saying ¨we just came here to dance¨ I responded ¨well then, why aren´t you dancing¨ in a bit of a cocky sarcastic tone, negging the not target, don´t exactly remember what she said, but then I kinda´ brushed off. I was actually looking for other girls, but when I came back, the one I was interested was alone, and maybe that wasn´t a good thing and maybe why she blew me off, I should have waited for her friend to get back, but I came in again and said ¨Hey, c´mon I´m gonna introduce you to my friends´ which she said no, and I responded ¨I just feel very sorry for you, cause now you´re really all alone¨ but those were the ones worth mentioning tonight, it´s currently 4AM so I´m gonna hit the hay. Any help criticism is welcome. Thanks guys! Viva´ the game.