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PostPosted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:05 pm 
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Last night was an epic fucking sarge! I really feel good coming back into the game after being out for soo long. Last night me and my wing Jizza hit the clubs. We started out at a local bar called Bellini's there I opened a 6 set... I think it was 6, with a couple HB5's. It was a warm up set and these girls were pretty homely. Their were two girls and they were both 18. One had braces and my wing remarked "man I wanna fuck that 18 year old with braces..." "why dude?" "So I can say I fucked an 18 year old with braces. Who can say they've done that?!?!" Laughed my ass off lol. We headed down town to find out that all the other clubs were closed except the strip club. We headed inside and I opened a four set with an HB9. The whole group was really attractive and I started pecking right away I wasn't too upset seeing as it was only my second set of the night. I politely ejected after running a couple DHV routines and headed over to the bar. I found out my wing had already ran an opener on the waitress and got some good input on her part. We sat down to watch the dancer. I was having an awesome time already so I had this HUGE shit eating grin on my face. The dancer noticed it and gave me solid eye contact and a funny facial expression. It felt like an IOI. I leaned back and waited for her to come around. She sat down in front of us and asked if we'd like to play (a loonies game)

I said "I wanna trade you my beads for a poster." I was wearing purple martigraw beads.

Dancer: "why do I want your beads?"

Me: "cuz they'll make you awesome"

Dancer: "what I'm not awesome already?"

I just shook my head.

Dancer: "ok I'll give you a poster for your beads and if you play"

Me: "I'll give you my beads and play for a poster and some pinky love" Holding my pinky up.

Dancer: "I can't touch you while I'm on stage..."

Me "ok fair enough just come back after the dance and you can give me my pinky love"

So she took the beads and gave me the poster. It was an awesome interaction simply due to the fact she was enjoying it and so was I. I was bartering with a dancer over my dollar store beads lol. Like those things are worth 10 cents but somehow I managed to convey to her they (and me) have value equal to what she's offering on stage. My adrenaline was pumping. It wasn't the most indepth interaction but I'm doing this to a fucking hot stippers on stage with her titties right in my face! Jesus talk about distraction. After that the waitress Jizza opened came over and asked if we wanted some drinks. I told her no and then asked about her finger nails, they had weird white lines on them and I said "your nails look like X's and O's. You ever play X's and O's as a kid on the bus?" She goes "I donno I don't think so"

Me: "I can picture you as a kid you probably weren't so out going then were you?"

Waitress: "No I guess not"

We talked a little more and the dance came out. She offered me her pinky and I said "no I changed my mind I want a thumb wrestle." So here I am thumb wrestling this Gorgeous dancer I'm like WOW I love this game. I've never ran game on a dancer before so this was like all new to me and I was LOVING IT! She signed my poster I gave her a sticker that said "good job!" and left. But the waitress stuck around. Jizza opened her so I said "she's your girl man, that's my rule you open her she's your girl period." I've hung out with guys who think they can just take your sarges when they see fit and that stuff is total bull shit. My old wing Stryker pulled that shit the a few nights ago. It was the first time I'd brought one of my sarges out to just hang with us in a long time and the fuckin guy starts gaming her. Telling her he was thinking about buying $400,000 property east of the city when he's unemployed and lives with his mom. He starts getting IOI's and says "I donno man I might have to steal your girl". Long story short he's cut. I don't have any patience for that bull shit. ANYWAYS lol We spent the rest of the night chillen and drinking I opened one more set but they ejected a little early. At the end of the night I asked Jizza if he wanted to # close the waitress he said "no dude you do it." So asked her for her digits and she declined. But no matter we had a fucking awesome time and I got some of my first IOI's from a stripper. Great night for a Wednesday I can't wait to see what happens next!



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