The funniest opener i have ever tried in a daygame



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:15 am 
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Ok, today i tried something completely weird. I thought, ok this will so not work, but I really wanted to try it anyway.

I approached two HB 8 at a mall like that:

Me: "Excuse me, have you seen a catdog running around somewhere in this mall? Its really urgent, i have to find it?"

She: "A what? A catdog? Whats that?" (she looked to the other HB and shrugged)

Me: "Well its cat with a face of a dog and basically it moves like a rat. Its very fast and dangerous."

(At that point the other HB was just laughing out lout)

Me: "No, really its very urgent. It has to be somewhere around here."

She: "Should we look for a rat or for a dog?" (she was also laughing now)

Me: "A catdog, come on, how hard can it be, you don't so that everyday"

Now both were laughing so hard, they were nearly falling on the floor.

Me: "Its not funny." (but they couldnt stop laughing)

She: "Ok, [still laughing] give me your number and as soon as we have found your catdog [she was laughing tears when she said that] we call you. Do you have a picture of the catdog"

Me: "No of course I have not, they are fast remember?"

(they couldnt even reply, they were laughing soooo hard. I that thought: Ok, i am so overdoing this. I tried not to love and be totally serious, I nearly couldnt do it was so hard ;).)

Me: "Ok, I have to go, ladies, find that catdog. Keep your eyes open. If you see it, do not engange and call me, well here is my number"

Then I put my number into her cellphone, and they were still giggling so hard, i was afraid they are going to drop their cellphone.

After that i just went off, and i heard them laughing even louder as soon as i was out of sight.

That really was the worst opener in daygame I ever did..... but hell it was so much fun.

Now to the hard part:

The one girl really sent me a text message this evening: "Have you found your catdog?"

I have so absolutely no idea how i could possible game that after all that BS a threw at them ;)

I think i just write something back like: "Yeah, wanna see it?"

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Beware: I don't think this is a good pua technique. Really it isnt. But I had the most fun in that mall ever, and i could tell those two ladies will never forget their search for the catdog
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:16 am 
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I think you can immediately go for a fuck close with this. Here are the positives:
  • 1. Your compliance bait got one of the girls twice to comply. One by giving you her number and two by actually texting/calling you first.

    2. You breached the 4-minute disqualification mark. Any indicators of interest from there on are actual IOIs.

    3. You got one of the girls into intrusive thinking mode. Otherwise, she won't contact you.
Proposed Next Steps

You: Hey, I'm going to the pet shops this (Friday/Monday/Whatever) to look for exotic pets. Join me. I'm buying a wedding gift for my friend Laura. Do you think a boa constrictor with some pink ribbons on it will cut the grade?

Her: Blah, blah...

You: Laura is a pet lover. So, you wanna help? I'll pick you up at (time).

When you meet up, DHV, ESP escalate (see Warped Mindless' ESP Model of Escalation at the PUA Lounge section on this forum), and so on. Bounce from one place to another within the day to simulate both of you knowing each other for a long time. This will build enough comfort and attraction for the fuck close. :twisted:

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