Any advice/questions/comments are appreciated
Killermunkyz and The Sauce Field Report #2
The Sauce is still out of town. It actually feels weird now going out without a wing. I used to hate having another guy out sarging with me because it makes it more competitive and the potential for amog problems arises, but I'm starting to see the advantages of having the friend with you for social proof.
The sarges I'm posting were all done on my own. None of them really went badly, but it was more difficult getting comfort. I'll be making separate posts for them.
Most RECENT Sarges: Bar Chick, a hired gun on her day off
Chill'n at the bar on a Tuesday night after most of the people left. There was a HB9 blonde rocker chick sitting in the middle of the bar talking with the bartender and a guy on the opposite side of me.
Me: Hi
Her: Hi
Me: I got a question for you
Her: OK
Me Do you think that if a guy gets a girls facebook page and finds her number on the page he can call her... because I have a friend who's in this situation and we've been arguing about it for a week
Her: No. It's creepy
Me: I bet if you thought he was really hot though it wouldn't matter anyway.
Her: hmmmm yeah you're probably right.
Me: So what's your name?
Her: Erin
Me: Cool, I'm Josh
Her: blablabla
Me blabla bla where are you from blalbalbbla tell me more about yourself
Her: blablablaba
(turned out she lives just donw the road from me... should have got a SNL would have been so EASY, but I need to work on my phone game and text game, so I took a bullet this time and went for setting up a date at a later time.)
Her: I'm in school and I work for a company that sells high end prosthetics. blablablablabla I got a 2 jobs... I also work here, but I'm off today. I'm really busy... just got out of a bad LTR
Me: (changing subject cuz that's a BIG shit test. If you ask about it you FAIL! ) You poor girl. I think that you probably get alot of guys who just like you for your looks. You're a pretty girl, but I bet you have a deeper side.
Her: Yeah, totally and nobody ever tries to get to know me for me.
(Ok if you've read The attraction Code by Vin DiCarlo from here if you were in my situation and had all the details you'd know that she's a TDR (Tester/Denier/Realist), so I played along with it. She was pretty hard to crack, but once I got past her bitch shields I got good compliance... she doesn't give alot of IOIs but I think that was all her hard to get act cuz she's just out of a relationship.
I continued focusing on how guys are not all that shallow and there's a few who are deeper like me because I've been with pretty girls and some are deep others are shallow and I can tell she has a nice personality. She had a nice punk rocker sort of personality, so I focused on music for a bit. Then We just started talking about psychology and how I'm really into it.
Me: Do you like to take personality tests? I think they can tell us alot about ourselves.
Her: Yeah!
Me: There's this cool one I learned from a magazine. It's called the cube
(I've never used the cube before! It kicked ass. Turned her into putty! i so should have fucked her that night! I did it Neil Strauss style. I'm definitely using it again!)
me: ok there's a cube, how big is it?
her: kinda small.
me: what color is it?
her: green.
me: is it transparent?
her: no it's solid.
me: Ok, there's a ladder. where is the ladder in relation to your cube?
her: it's up along side it.
me: hmmm... interesting
her: what?
me: I'll tell you later... Ok, there's a horse. Where's the horse and what's he doing?
her: uhhhhh... it's climbing the ladder
me: LMFAO hahahaha! That's GREAT!
her: what?
me: nothing, I'll tell you in a sec,
her: ok,
me: OK, the cube represents your life. Yours is small so it's like you are really focused on one thing. It's green... I forget what the fuck green is... I was told pink means you're really passionate... It's like about your desires and wants for your life and how you pursue it.
her: I think it means peace...
me : that works... the fact that it's solid mean's you're a down to earth kind of person because it represents how you view the world, so that's really cool... your lader represents your career and it's right up against your cube, so that means you really care about your career and your finances...
her: yeah, that's right
me: now... the horse... the horse is your ideal man... and the horse is climbing the lader... which I have never heard before in my life! And that means you want a man who can enhance your career and bring money into your life! Soooo basically your perfect guy is a RICH guy.
her: HAHAHAHA! (look like deer in head lights)
me: I knew it!
her: Nooooooooooo... well... Ok yeah... a guy with money's nice, but that's not all I need... ... ... hehe... ... ...
After that the bartender came over and tried to cock block. I used it on her. Then she decided I was cool.
bartender cock blocking: I bet that's a great way to get into gullible young girls' pants.
me: yeah, it is (huge grin) it works every time. so what? If she wants me she wants me, it just gives her an excuse to go for it.
bartender: I guess so.
girl: do the cube on her!
me: OK
now I'm entertaining everyone at the bar
felt like a pimp.
Then the guy on the other side tried to get in on it. I told him it only works on women. I thought he was going to try to amog me for sure cuz he'd been talking to her a long time before I came in. Just my luck, he was a pussy and not a player.
The girl was starting to get distracted, so after that I switched my mode up cuz we were on an emotional high, so I went in for the kill and went direct.
Me: Anyway, I gotta go soon, but honestly, I just wanted an excuse to talk to you. (physically moving in) I find you really attractive... you have a great style and personality... I'd love to get to know you better. We should get together some time for drinks or coffee. What's your number?
Her: OK... blabablabl
I called her right there so I knew it was legit and the game was on. I left then feeling like a stud.
Me: Ok, I'll text you tomorrow. Give me a hug! (Should have gone for a kiss, I admit it was an afc mistake, but I'm still learning.)
Her: OK!
Me: Ok, I'll see you later.
Left
Everything was great until the next day. I lost one girl, by not calling/texting soon enough, so I didn't wait for this one.
Unfortunately my phone and text game still sucks. I went back over some shit by Vin Dicarlo and Julian Foxx and some stuff that was given to me on this forum by Musterion, Slip'n'Slide, and Dlightmen.
You can find the advice they gave me here:
4-important-questions-about-phone-and-t ... 34702.html
It was good stuff and it worked until I ran out of material and had to get creative. I think I went too (what I was thinking was) alpha, too sarcastic, and too sexual too soon.
I hate texts because you can't show sarcasm and humor well and that's 90% my humor... along with body language. I need to work on communicating with my tone of voice and in texts better,
So I think I may have lost her, but I'll probably see her again at her work. So it may still be on. I'm sure I pissed her off because she hasn't responded for two days. I sent a second text after the last one and gave up.
Anyway, I'm moving one. I had 3 sarges since then. So far no good, but it's not my fault. They all had boyfriends, and I could tell they were being honest. I probably would have had a shot with them, but I don't try to steal girls. I'm very against that. I've been cheated on, so I won't ever do that to another guy (unless he's a total ass hole and abuses her and I know it for a fact... then I'd consider that saving a damsel in distress
).
I need help with the text game, so I'm going to post it later in another section once I figure how to get the texts off my phone... Then I'll put the link here so you can see it...
Any advice on the text game you have would be a huge help to me! Thanks!
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