rest of the story some weird shit, and bizarre twists, meeting with her tonight, i am gonna fuck her, here is the rest of the story:
Me: i woke up to pics, awesome, thanks mami, helped the morning wood muazzzzzzzzzf 11:24 AM
trish: Glad I could be of service.. 11:25 AM
Me: sup! 11:28 AM
trish: Sup wit you? 11:28 AM
Me: see you are ghetto again, "sup with you" 11:30 AM
trish: Oh ok so what's up with you baby? 11:31 AM
Me: nothing mami, can't wait to meet you i get hard just thinking about you.. 11:33 AM
trish: Really.... Nice... I can't wait to meet you either. 11:34 AM
Me: i was fucking my gf last night doggy i thought about you and i came lol... 11:34 AM
trish: Oh wow... That's hot... 11:35 AM
trish: I got tattoos are you ok with that 11:35 AM
Me: true story hahaha 11:35 AM
trish: What about me you were thinking about while you was fucking her 11:36 AM
Me: honestly it was quick flashes of your pics! 11:37 AM
trish: Nice... I'm flattered 11:38 AM
Me: nah i'm thankful and so is king kong junior 11:39 AM
trish: King kong junior huh!!! 11:39 AM
Me: yes that is his nick name(down in my pants) please be respectful he likes you a lot, lol 11:40 AM
trish: Lmao... I have nothing but respect baby 11:41 AM
Me: have you been to trapeze 11:43 AM
trish: No but I've heard about it and I want to go 11:44 AM
Me: is awesome, nice and classy i will take you one day... 11:45 AM
trish: I would love that.. 11:46 AM
Me: i have never fucked a girl there tough i just touch and get bjs... but it pisses me of everytime i go the girl i go with the hottest lol 11:48 AM
trish: Why does it piss you off? 11:49 AM
Me: cause my girls are the hottest, so is not an equal trade, get it? is like ferraries for kias lol 11:50 AM
trish: Lmao... I get it 11:54 AM
Me: stop please! 1:44 PM
trish: Stop what... 1:45 PM
Me: thinking about me and smiling, i bet you are doing it right now 1:47 PM
trish: Lol... 1:49 PM
Me: but i miz uz! 4:24 PM
trish: I thought we were to meet today 4:24 PM
Me: you thought right baby, but i am a bit sickie do not want to get you sick, not an excuse the fact... As i said i mizzz uzzz, you are suppose to say, i mizz uzzz 3 4:26 PM
trish: Awwwwww I'm sorry your sick I mizz u 2 4:27 PM
Me: i do gymnastics, a bunch of little kids, every time i am around little kids never fails.. 4:27 PM
trish: Awwwwww can I do anything for you 4:28 PM
Me: i am so pissed, cause you got a get the girls, specially cool, hard to find girls like you, that have 5 guys and 5 girls after them, while they are hot, once a women cool off you are fucked, or you got a work 3 times harder, so believe me i wanted to see you, since i know the game. 4:29 PM
rish: Lol.. It's ok baby I saved a special spot for you 4:30 PM
Me: really???????? continue, tell me more, let me take my pen and paper and take notes 4:30 PM
trish: I love your sense of humor 4:31 PM
Me: i am blushing, stop please 4:32 PM
trish: I'm actually I'n boca right mow 4:32 PM
trish: Now 4:32 PM
Me: fuck! really??????? 4:32 PM
trish: Yup 4:33 PM
Me: i am home, i did not go to work, i re-schedule my appointments 4:33 PM
trish:
4:33 PM
Me: you don't believe me do you, i am sickie, like i am about to get a cold... 4:34 PM
trish: We can get together when your better 4:34 PM
Me: ok 4:34 PM
trish: I believe you no reason not to 4:34 PM
Me: wait for me i am gonna change and go to the office 4:34 PM
trish: No baby stay I'n bed I got time 4:35 PM
Me: good girl, right answer! 4:36 PM
Me: give me your schedule this weekend??????? 4:37 PM
trish:
4:37 PM
trish: Sat I get off at 5:00 and I've made no plans yet and I'm off Sunday 4:39 PM
Me: Lets' do something Saturday... 4:39 PM
trish: Ok if your feeling better 4:41 PM
Me: i promise i will not flake, i am gonna overdose in medicine, muazzzzzzz 4:41 PM
Me: is not that bad, is just the i am about to get a cold stage, so what i do is rest a lot, and take medicine, before the i have a cold stage... trishtalish 4:42 PM
trish: Dont do that baby you don't wanna wear your body down just get better I'm not goin no where I promise 4:44 PM
Me: why don't you send me a muaz with some tongue, so i can get cure, lets go dancing sat. 4:46 PM
trish: Ok baby 4:46 PM
trish: Whatever you wanna do 4:46 PM
Me: but i need the muaz with some tongue! or just text make out lalalalalalallalaala 4:47 PM
trish: I'll send you a pic later I can't right now but I'll text make out with you right now lalllalllalaallaallaal 4:48 PM
trish: I got more pics 4:48 PM
Me: see i am cured! i think lol 4:49 PM
trish: Lol 4:49 PM
trish: Ok I sent you 3 hope you like 4:50 PM
Me: Date confirmation: You are cordially invited, to have fun with one of the coolest, sexiest guys, latin diesel, the date will take place in club "Safari", Saturday around 11.30 pm wear something that would make king kong junior proud! 4:54 PM
trish: Date accepted at club safari on Saturday night at 11:30 and will wear something to make king kong roar 4:56 PM
Me: oh shit i just busted! dammmm! that was hot! 4:57 PM
trish: That was quick 4:57 PM
Me: i have a deep sexy voice but a bit of an accent i am latino... rrrrrrrrr 4:58 PM
trish: That's a turn on for me talk Spanish to me I'n my ear 4:59 PM
Me: trish nice shoot at me, "that was quick" no i am not a 1 minute man... 4:59 PM
trish: No I'm saying you got the pics quick lol 5:00 PM
Me: hahahahahhahaha hahahahah lmao 5:00 PM
Me: i was fuck how does she know ;-( 5:01 PM
trish: Lmao 5:01 PM
Me: holy shit, you have a big rock on your finger, are you engage? 5:01 PM
trish: No.. I'm single it's for looks only lol 5:03 PM
trish: I don't believe I'n marriage 5:03 PM
Me: me neither! 5:05 PM
Me: do you know what marriage exist, the reason behind it 5:05 PM
trish: Why I'd love to hear your version 5:10 PM
Me: is on my book i am writing a book on getting girls in clubs but give me a few is a long story... 5:10 PM
trish: Well just tell me about it instead of texting it to me 5:11 PM
trish: I'm a firm believer I'n open relationships not monogamy 5:12 PM
Me: back in the days kings would be harems selecting the most attractive women from the territories they ruled. at the same time farmers build villages and those villages became cities, the family unit became and integral to mantaining cultural and religious order. marriage was institutionalized to keep mating habits in check. In response, women sexual nature became shifted. 5:16 PM
Me: women could no longer choose the guys they were naturally attracted to, they have to choose marriage material guys 5:17 PM
Me: if women had sex or were attracted to guys they were naturally attracted to they would be prosecuted 5:17 PM
Me: promiscues women were considered witches in colonial america and europe 5:18 PM
trish: I guess I definitely would be prosecuted 5:19 PM
trish: That I know if promiscuous women were like that 5:19 PM
Me: at this trend continued marriage became more symbolic and orginazed and the tradition pass from generation to generation... 5:20 PM
Me: religion continue to rule societies and the concept of chastity and sin were applied to women sexuality, and became a key part of cultural psyche 5:21 PM
trish: That's really interesting seriously now i really don't believe I'n marriage 5:22 PM
Me: women were force to live under rule incongruent with their biology(women are naturally horny freaks) 5:22 PM
trish: Yes we are 5:23 PM
Me: back in the days women were treated like objects, for the wealthy 5:24 PM
Me: like property 5:24 PM
trish: And that still exist till this day 5:25 PM
Me: this was a motivator for men to become rich and wealthy 5:25 PM
trish: So you researched all this what is the obsession about it 5:26 PM
Me: the lower class(everybody except goverment 99% of population) were force to marry-to bond with one woman. they kept the men with less option so they do not rebel against the goverment 5:27 PM
Me: i took the time since an early age to master women and relationships.. 5:27 PM
trish: I see that it's very interesting though 5:28 PM
Me: most guys think is hard to get women, cause they do not understand them, i got more women than i can handle cause i know women, and their test etc... most guys learn from mom, sister or dad(but dad learn from mom and sister) so guys are soft, needy, guys 5:29 PM
Me: most women like dykes, and black guys, and some latin, cause they are real men, no softies... And they are very sexual, women are sexual creatures.. 5:30 PM
Me: even dykes are more manly that some guys.. 5:30 PM
trish: Very very true... I was I'n a 10 yr relationship with a dyke and I only date black, Latin men damn your good but I love feminine women to 5:32 PM
Me: women nature, is to be penetrated and pleasure, but they have to sell to other men THE CONCEPT OF PURITY, men like women that do not sleep with anybody, is ego shit.. 5:32 PM
Me: i am a lesbian too.. we can team up and pick up girls, that would be cool.. 5:34 PM
trish: Lol... True well my virginity was gone a long time ago but I'm not promiscuous or someone who sleeps around I'm very picky on who gets the goodies 5:35 PM
Me: i will teach you how is done lol! 5:35 PM
trish: I'm not a lesbian lol I'm bi sexual I love dick as much as pussy 5:35 PM
trish: Teach me what 5:36 PM
Me: goodies... oh shit! i look, for personality, looks and performance, if me and you are fwb, it would be awesome.. i do not sleep around either... muazzzzz! 5:37 PM
Me: personality:fun down to earth, cool, funny, easy going, not jealous, not a psycho, flexible 5:37 PM
trish: I look for the same thing and how well we vibe 5:38 PM
Me: looks: thick, fat ass! 5:38 PM
Me: performance: good in bed, a freak, open minded... 5:38 PM
Me: trish you will be my slut, i don't care what you say, i am gonna make you my dirty whore, nasty! 5:39 PM
Me: hahahhaa 5:39 PM
trish: Well I have a great personality and I'm open minded hate jealously and control freaks I'm a thick white girl with a phat ass and a great smile 5:40 PM
trish: I am a freak and I would love to be your whore papi 5:40 PM
Me: i will fuck you hard, spank your ass, and pull your hair(oh fuck no hair), i will make you shock on my big dick, and beg for it... you dirty slut 5:40 PM
trish: And I'm very very good I'n bed 5:41 PM
Me: oh yea tell me how bad you want my dick 5:41 PM
trish: I still have enough hair to be pulled lol 5:41 PM
Me: you are not use to a big fat dick, stop wasting my time haha 5:42 PM
Me: can you pussy handle being pounded! 5:42 PM
trish: If you have a small dick don't waste my time lol 5:42 PM
Me: shit i got a go jerk off i got horny typing.. 5:42 PM
trish: Baby I love to be fucked hard with your hands around my throat while you beg for me to make that dick wet 5:43 PM
Me: are you wet mami, are you drip drip drip, juicy pussy i want a lick it.. tell me what you like mami, how you like it, just don't make cum to fast i want to enjoy you.. uhmmmmmm 5:44 PM
trish: My pussy gets really wet baby and I love to fuck doggy style or on top 5:45 PM
Me: oh shit mami, can't wait to be inside of you, i am so fucking horny.. 5:46 PM
trish: My pussy is tight and wet I like anal to 5:47 PM
Me: oh shit mami, you are awesome baby you are the female version of me, oh shit i don't like dudes, except for that... 5:52 PM
trish: Lol.. I just know what I like baby and a lot of guys wanna settle me I'm into my career right now and enjoy my freedom to be tied down I want someone I c 5:55 PM
trish: an have a good time with and no ties some guys don't understand that 5:55 PM
Me: where do you usually fuck in your house? 6:00 PM
Me: i am calling my gf, to get home you got me all horny.. 6:00 PM
trish: In the bed or the couch I have this huge ass chair you can bend me over on 6:01 PM
trish: Lol.. Well atleast you can relieve it I gotta fuck myself 6:02 PM
Me: ok! i thought you had a daughter 6:02 PM
Me: mami, what is your carrer? 6:02 PM
trish: I do but she's never home on the weekends 6:02 PM
trish: AT&T 6:03 PM
Me: cool! if she is there i just sneak through the window, my girl does not let me bring them cause of hair and perfume, and my dog is a pain the ass...
6:04 PM
trish: I'd rather you at my house anyway and if we become fwb I'll give you a key you won't need the window 6:05 PM
trish: I'm I'n boynton 6:07 PM
Me: awesome mami! tell me about AT&T 6:17 PM
trish: What about it.. That's my carrier 6:18 PM
trish: Oh my career duh 6:18 PM
trish: I'm a store manager for Ross I'n training to be a district manager 6:19 PM
Me: oh you work for at&t inside ross???? i don't understand 6:23 PM
trish: No I thought you were asking me who was my phone carrier sorry 6:24 PM
Me: oh ok, don't do it again, i thought i was like wtf, she works at ross and a carrear with att wtf 6:26 PM
Me: no hablo ingles carrear, i put carier my english sucks 6:27 PM
Me: career 6:27 PM
trish: Ok I'm sorry won't happen again 6:28 PM
Me: hahaha i am just kidding mami, i don't care what you do... muaz 6:28 PM
trish: I know I'm just being respectful 6:29 PM
Me: so when you become Mrs. ross ceo, i will make you my sugar mama.. I got a pimp you, that means i can not let you fuck me, that is what pimps do, they don't fuck the girl.. 6:30 PM
Me: so when you become Mrs. ross ceo, i will make you my sugar mama.. I got a pimp you, that means i can not let you fuck me, that is what pimps do, they don't fuck the girl.. 6:30 PM
Me: fuck respect, you are my slut! lol 6:30 PM
trish: Not if you won't fuck me lol 6:31 PM
trish: Baby that don't make sense if I become your suga mama you won't have to pimp me out I'll have plenty money 6:34 PM
Me: hahahaa, j/k mami, i don't care about your $$$ i care about your "goodies" muaz, you are so awesome... 6:35 PM
rish: Lol... My goodies are awesome I'm magically delicious 6:36 PM
Me: do you give good head? 6:39 PM
trish: I think so never had a complaint and I swallow love the taste of cum goin down my throat 6:39 PM
trish: Aren't you tired of doing that already... 6:45 PM
Me: damm mami, you are awesome... 6:56 PM
trish: I try baby 6:57 PM
Me: what is your background you got a big fat ass uhmm 7:00 PM
trish: Told you already just a white girl I'm a whooty a white girl with a booty 7:01 PM
trish: You'll like my ass baby 7:08 PM
Me: yes i love it, background, italian, russian??? 7:13 PM
trish: German/Indian 7:13 PM
Me: uhmmmmmmm 7:14 PM
trish: Good thing or bad 7:15 PM
Me: mami, you are perfect! i am getting worried too good to be true.. 7:22 PM
trish: Why would you be worried? 7:23 PM
Me: too good to be true! 7:27 PM
trish: Na... Baby I'm just me... You'll see... 7:28 PM
trish: I'm one of the few good ones left lol 7:29 PM
Me: AWESOME! 8:43 PM
Me: Can't wait to meet you! muazzzzz! 8:43 PM
trish:
8:43 PM
rish: I can't wait to meet you either baby!!! 8:44 PM
Me: really! you will have lots of fun, i am wild and crazy you will have a good time... do you know were safari is, i chose it cause is close, older crowd, and i will not have a bunch of girl coming up to me like in clamatis... 8:53 PM
trish: Well I'm a lot of fun to and no I've never been there is it off PGA 8:54 PM
Me: yes... is ok, i am going there cause i don't know anybody and i want to give you full attention..in downton it would be to distracting.. 8:55 PM
trish: I understand... I like that you wanna give me full attention.. Hope you like what you see 8:56 PM
Me: i do mami, muaz 8:58 PM
trish: I look much better I'n person at least I think so lol 8:59 PM
Me: nah, i think you will look better with my dick in your mouth 9:04 PM
trish: You know what your right I would look fucking hot with your dick I'n my mouth 9:05 PM
Me: definitely...
9:06 PM
Me: brb walking the dog 9:07 PM
trish: K 9:07 PM
Me: morning mami, mizz my dirty slut, muaz! 11:20 AM
trish: Morning papi how are you feeling? 11:32 AM
Me: not good 11:34 AM
trish: What's a matter baby 11:35 AM
Me: i mizz uzz that is why mami... muazz give me some tongue llalalaalala 11:35 AM
Me: i am so horny right now.. i just text you and is a trigger for me to get really hard and horny, that is pretty cool... 11:36 AM
trish: Awwwwww.... I miss you to honey llalllllalllallala 11:36 AM
trish:
that's a good thing 11:36 AM
Me: do you have your tongue pierced? 11:37 AM
trish: I use to 11:56 AM
trish: I miss you papi 1:05 PM
Me: me to mami, so what are you gonna wear? 1:08 PM
trish: Something king kong jr. Would like 1:09 PM
Me: really mami...uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1:16 PM
trish: Yes papi 1:16 PM
Me: cool! you got a fat ass woow! i was looking at your pics.... are you gonna wear panties? 1:22 PM
trish: Thong 1:22 PM
Me: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1:22 PM
Me: horny again, fuck, see what you do.. 1:23 PM
trish: I think you will be pleased 1:23 PM
Me: really? uhmmm! 1:24 PM
trish: Hope so 1:24 PM
Me: mami how many times do i have to tell you that i bust to your pics, stop with the hoping, you made me cum about 50 times... you are the sexiest milf is south florida.. muaz mami, and now you will be my little, dirty, nasty slut...hahaha 1:29 PM
Me: tu estas muy rica con ese culaso tan grande te voy a dar duro... 1:30 PM
trish: Thank you baby... 1:30 PM
trish: What does that mean? 1:30 PM
Me: no no no no, thank you! 1:30 PM
Me: the pleasure is all mine and king kong junior, king kong junior is happy that you remember his name, means a lot to him, lol 1:31 PM
trish: Lol... Means a lot to me that he came 50 times 1:32 PM
trish: So does this mean I'm closer to be the fwb?
1:33 PM
Me: oh yea i already picked you, the ball is on my court not to fuck up... lol 1:36 PM
trish: Lol... Good makes me happy 1:36 PM
trish: What's your favorite color? 1:37 PM
Me: ah i don't care, i just like dresses that are really soft so when we dance i can really feel your ass, like really thin material...and i like the heels or high shoes or boots so the ass sticks out.. 1:38 PM
Me: i just don't want to precum dancing lol... 1:39 PM
trish: Ok I got that 1:39 PM
trish: Lol... I can't promise anything 1:39 PM
Me: i like mystery and suspense, that is why i have not called you, i am like a girl, is more exiting, i just want to see you dominate you, grab you and say, trish, and then kiss you... that is sexy..then get you a drink(i do not drink) and then go dance and have fun muazzz.. 1:41 PM
trish: my kind of man 1:43 PM
trish: I love to kiss 1:45 PM
Me: trish the only thing i do not like is psychos and clingers, but i know you will not be like that, i hope so... 1:45 PM
Me: me to and i like my nipples play with gently, is that gay? 1:46 PM
Me: i got a gspot in my nipples lol 1:46 PM
trish: I'm no where near that I don't like that either I believe every one needs to have there space and freedom we know our expectations up front I respect you 1:47 PM
trish: r situation with your girl that's why I'll never text or call you unless you do first I won't sweat you as I know you won't for me when we wanna see each 1:47 PM
trish: other I'll make time for you 1:47 PM
trish: No that's not gay 1:48 PM
Me: trish mami, don't get mad, we are just talking.. can we have make up sex, lol 1:49 PM
trish: Baby I'm not mad I'm just letting you know I'm not like that... 1:50 PM
Me: nah you do not have to make time for me, if you are busy, i am super flexible i am cool..muaz 1:50 PM
trish: I'll always have time for you baby 1:57 PM
Me: oh really, so if i am horny i can get blow job, or quickie, nah i don't believe you... 2:00 PM
trish: Baby I would drive all the way out to you suck your dick make you cum and drive back home 2:04 PM
Me: ok now i am really scare too good to be true! 2:05 PM
Me: where is aston kutcher i am being punked.. where is mtv? 2:05 PM
Me: or is did candid camara, alright guys you win... i am duped 2:06 PM
trish: Nah... Don't be scared I wanna make you happy if that's what you like I'm all about it 2:06 PM
trish: Lmao... 2:06 PM
Me:
2:25 PM
trish: I can't wait to see your sexy self 2:40 PM
Me: same here mami! saturday, is gonna be fun... 3:16 PM
Me: you can also talk to me about life, biz, and other stuff none sexual, i am a pretty smart dude... 3:17 PM (this is sooo weak, if you are newbie, mistake here by me)
trish: We can talk about all kinds of things communication is key 3:37 PM
Me: yes mami! 3:43 PM
rish: I'm really excited about meeting you Muah 3:44 PM
Me: wet exited, i am confused! 3:45 PM
trish: I said really excited 3:45 PM
Me: excited=wet i am so confused lol 4:15 PM
trish: Ok WET 4:16 PM
Me: uhmmm let me dry it with my tongue 4:19 PM
trish: Your only gonna continue to keep it flowing that way 4:21 PM
Me: hahhahaaha! yes you are right, got an appt. now will text you later mami... muaaaazzzzz 4:43 PM
trish: Muah 4:44 PM
OK, SO HERE IS THE THING: I ran into her, in the swingclub with another date, she did not say hi....
Me: Was that you in trapeze??????? 12:51 PM (the swing club name)
trish: Yes it wax 12:52 PM
Me: oh fuck hahaha 12:52 PM
trish: Was 12:52 PM
Me: i was not sure it was you? 12:53 PM
Me: i was with a date, lol! 12:53 PM
trish: It' s me baby 12:54 PM
Me: i am mad at you, you did not say hi 12:54 PM (IF YOU ARE A NEWBIE ANOTHER STUPID ASS MISTAKE BY ME)
rish: Hk 12:56 PM
Me: what is hk? 12:57 PM (I AM TRYING TO SEE IF SHE IS SHIT TESTING, UNUSUAL TEXTS, NOT CONGRUENT WITH HER)
trish: ?p 12:57 PM
Me: what are you drunk? 12:58 PM (I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I STAND AND IF SHE IS SHIT TESTING, SINCE WHEN SHE IS TEXTING SHE IS SUPPOSE TO BE AT WORK)
trish: P 12:58 PM
trish: Yes 12:59 PM(NOW I AM GETTING WORRIED THAT I FUCKED UP BY RUNNING INTO HER)
Me: i thought you work today till 5 pm how can you be drunk? 1:11 PM(AGAIN I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF I AM GONNA SEE HER AND FUCK HER TONIGHT OR NOT)
trish: Bhi 1:11 PM(COULD THIS BE A SHIT TEST)
AT THIS POINT I GO TO LAY REPORT AND POST "WEIRD"
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rish: I'm all about you baby 1:12 PM
Me: okay! 1:14 PM(BEST ANSWER TO SHIT TEST, I AM TRYING TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON I AM SO CONFUSED)
AT THIS POINT I GRAB MY BALLS AND SAY FUCK IT, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO MAN UP:
Me: Are we still meeting tonight? 1:26 PM
trish: Absolutely 2:18 PM
trish: I can't wait to meet u 3:52 PM
Me: me 3 mami, how bizarre we ran into each other omg! isn't that crazy.. 6:05 PM
trish: Crazy 6:26 PM
Will update tomorrow...
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