| So today i decided to leave computer programming and approach chicks on the subway.
I joined the chat,and asked for some advice,(i was really in state now,like Rocky Balboa)and pumpington told me to write "faggot" on my head.I said fuck yeah,that`s a challenge.
So i take a red marker and go to the bathroom,write "FAGGOT" on my head.And hit the city.
I`m walking down,and everybody is laughing at me.At first i felt ashamed,then it turned to HUGE confidence.
I enter the subway,and some HB`s laugh at me.I approach the best looking one.
Me:Sup
She:hahahah why did you write faggot on your head
Me:For the same reason you look unapproachable
She:What?
Me:I didn`t want girls approach me anymore.I got angry and wrote faggot so no girl approaches me
She:HOLY SHIT
Now she`s kinoing me and asking me name,age and i go into Deep and Wide Rapport (kudos to Juggler)
She tells me her childhood stories,how she found a penny on ground and still kept it till this day,i said that it`s her lucky penny and should never throw it.
I build some sexual tension and go in to kiss her,she bites my cheek real hard,i take her by hand (it was really close to home)and you know the rest.
PUMPINGTON,MY MAN,I FUCKING LOVE YOU.THANKS!!!!
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