I am Derail. I feel I am a good Pickup Artist. Ive had lots of success and I am getting better every second. But, the following field report is presented to you with honesty and love of the game. Please post responses.
Dedicated to the men who think you are bad at game or have no game.
Its saturday night of last week. Im out with some old friends from high school, were at a local band CD release party. My friend is dating one of the models. Now, the models were all painted up as kiss band members and were sooo hot (see my facebook pictures, the one with her tongue out with me is the target of this field report)
This first night was a success, I gamed the place to the point that my friends were just impressed and thaught I was a different person. I even had to switch targets as my initial target played the boyfriend card, so her friend who id been ignoring all night, and was hotter, actually became my target. And I had her right where I wanted her, wanting my attention.
So this is Saturday night summed up. It was a success
I negged her, dhv'd, locked her in, social proofed, role played, took out AMOGs. I went through the entire M3 model perfectly, did some cocky funny, some NLP, some magic. I would leave her alone and go in a set and she would come in the set and stand beside me all cute with her arms closed up. She was a very shy introvert. I was very attracted to her but I played it well. I also had a drunk as shit friend to deal with. I F-closed. Derail gets the cute sexy goth girl he wants. Derail gets to take care of a girl who wants to be taken care of. DERAIL GETS ONE-ITIS!
Sunday to Thursday THE ULTIMATE FLAKE
The following is done through text as my target hates talking on the phone...
Sunday 930 pm Me: Hey, What's going on? Did you make your bus?
Sunday 10:54 pm Target: Yep, got back to my town in time for work. Just had to make the long journey home in the windy rain. This weather sucks
Monday 3:27 pm Me: At least you made it on time. Weather does suck but imagine being in a hurricane, that would suck! How's your week look?
Monday 7:10 pm Target: Well thats just unrealistic haha. I still haven't looked at when my exams are or what plans ive committed to haha sooo not sure.
Monday 8:25pm Me: Well, I might be coming to your town too see my brother thursday, if your free let me know n you can be my tour guide. What are your 3 favourite colours? Start with your favourite first.
Tuesday 10:00 pm Target: So turns out I cant go to Toronto this weekend because of work. I miiiiight be free thursday
Wednesday 12:11 pm Me: How's it goin? That would be sweet. Id like to take you out, Id like to see you again. Im meeting my brother early afternoon. Let me know if you want to come out
Wednesday 1:20pm Me: Yeah, ill be done seeing my bro around 2 or 3 tomorrow so, hopefully youre free
Wednesday 1:26pm Target: Maybeeee. I have to be home most of the afternoon for a delivery and I dont know when its coming.
Wednesday 1:30pm Me: Well, I can hang out with my bro til your free, or we can watch walking dead while youre waiting. Your call
Wednesday 1:34pm Target: Ummmm its up to you, Im probably going to be tired and lazy either way.
Wednesday 1:47pm: Well, if its up to me. Id say, let me know when I can come over, we'll watch walking dead til your package arrives, then if your still tired and lazy I can either take you out n do fun stuff or we can go buy food n I can make you dinner n stay in...Im an awesome cook. Hows that sound?
Wednesday 11:03pm Me: So, what do you think about tomorrow? If were gonna see each otherr could you send me your address so I can get there?
Thursday 2:24am Target: Yeah, we can hang out, just not for too long. Im having a housewarming dinner party for my friends around 6-7ish
Thursday 2:27am Me: Right on, what's your address?
Thursday 2:39am Target: (gives me her address)
Thursday 1:13pm Me: What's going on? Ill probly be there round 2:30
Thursday 2:33pm Me: Here
--I park my car, walk up to her door, ring the door bell and knock, I wait 3 minutes--
Thursday 2:36pm Me: Going once
--She does not answer the door or her phone. I leave and go to the mall--
Thursday 2:59pm Me: Im gonna do some xmas shopping, gimme a shout, if im still in town ill drop by if you want.
Thursday 6:25pm Target: Hahah just woke up like 10 min ago, fuck. Sorry about that
Thursday 6:38pm Me: K. Well, im staying in town tonight, were goin out for food n stuff. Come with
Thursday 6:40pm Target: Ahhh depends when you're going, ill have to talk to my friends
Thursday 6:43pm Me: Goin to (restaurant/ pool hall). Itll be fun.
Thursday 7:03pm Me: Yup. At (restaurant/ pool hall). Let me know if youre comin either way.
Thursday 7:05pm Target: Alright. When are you goin?
Thursday 7:06pm Me: Here now, dont know when leaving.
Thursday 7:36pm Me: When are you coming?
Thursday 7:54pm Target: I dont think I can
Thursday 8:06pm Me: Well, if you change your mind, have your people call my people n we'll set something up.
Thursday 9:09pm Target: Alright, sounds good.
Thursday 9:10pm Me: Im the D D tonight. So, gimme a shout. Unless youre too cool for school?
Thursday 9:21pm target: Well I have 3 lab reports due tomorrow, so I doubt Ill have much time.
Thursday 9:26pm Me: right on, I hope I see you again.
I too am a nighthawk.
Thursday 10:08pm Target: Yep haha although tonight I might need to go to bed earlier since the lab reports are due early tomorrow.
Thursday 10:11pm Me: Might as in you are going to bed or might as in you are gonna call me to pick you up?
Thursday 11:14pm Me: I dont give up too easy, but, I do give up. Turns out were gonna head to my bros, So I might head back to Toronto. But, if youre pulling another all night n need a running partner, ill stay. And the verdict is????
Thursday 11:42pm Target: Yeah, deffinately cant do an all nighter tonight.
Thursday 11:52pm Me: Kewl, well gimme a shout if youre ever in Toronto n looking for fun.
Friday 12:10am Target: Alrighty, will do.
Now I drove an hour and a half to see this girl. I dont mind when girls flake, it happens, in flakes at least you get closure. This was wierd, plus I liked her. I learned alot through this experience. I decided to keep plowing and see what happens. At least when you blow yourself out you get closure.
Please post responses
Thanks,
Derail Lair
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