I am a natural i do club game, i do not talk, none verbal,i open by dancing and i escalate fast, i do not waste time, this is a field report cause i saw a post, and i see some puas attacking cocky funny with none sense anyways here we go, i am cocky, funny sexual some trolling, unlike regular field reports and lay reports i post text evidence... I also don't do dates, i do not call girls, i just text from meeting to fuck...Anyways i met this girl a while back, she is married in name only, i met her and finger her to my surprise she had her period, nasty but anyways here we go, i told her i will change my name to linda so hubby does not find out,she lost her phone that night, i can fuck her if i want, but after i knew i got her i lost interest anyways here we go:
Me: Hey! Is Linda, did you ever find your phone, Robert is taking me to Paris for 2nd year anniversary, isn't he the best hubby... 6:53 PM
Melissa: Linda? 6:54 PM
Me: Melissa? 6:55 PM
Melissa: Yep! Linda who? 6:56 PM
Me: Forget it! i thought you were smart! 6:56 PM
Me: wowow that guy Vin Diesel is hot 6:57 PM
Melissa: Lol. Ok. I am smart and no I didn't find my phone.... 6:57 PM
Melissa: Lmao..... Off the hookah.... 6:58 PM
Me: yes yes yes, you ruin my clothes.. 6:59 PM
Me: you owe me money 7:00 PM
Melissa: Lol. Oops. 7:00 PM
Me: so i meet this hot girl after i saw you, and then i am talking to her and she goes awwwwww! and i say sup? blood all over my shirt and my pants, you had your period 7:01 PM
Melissa: Hmmm. That's embarrassing. Sorry 7:04 PM
Me: No is not! shit happens! sup 7:05 PM
Melissa: I thought it was over. Oops. And I was tipsy. Lol. 7:05 PM
Melissa: How r ya? 7:06 PM
Me: anyways i got a go now just remember i am Linda!!!!!!!!! muaz with tongue! 7:06 PM
Melissa: Lol. Ok Linda! Have a good one!! 7:07 PM
Melissa:
7:09 PM
Me: If you want me to help you with the divorce i can do it cheap, with my paralegals, as long as you two are cool, if you two are fighting better attorney.. 7:35 PM
Melissa: Not fighting about it. I think we will just split most debt and we each keep our vehicles. 7:41 PM
Melissa: And cool- thx! 7:45 PM
Me: piece of cake! 7:46 PM
Me: Stop! 7:54 PM
Melissa: Stop what? 7:57 PM
Me: thinking about me and smiling, i bet you are doing it right now 7:58 PM
Melissa: Lmao! Cute! 7:58 PM
Me: this is what happens ok: Gold vs Rocks, women want rocks, rocks is wonderful nights out, emotional connection, romantic attention, men want gold, sex... If you only give a man rocks and a women only gold one of you unfulfilled 8:00 PM
Me: with that fucking ass i would do anything not to lose you! you got a fat ass, I cum in 3 seconds thinking about it...lol 8:01 PM
Melissa: Gold/rocks. What a great analogy!! 8:03 PM
Melissa: Glad u like the ass, it is something else.
8:03 PM
Me: I know i thought it was fake, you are keeper!!! 8:03 PM
Me: come out Friday, no grandma panties, nice dress so i can grab that ass.. 8:04 PM
Melissa: It aint fake. I used to hate this ass. Now I embrace it. But i can't this wkend. I'm leaving for a cruise tomorrow. Next wkend..... 8:08 PM
Me: okay Mami, embrace it i will help you embrace it... hahhahhaa! 8:10 PM
Melissa: Hahahahaha!!!!!
8:11 PM
Melissa: Hey. Hey. How r u?? 6:49 PM
Me: hey hey, not good cause i miz uzzzz! 7:10 PM
Melissa:
awe. Lol We gotta have drinks again soon. 7:12 PM
Me: i don't drink, you can drink and i can pretend to be drinking while grabbing your azz...Muaz with tongue! 7:13 PM
Melissa: Lol. Well. I drink!
7:14 PM
Me: well. I grab and squeeze ass.. 7:15 PM
Melissa: Yes. That u do
7:15 PM
Me: Make sure you have a tampon please! lol! 7:17 PM
Melissa: Lol!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't remind me. Embarrassing. 7:17 PM
Me: Embarrassing for me, you cost me a hot girl!!!! And you Ruin my clothes you need to make it up to me, and you have not, what happened to the wild and crazy Sexual encounters you promised 7:19 PM
Melissa:
I keep my promises. I've just been outta town a lot lately. 7:23 PM
Me: oh yea! you are neglecting me, I am getting arthritis on my right hand of so much masturbation... Fortunately i remember your ass and it help, but still lol! 7:24 PM
Melissa:
we will make plans soon and u can see my ass again.... 7:27 PM
Me: k cool! 7:55 PM
Me: I am in like with you! lol! 3:28 PM
Melissa: Awe.....
How nice. How r u? 3:38 PM
Me: I am waiting on you to take me out on a proper date to motel wackamba lol!!!!!sup with you?Miz uzzzzzz...Just wanted to say hi! and put a smile on your face... 3:53 PM
Melissa: Lol! Thanks!
Pick an evening and we can meet for drinks (water for you) and chat ..... 3:58 PM
Me: no! that is boring, you can drink, chat, etc... with me, and i can give you lap dance...When you come out...Friday or saturday.. we can talk about this, that, Carlos, hubby whatever, as long as you are not sitting down, cause when you are sitting down i can not grab that ass lol!!!!!!! 4:42 PM
Melissa: Lol. Maybe Friday. Going to Orlando sat. Hubby sux. Carlos out. That convo taken care off. Hahaha! 4:46 PMMe: bad for Carlos good for me, i am putting my name in the hat, here is my resume: skills, blunt,no drama, fun, no needy,smart.. As long as you can understand my accent you will have fun..Watch the movie the ugly truth..that is me...lol 4:58 PM
Melissa: Lol! Ok.... I'll figure out the accent, did with Carlos. Resume looks good! Like it. 5:00 PM
Me: Really, i am blushing, tell me more?????? 5:03 PM
Me: once upon a time there was a frog and a scorpion, the scorpion ask the frog if he could take him across the river, the frog said,hell no you will sting me, the scorpion say if i sting you we both drown, so the frog thought about it and made sense, in the middle of the river the scorpion stung the frog, as they were drowning the frog ask why? the scorpion reply that is my nature... 5:06 PM
Melissa: uch to expect. 5:06 PM
Melissa: Scorpion equals men. Frog equals woman.
5:10 PM
Melissa: Lol! Let the booty do the talkin. Haha 5:10 PM
Me: is it fake????????? 5:12 PM
Melissa: Lol. Nope. It's all natural. 5:13 PM
Melissa: I'd never pay to make an ass this big.
5:13 PM
Melissa: That is a difficult offer yo refuse.
5:53 PM
Melissa: To refuse. Lol 6:03 PM
Me: listen i am not that ugly you do not have to drink to be with me lol... How about we go to that place and give you nice massage, and do girly talk... 6:05 PM
Me: damm sharing is for caring... 5:17 PM
Melissa: Lol!!!! 5:17 PM
Me: how about i give you a nice relaxing massage! 5:31 PM
Melissa: Lol! I don't hafta drink.
go to what place? 6:09 PM
Me: you said you are hot shot with access to these executive suites and shit!!!! 6:10 PM
Melissa: Not a hot shot. Lol. But I do have lots of perk since I travel a lot! 6:11 PM
Me: okay, so lets have a randebooo....or some shit like that let me pimp some of those perks, and i will give you a nice massage in return... you caught my attention not a lot of girls do, but i am confused i do not if i am in like with you, or in like with your ass... 6:22 PM
Melissa: I'm not sure how to respond to that. Lol. However I do have great features. 6:33 PM
Me: You are suppose to respond like, oh yea come give me a massage papi, meet me at xyz hotel on xyc day, so we can talk and play.. 6:42 PM
Melissa: Oh oops. Oh yea come on papi
6:43 PM
Me: really tell me more?????? but anyways, you are missing time and place.. 6:49 PMMelissa: Oh. Time, I guess one day when our schedules coincide. U tell me.... 6:54 PM
Me: i own a biz so it doesn't matter....But we go from hot to warm to cold.. I am a lady with needs lol 6:55 PM
Melissa: Lol!!! Hot all the way to cold
time- 7 pm, day -unknown. Where- tbd. 7:01 PM
Me: Melissa"oh i am different from other women, carlos have no game, so i got this hotel perk just tell me when i will meet you no drama" that is overpromised underdeliver, overpromise freakiness deliver period blood in my pants 7:04 PM
Me: i want the melissa from the club back, who are you, impostor.. 7:05 PM
Melissa: Lol!! That is who I am. No imposter. Just at bar with Suzette right now. We will find a time, 7:08 PM
Me: tell suzette to cock block as much as possible please... 7:10 PM
Melissa: Hahahahaha. She said she's on it. She said she will take all the guys. Lol. 7:11 PM
Anyways there is more text back and forth, if i push for a meeting i can pretty much get this lady... The whole point is cocky,risk sexual, funny works..I do the same thing constantly and i have been doing it for years...it shows you are confident, sexy, and different than every other dude.
CHAT
