So, I'm really new to the game, but I thought I'd share my field report with you guys! Ok, so I went to a bar with my buddies and all. We were just doing some pool or whatever. I started to mingle because I was like, "Fuck there are all these chicks here, and I'm playing pool." I open a few, like a man, and then I notice this old fat nasty chick is looking at me. . .So, I was nice and introduced myself, thinking nothing of it. I went on my way, as I failed to seduce any of the ladies. I was somewhat close with one, but it just didn't work because I'm kind of a noob. Anyhow, so I went back to playing pool with the guys, pretty upset about how much I suck. Then the fat chick came back over and was like "How come you guys went over here?" And I was all, "Because the pool table was empty. Did you want to play?" And she was all, "No thanks." Then I went to the bathroom and came back and that's when she went for it. She said, "So what was that you said earlier about you and me doing it in the bathroom?" And I was all, "Umm! I don't think I said any of those things. I'd really prefer not to!"
So there you have it guys! I, a noob, could have f-closed! If I can do it anyone can. There's hope .