I ended up number closing a HB10 last night. She was a hired gun working as a cocktail waitress. I started the interaction because as she was walking by me, ended up lifting her shoe up to take a piece of paper that was stuck to it off; and while she took it off, she slammed her foot back down so I accused her of trying to kick me.

I feel the beginning started off well. There was initial attraction and while she was talking to me, I felt the slightest wetness on my face so I accused her of spitting on me as well. I asked her if she treats all her customers this way by kicking them and spitting on them. She's embarrassed but now trying to qualify herself, good kino going on as well.

I told her to bring my friend and I a round of shots as well as one for herself. I told her I don't care what we drink as long as it's not Dr. McGillicuddy's. She ends up bringing back 3 shots which apparently were called blond headed sluts (she is blond btw.. coincidence?) She gets us another round of beers and then brings the bill. While she puts the bill down I grab her and say wait a second, this isn't right. She asked what's the matter and I tell her that she should pay for the shots for kicking me and spitting on me. I told her they are called I'm sorry shots as I continue to joke with her. She was very hesitant but ended up saying pay what you think is appropriate. the bill was $27.

I told her, some friends and I were going to this hookah bar and she should come next Thursday. She told me she was busy so I said I had a feeling you were going to say that so the real day we are going is Friday. She told me she works all weekend which I understand is the truth (seeing as she is a cocktail waitress). I didn't know what to say so I just pulled out my phone, gave it to her and said listen, put your number here, we will figure it our later. She was hesitant but ended up doing it and also left her name which I thought was a good sign.

Anyways, my friend and I ended up leaving after that. We left the bill on the table and I wrote in big letters, You Owe Me -myname I left her $35.

So I have a few questions.

1. How do you think I did in general?

2. What are some ways to improve this interaction.. especially when she tells me she is busy on the days I throw out there?

3. What should I text her today? I want to obviously first text her so she has my number and what should I say in the text message to still keep attraction but say I want to see her 2 weeks from now?

Please also keep in mind that this girl is extremely hot and gets hit on 1000 times a night. I am looking for something witty and different. I have an idea of how to go about this but I really appreciate listening to the opinions of others as well before I proceed. As always, thank you in advance for your time and advice!