First of all I'm pretty stoned. I'm only saying this because knowing me somethings are not going to make much sense but if I edit what I say in this state of mind I'll over analyze everything and it'll never get posted. Also I know if I don't get it out now I'll forget details once I'm sober. So here goes:

I just recently broke up with ex GF and this HB9 (super sexy looks like Eva Mendez) I met a few times while in my relationship hit me up on Facebook after I updated my status to single and since she gave some pretty strong IOIs I asked her out after only a few messages (should I post?)

My idea for our first date was to smoke weed and walk around the park. So she picks me up and we go to the corner mart and I buy some blunt wraps and some gum. We drive to some random park in the ghetto and all the meanwhile we're having a great time and I'm building comfort, rapport, using C&F, pushing & pulling and basically my own combo of pua material. I'm feeling really good because the date was moving forward so naturally that I'm feeling like I've really internalized what I've learned.

but then we sparked the weed and it turned into a fucking disaster! btw I had been smoking this stuff all day long was already kind of stoned.


We get out of the van and were walking around the bike path smoking weed and having a cool time. She had told me about how she was a real active person and I'm wondering if I was going to be able to keep up with her since I'm kinda big and what not. So I challenge her to a race and I dust her so bad. After that she kinda shuts down on me and I'm even wondering if she might have been crying but she was just panting so hard from a short sprint (earlier she told me she had recently run a marathon.. dunno if maybe that's bull crap) and she just gets really quiet and tells me she's cold. I agreed and we walked back to her van in silence and when she would talk she'd mumble real bad and I'm like "wtf I can't hear you" and I can see her getting super nervous about talking to me and we continued this pattern of me trying to initiate conversation only to be met with her mumbling, awkward, self aware behavior from her.

She says she's really tired and I'm trying to keep her awake basically since I'm feeling like I want to go home since she seemed way too high. Maybe it was the weed but after a short while she started rubbing her thighs a lot and making some kinda low moaning sound and I even heard her whispering something to herself about needing to lose some weight (which is BS. Did I mention she is fucking gorgeous?). I couldn't escalate much in the kino but I decided it was now or never and I tried to kiss her. Apparently she tuned out long enough that she seemed very surprised that I even tried (way too high I think) and after that it just got really awkward and I pushed her away and asked if I should leave. She said no and said she was tired. I tried to change our location to kind of refresh the date but she didn't wanna drive (again, stoned) and so we where kinda stuck with each other and shes complaining shes tired but doesn't wanna move and that's when I felt like I was being tortured by this woman and her boring attitude.

Finally she snapped out of it and she drove me back to my friends house from her neighborhood. I hugged her and practically ran to enter my house just to get away from her.

Then I notice she's driving off with her headlights off and its dark so I try to signal her to turn them on but this dumb broad isn't getting the message so I walk over and tell her and she seems very grateful. she flashes me this beautiful smile that made me feel all mushy inside (im a fag I know) and she wished me well and actually looked very happy to see me. She watched me as I walked into the house and closed the door behind me before driving off (weird?)

I'd like to have a day 2 with this chick sober since when we were sober it was going a lot better but I don't know how to approach her about it since I'm not sure if it was me, her, or the weed that made everything so god damn weird.

What advice can you give me?

[Edited many times for comprehensiveness. Hope it makes sense now. If not ask and I'll clarify]

Damn. I was laughing really hard when I read that -so we were smoking weed and then we smoked some more and I was already stoned because I'd been smoking all day- But after it turned out awkward it stopped being funny.

Just judging by your post the chick would seem like a lunatic to me. However...altough smoking some weed is not really a bad idea on a date if the chick is into it, because it's an aphrodisiac and it sets you loose but getting full stoned is definitely not what I'd want. It makes some people really tired, and whiny(including me)

I think you went a bit far with that much weed but I'm not sure about this chick also... Oh and beating the crap out of her in races is also not something you want. It's good if you're better but if you just smash her that can come off as showing off. Hope I helped, better luck next time mate!

Note: I'm also quite high so if you can't comprehend something, let me know.

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Definitely smoked too much. A blunt between 2 people.. yeah definitely too much!

Any advice on me approaching her about a day 2?