My favorite spot, Bookstore at a mall where I usually sarge, everytime I enter, the employees are smiling at me specially the male ones because they always saw me meeting new girls hehe! Crash n burns up to N closes hehe... It's kinda fun actually. I'm still calibrating my game, I've started regular sarging last February. anyway...
I spotted a HB8 looking for books.
Me: Hey! Can you help me!
HB: Yes?
Me: It's my mom's b-day tomorrow, I'm looking for a book to gift to her but I can't think of any can you suggest some!
HB: Oh! you should try cooking books
Me: OMG! She's not a good cook. *laughs*
HB: *laughs*
Me: I would rate her cooking like this. *Giving hand gestures from highest to lowest and I point it at middle*
HB: *laughs* your funny
Me: So you like guys who are funny?
HB: Yup!
Me: Then you should marry a clown, too bad the clown would be lonely the rest of his life hehe!
HB: LOL *she punches my arm*
Me: So what are you doing here besides flirting with me?
HB: *laughs* actually I'm looking for a recipe book
Me: OMG! you're a chef?
HB: not yet, I'm still studying culinary
Me: Oh great! I should try your dishes
HB: I'm not that good yet
Me: I know
HB: *slaps my arm again then laughs*
Me: I could tell, every time guys are looking for something, you're the 1st one they would ask.
HB: No...
Me: Oh stop kidding me, you already have 10 boyfriends.
HB: *laughs* LOL no way!
Me: I could tell, by the looks on your eyes, you want me to be your number 11, no way your not my type
HB: *smiling* No way...
Me: I'm sure of it
Actually, I'm going to meet my friends around this area, and I bumped into this bookstore while walking then I realized that it's my moms b-day tomorrow
HB: I see, i'm with someone too blah blah blah....
Me: Oh great, we have a major fun last night, It was great. *Then I told her about our clubbing last night* then I said, do you go to clubs too?
HB: Yup! Before but I'm busy with my culinary right now...
Me: Oh! you must be studying at *University's name* because every girl that I know there... oops... every girl that I saw there looks gorgeous.
HB: No I study at *her school*.
Me: you know what, I need to go! my friends are waiting for me we should exchange numbers.
HB: Okay but I don't know your name yet.
Me: Just call me *wildchildAFC* and you?
HB: I'm "HB8"
Me: Okay here's my phone type in your number here. OMG! wait... I'm not gonna let you, see me naked hehehe.
HB: *laughs*
Me: Okay! It's okay now here it is,
HB: *Types her number on my Phone*
Me: you should save my number too.
HB: Okay!
Me: *I typed my number on her phone then I said* you should write *my name + cute* so that you would know it was me
HB:
Oh! I sent you a txt message.
Me: Okay, nice meeting you
HB: Nice meeting you too
Me: I think you're cool we should hang out some time
HB: Sure just message me.
Me: Okay quick question before I go
HB: What is it?
Me: do you think OKC would be the 2012 NBA Champions?
HB: Oh! I don't watch NBA.
Me: I see, you know waht I placed a bet and it's kinda bugging me actually, I should have canceled it hahaha anyway give me a hug it was cool meeting you and promise me that I would be the first one to taste your first perfect dish once you become a professional chef
HB: Aye! sure.
*we hugged each other hehe*
Then I saw my wing man we smiled at each other then I started giving him high fives (newbie mistakes) then outside the bookstore, he told me that I should have not gave him a high five because one of her friend is just standing at the next book shelf and she probably saw that.
Then wen I got home I texted her.I said, Hey! Have you found what you're looking for?" no reply *strike 1* Next day I texted her "Hey! It's your number 11 watsup? still no reply *strike 2* at around noon I texted her again *strike 3* Move on...
Lesson learned
- Never ever give a high five to your wing once you've taken the girl's number.
Criticisms are welcomed.
CHAT