Hey, Legion here
This is my first lay report so sorry if it's out of the typical format, but here it goes.
First, Acknowledgments go to: Mystery, Bravo, Tyler Durden, Lovedrop, Style, Sinn, Ross Jeffries, and Brad P.
Those are the one's whose material I know i borrowed and I wanna thank you guys.
They're great at what they do and if you haven't checked em out, I strongly suggest doing so.
Next, just a note on the title: I've found that a 1-10 scale tends to be a little ambiguous, so the scale I use is the F,A,S; each ranging 1-10.
F describes girls without a shred of attractiveness in them.
A: kinda normal person hot. Say you were walking in a college and see a bombshell, like super, smoking, sexy chick and said wow she's amazing!
However if you put her up to say, a super model or a movie star, her attractiveness would dwarf in comparison.
And as such: S is for the perfect chicks, at S-10 is the girl you find the most beautiful in the world. so the S scale is primarily subjective.
And as such, the chick I was with just yesterday, has garnered such an honorable role.
Also: Alot of the filler is paraphrasing (DUH!) but the basic gist of the routines is there
So on to the report:
I was at a night club in town when I saw her. I had recognized her from another club where she had won a bikini contest. Needless to say, I wanted her. Bad.
I had been running this routine in my head for a while and never had the nerve to use it. So I decided: WTF? She'll never see me again anyway. Might as well go for it.
I started walking in her general direction and opened a group adjacent to hers. Just basic stuff. I used Lovedrop's, "Movie Star identity mix-up" to open the AMOG and we quickly hit it off. some time passes and I notice her change positions in the room. I'm careful not to make any sort of indication I noticed while I engage the group; trying not to give any IOI's.
Before too long i notice my chance with her. Her and her friends go outside. And they don't come back in. I'm fearful that I lost my chance. So after bout five minutes, I excuse myself from the group, pull a cig, and go out.
My hand is in my pocket, holding my lighter when I exit and I see her outside smoking. My heart almost stops but I quickly recover and ask for a light. She says she doesn't have one so we monkey-bump it. I grip her arm for balance (And obvious Kino)
I thank her and proceed with the pick-up:
Me: Can I ask you a quick question? I'm here with some friends so it'll just take a second; I'm just curious bout something.
Her: Sure.
Me: Do you know the name of the ocean that borders California? (courtesy of Bravo)
Her:...
Me: Don't tell me you don't-
Her: Pacific right?
Me: See-I've actually asked like five people and none of them knew.
Her: Ah...
Me: My next question is: DO you know the other four?
She gives me a puzzled, almost annoyed look
Her: why are you asking?
Me: it honestly just boggles my mind that people don't know. I'm from Memphis and we kinda value knowledge.
Her: Well, It's not like I don't, I have a 4.0 GPA.
Me: Oh great.... another HERD... (courtesy of Sinn)
Her: A what?
Me: Herd: A Hot NERD. In memphis it's this whole thing...
Her: HEY!
*She shrieks but I see a smile on her face*
Me: What? Sorry you're a HERD. DOn't worry, it's almost adorable.
*I say this while putting a hand on her shoulder but looking away. Sinn's theory of apposition opposites or something like that. Be physically cold, while verbally warm, or visa-versa*
Me: But look: If you can get the question right, I'll...
Her: You'll what; buy me a drink at the bar?
(I'm startled at how similar this is to Bravo's pick-up but thankful cuz I know how to respond)
Me: Actually, (following Bravo's example) I've never bought a girl a drink or dinner in my life... but tell you what: I run the biggest Gang in Lubbock, and if you get it right you can be in my next rap video! (Courtesy Tyler Durden)
*She chuckles*
Her: Oh really now?
Me: Damn straight! We'll put you in some Daisy Dukes, some bitch booths, and you can bounce up and down on my ride
*She bursts out laughing. Her body is now fully facing me and she puts her arm on mine for support, but I'm not sold that I have her full comfort/attraction yet*
Me: The problem would be getting you on the car though since you're so tiny (Courtesy Mystery)
Her: HEY! *She slugs my arm looking baffled and appalled*
Me: Just sayin. Do you little people flock together for protection?!
*I say it with a BIG smile (courtesy Mystery)
*She tongues her cheek, crosses her arms and shifts her weight to her back foot. I took that as, mock annoyance. Not used to being told she's short, she also seemed puzzled why I would*
Her: I'm not that short!
Me: Oh come on, it's ok! *again with sinn's opposites* It makes you fun sized! I mean, I remember back when I went to the store with my mom, she would point out ALL these tall chicks-like six footers!-and say, Look! She'd be a great girlfriend (Courtesy Mystery) and I was just like: Ew....that's my mom....picking out my girlfriends.
*I say this while placing my hand on her shoulder and gesturing as if I was my mother pointing out suitors for her. She LOL's*
Me: But it's weird cuz it kinda conditioned me.
Her: What do you mean?
Me: I only date tall chix.
Her: Oh?
Me: Yeah, my ex fiance was six feet! (Courtesy Sinn. He had this theory to disolve "Player" vibe. Bring up "Ex Fiance" and they'll see you are suitable for stable relationships and never call you a Manwhore or anything)
Her: Oh.... what happened.
Me: Oh don't worry, it was mutual we are both actually still really good friends, it's not like we ended on a big fight or anything. It's actually kinda strangely pleasant.
Her: WHat happened?
*This next routine I took from Ross Jeffries, just edited it to my situation*
Me: Well, there she was sitting on the couch watching Twighlight and I was across the room reading "A Discourse on Method"
Her: WHat's that?
Me: 17th century philosophy-anyway we were just sitting there when all of the sudden, time seems to slow *I'm peering deep into her eyes now* It was kinda like that feeling when you're first attracted to someone you know *gesturing towards myself* and you know you just feel this.... Heat well up inside you starting down in your stomach *gesturing with my hands as I say all of this* and it rises into your chest, and suddenly you (pointing to her) feel attracted to him *towards me* Drawn to him even *her/me* and suddenly it's like all his words just wrap themselves around you in this warm emotional blanket. and he *pointing to me* is all you think about; you picture yourself *her* with him *me* YOu know what I mean?
(while I deliver all of this i alternate between looking at her eyes and her lips. It was a trick I learned once but can't remember where)
*her mouth is agape eyes empty and lucid but glistening*
Her: I totally know what you mean....
Me: Exactly, that's what it felt like and I just turned to my ex, she turned to me and we had this connection. We both knew what had to be done... We knew we loved eachother, but we couldn't marry. *pause* We're still great friends though. Still hang, and we're not uncomfortable with eachother at all. It's great
*She smiles*
Her: That's great.
*As if by God himself, the group I had prior approached exists. I say goodbyes shake hands, etc. Great social proof and sets me up to close*
Me: well my group just left so I guess that's my cue.
Her: Yeah, me too, I'm actually just waiting for my ride.
Me: That kinda sux, want me to just give you a lift?
Her: Wow really?! That'd be great!
fill in the blanks. Get to her place aaaaaaand....yeah
Didn't even get back to the topic of the oceans
Notes: Things I would NOT recommend: Waiting as I did to approach. Now the night went GREAT and everything kinda fell into place, but I definitely would not recommend taking the chance for a waited approach. It was EXCEPTIONALLY rare to see a girl like her standing by her lonesome, and will prolly never happen again with me.... See the chick: Approach, I know that's like rule number one and I pussed out but It worked to my benifit.
Also: I do recommend establishing good social proof in any situation before proceeding to real targets, but if you do see your target, I wouldn't proceed as close as I did.
If I had been with a more observant girl, she prolly woulda noticed my prior interactions with the group and would of gotten "creeper" vibe for following her out there, even if I didn't know she'd be out there.
Anyway, that's my report.
Hope it helps in everyone's pursuit. I'm gonna try it again; maybe in day game and I'll let you know how it goes.
Deuces yall!
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