A few days before Christmas, I went to a toy store to find one of my precious nieces a coloring book. The store was super busy and I had no idea where the coloring book section was. I spotted a lone blonde HB8 looking at Legos.

Me: (not gaming yet) Do u know where the coloring books are?
HB: This place is a shit storm right now, I think the art section is over there.

I walked away noticing 2 things, she wasnt wearing a wedding ring and she said shit storm to a stranger. (the store was in fact a shit storm of last minute shoppers)

I picked out a coloring book and decided I must approach blondy before leaving. I went back to the toy section she was in.

Me: (showing her a Barbie coloring book) I found a good one for my niece.
HB: I think shell like that.
Me: who are u shopping for
HB: my son
Me: I noticed ur not wearing a wedding ring, does that mean are we having dinner next week?
HB: actually I'm married (shit test)
Me: well thanks for false advertising your sexyness to the world. (sarcasm)
HB: I'm getting divorced soon.
Me: so we ARE going out next week!!??!!
HB: I wont date until its officially over.
Me: did u file the papers yet?
HB: they are on my lawyers desk right now.
Me: give me ur #, Ill call you in 3 months.
HB: Its 952-xxx-xxxx
Me: whats ur name?
HB: xxxxxxx
Me: my name is SLIPKNOT, (shake hands) nice to meet you. Ill talk to you in 3 months.

I cant call her untill march, but I did call phone from a blocked # the other day and the voicemail was her name, so the number is hers. I don't typically date single moms, but in 2 months I might get to sleep with this one. Stay tuned.