It was funny but something that worked and others could use the same against the female cockblock. I’ll skip the side story such as opening, hooking, making out etc.. so right after the makeout

The Female Cock Block(FCB) came in and stole my brunette. I addressed her trying to make friends the first 2 times but after the third time I decided to address her straight and give some shit tests.

Marc: “ You hate me don’t you”
FCB: “ You are just a Horn (y) Dog”
Marc: “ Just because I find your friend prettier than you and like her more ur just jealous”

FCB: OH Oh oh no I’m not jealous, I don’t think you like her, U just want Sex

At this point she and I were staring at each other and I thought lets just escalate the sexual tension with the FCB


Marc: That’s right, every guy who ever talks to you just wants to have sex, wow aren’t you shallow

FCB: No no no but /
Marc: You think other people dont have families or female friends that they'd walk around horny with no Values.

FCB: I didnt say that
Marc: So who do you think you are (I was subtle here didnt want to fend her off)

FCB: I'm just looking out for her
Marc: Thats sweet, Thats nice of you (I'm giving her some credit her )

Marc: But who told you that sex is something that a guy wants and a girl gives.
Its something that two people share ( Credit Chief !). Just because I Like your friend doesn’t make me a horny jerk.



At this point I’m seeing the FCB turn her complete body towards me, I can feel her pushing her pelvic forward touching mine, back towards the wall and staring right into my eyes she had one hand around me running her finger on the back of my neck. I’m beginning to raise the sexual tension by looking straight into her eyes and raising my posture.


FCB: Oh no no I didn’t say Jerk you are miss understanding me I didn’t say you are a bad person. It is..
Marc: Your probably single and lonely, aren’t you.

FCB: No No I actually have a boyfriend
Marc: Yeah right !
FCB: No I do have a boyfriend

Marc: Liar, your for sure single and have no boyfriend
FCB: I do
Marc: So whats your problem if your friend and I like each other
FCB: Oh you could ask her out on a…. date may be

Marc: So you are okay with me asking your friend out on a Date (I didn’t wait for her answer),

She had light blue eyes, and for a second I started thinking should I game her instead ( Haha….) Comeon I’m a guy.

So with that approval I walk up to my Brunnette who was talking to some guy a few feet away. The FCB at this point just walked away back to their group I put my hand around my brunnette and talk to the guy, who seemed nervous. I had a short but good conversation with the guy and then held my brunnette’s hand and isolated her. I told her that her friend wants us to go on a date ! And then I got back to making out with her like crazy. Not very proud of going second base at a public place but it was late and logistics were against me taking her home!