so im going to skip right to the end of the night....im drunk (celebrating the end of examinations) and going into my student apartment, the time is around 3am. as i get in the elevator to go upstairs in my building a very pretty skinny 8.5/10 brunette walks in. very beautiful. i cant fully remember what transpired in the 3 second conversation we had in the elevator...but 10 minutes later we were in my apartment and i was cooking for us.

this girl was sat on the counter top near the stove talking about her life, i was drunk and it was semi interesting. im assuming she was drunk too. she then goes off on a tangent (were both at good universities which require AAA grades yet were both from similar lower class backgrounds so there is an interesting social element which many of the people at this university ( middle-upper class white people) couldnt relate to. So without gaming or anything that became our social bond. anyway she starts to tell a sad story about her brother with cerebral palsy, poor guy. A girl i know for a long time in my class had the same illness so we were talking about it, and she was further detailing how difficult her life was. and then further detailing how her father left at a young age, mine did too so i think we both felt comfortable discussing that. anyway she began to cry so i hugged her for a while when i was cooking. (please be aware that im not gaming her here, she genuinely seemed upset, and some of the points like her father leaving i could relate to, so there was true empathy for her). i also at the time was confused as to why she was crying with someone she just met, but she did clear that up by saying she didnt normally do this, and shes never told anyone what she said e.t.c also i further rationalised the situation by my assumption that theres not many people from similar backgrounds she can relate to in this expensive student accommodation.

anyway, we of course moved into my bedroom with the newly acquired delicious food, and we began talking some more about normal things like plans, studies, student life e.t.c she mentioned she had a boyfriend, to which i replied that that was great and asked about him. she then proceeded to say that she was gonna break up with him soon. I didnt want sex with her, and i read that by her saying that shes gona break up with her bf that thats more than a positve sign of interest. (anyone with bedroom exp knows that). she lied down next to me on the bed after eating and as we were talking i said to her plainly "you know, were not gonna have sex tonight" she replied "i know" she did however want to stay. so i went to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, took my shirt off and stepped out. as i stepped out, she planted a kiss on my lips. actually i was quite drunk, i think she leaned in as i was moving forward. anyway it happened. i moved away and i lied on the bed.

she went into the bathroom and came out and lied next to me, we were talking for 5 minutes and i said again "were not gonna have sex tonight". the funny thing about this situation is that its usually the other way around. we talked a few mins more and i said it again, then asked "why did u kiss me earlier?" her eyes changed... "WHAT?" she asked. i said it again...."why did u kiss me earlier?" she said loudly "i didnt.. why would you say that".......at this point...4AM im lying on the bed shocked, confused, dazed why she could forget something that happened 5 minutes prior. anyway she rushedly starts talking to herself, grabbed her things and began to leave my apartment. i followed her to the door wordless, and at the door i asked "whats goin on?"...she looked deepinto my eyes and a look of anger and sadness was all over her face, she was nearly in tears again....i said "because its true" she turns around and goes for the elevator.

At this point its 4am, im tired, dont really need or want sex, and my mind changed to thinking she was a bit mental, 1 crying episode seemed fine as i had rationalised it, but 2 in that space of time, with such an over reaction, theres defintely something wrong with that woman. so rather than chasing her or trying to talk, i shut the door turned around and went to sleep.

i woke up the next day to read these texts on my phone in sequential order....1 every 5 minutes or so. im copying these directly for you all to see.

5:11am "who cares if i kinda trusted you, it doesnt matter if i thought you were a friend. youre just another guy out for what he can get w/e. forget about the lies about your friend with cerabal palsey xoxox"

5:14AM "And thankyou for the lovely food, sorry for being crazy but w/e xoxox"

5.17AM "Nice to know you run downstairs that much for someone. Sorry i seem selfish and whatnot. Goodnight god bless. Sorry im crazy but im really confused. xoxoxoxox"

5 hours later...

10:37AM "thankyou for lastnight X) sorry i was a crazy person when i left XD very drunk XP hope you had a good sleep XD xoxoxox"


as you guys can probably see this was absolutely baffling, it appears she accused me of being a guy who wanted sex from her (which i didnt and explicitly told her 3 times), which then turned into my food being nice, which then turned into her wanting me to have chased her down the stairs and catch her in my arms like that of some whirlwind romance movie.

finally i sent her this message, wanting to talk to her sober and check if shes genuinely crazy :

10:39PM "hey ill be home in 30 mins, come up for a chat?"

the reply i get is

11PM: "Movie night with my girlies X) sorry hun XP Bridget Jones x"

the colloquialism, the humor and the kiss at the end all indicate nothing wrong at all, as if nothing happened at all. this in my mind offers some form of justification which reveals her craziness..... im not gonna text back and ill just avoid the situation in the future, as she seems to be doing, even though she lives in my block itll be something ill pursue. i think this is my first experience with a girl that crazy.

any thoughts guys? similar experiences?