I know this girl my friend used to talk to.. One night he spent $80 on drinks for her and her friend and she ended up leaving with another guy!! She is a total gold digger.. but she is hot..

I ran into her for the first time in months at a club the other day.. here is how it went..

HB 8: OHH MYY GOOSSHHH!!! XXXXXX
ME: OHHH MY GOSH!!! sorry i don't know you..
HB 8: haha its me XXXX
ME: Oh hey!
HB 8: Do you remember when we first met...
ME: Nope
HB8: (told me the story about when we went to a bar with my friend and he spent all that money)
ME: Ohh yea.. I remember. You are a horrible person..
HB8: Haha your funny.
ME: No.. Your really bad.. How could you do that? Thats messed up.
HB8: Haha you should by me a drink.
ME: What would you like?
HB8: A jager Shaker (A special drink for my town)
ME: Ok... ( I go buy 4 jager shakers)
I go up to her and then..
Pass the drinks out to her friends and me.. I didn't give her one..
HB8: THATS SO MEAN!!
ME: Im not easy. You have to work for a drink..
HB8: But you don't know them, and they got one!! Where is mine
ME: I know that they are cute and thats good enough for me.. Yours is at the bar, its $4.
(walks away)

She pulls me in after a while and starts grinding on me..
I get a boner and I'm like.. Alright lets do this..

ME: Rapid fire time!!
HB8: Whats that?
ME: I ask 4 questions and you have to answer quick.
HB8: OK!!
ME: When are we hanging out?
HB8: Tomorrow
ME: What are we doing?
HB8: IDK.. You can come see me at work.
ME: Wrong! Im not spending any money to see you.. After work your coming over.
HB8: Ill get out late but ok.
ME: Are you fun?
HB8: Yes
ME: Good.. Whats your number..

Number close..

HB8: TEXT ME!
ME: alright. Seeya.

She is coming over for drinks tonight...

BAM!!
I don't know if she just wanted me all along, or if my game was tight that night...

Either way I think I did pretty well