Clozer's 2010 Field Reports



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:26 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 4:24 am 
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Good job, Clozer.

Ya me tte! (Have you heard of this while F close?..kk)
Ha, ha!! I take it you've f-clozed a j-girl before :D


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:10 am 
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July 27
Number close: 1

July 28
Number close: 1

July 29
Number close: 2
July Total: 54

July 30 (mid day report)

On the way back from the gym I opened an HB 7 with the slang opener. The conversation flowed, but then when I tried to number close she rejected me and this convo took place (in Japanese):

Me: It's cool. I understand. You probably think I'm some weirdo and you feel uncomfortable with giving me your number. I bet I really surprised you just coming up and talking to you like this.

Her: Yeah, I thought that since you are a foreigner maybe you were lost and were going to ask me for directions...

Me: Uh, well, no, I know exactly where I am and where I'm going.

Her: So why are you talking to me?

Me: Well, I guess you could say I'm picking you up. (Nampa tte kanji kana)

Her: Really?

Me: Does the word, "Nampa" have a bad connotation in Japanese?

Her: Yeah, it kind of does.

Me: Well, I don't mean it in a bad way. What word should I say instead?

Her: (thinking). I don't know. I can't think of another word for it. Are you looking for friends?

Me: No, I have a lot of friends.

Her: So why are you picking ME up?

Me: Well, you look like a nice person and I just wanted to confirm my intuition.

Her: Well, there are a lot of friendly looking girls around here. Do you want to be my friend or something?

Me: No, not really. I mean if we became friends coincidentally that would be cool, but actually what I'm doing here is picking you up

Her: (getting a little angry). Well! you said you were a xxx (my job), do you have a business card of something you could give me?

Me: Yes, I have a business card, but I'm sorry I can't give it to you unless you are interested in doing this kind of business with me. But that is not the reason why I approached you.

Her: No, I'm not interested in that business, but I was just thinking that if your phone number was on there then I could call you and we could talk.

Me: Well, I'm sorry, I only give out my business info for people who I want to contact with for business purposes only. You said you are not interested in my business and I approached you because I want to contact you on a personal level. So if you want to call me we can exchange cell phone numbers.

Her: I want to talk to you, but this is just strange, you coming up to me like this and picking me up.

Me: Okay, okay, I got it. Look, let's just forget about me getting your number. That's not my objective anymore. Obviously I made you feel uncomfortable. So, could you give me some advice on how I could do better pick up?

Her: I don't know. Even if you were Japanese I would feel the same way. Can we go over here and talk in the shade?

Me: Okay

Her: Look, I'm on my lunch break now and I really have to go. Can't you just give me your business card? I mean, how do I really know you are a xxx (my job), like you say you are?

Me: Okay, well in that case, if you need some kind of proof, then I will give you my business card. I don't have it on me right now because I'm just coming back from the gym, but I live just a block away from here. If you come with me and wait outside my house I will give you the business card.

Her: I'm sorry, I don't have time. Okay, can you just give me your number.

Me: No, but I will take your number.

Her: Okay, please infra-red me your number now.

Me: No, I'll take your number. My phone is set on recieve mode now. Infra-red it to me now.

Her: Okay

Number Close


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:44 am 
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So impressive, Clozer.

While I was reading this, I kept saying 'You Bitch, just give your number to him!'

I'm going out now.


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pretty good close.

post more actual conversations if you can!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:01 am 
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July 30

I wasn't particularly feeling up to it, but I new I had to go out and get some number closes to keep the ball rolling and the lays coming. First I headed down to an area near where I live where I met the 18 year old girl I instant f-clozed. One approach, she stopped and talked with me, but as we talked I could see her taking steps away from me. She was trying to get a way, I tried to number close, her body language became more negative so I jumped ship. There weren't many people walking around so I headed over to the outskirts of the major down town area. I was approaching girls and getting ignored right off the bat. With tonights sarging I was getting bad vibes right from the start. I could feel this wasn't going to be an easy night. I got a lot of rejections and I was getting tired of walking around in the heat. Managed to close 3 girls plus one from earlier in the day (that convo is posted above). Only have one semi-solid close with a real hot young girl in a mini-skirt who had short hair. She was interested in studying English so that made the close easy.

After sarging I went home for an hour to relax and then Yuka, a girl I picked up from my June 20th sarging came over. This was our third meet. She's an HB10 with a boyfriend. She was horny as fuck and came while I fingered her during foreplay. After that she wasn't such a good fuck. Ended up tapping that tight ass 2 times though. This girl tried to LJBF after I kiss closed her on date one. I stood my ground and never let her take it in that direction. I feel like my skills for avoiding the LJBF zone are getting much better.

July 30
Number Closes: 4
July Total 58


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:20 am 
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Met up with a girl I met from the internet. As soon as I met her I felt nothing, no chemistry at all. She was an HB 6 and not really type and her personality was really strange. In order to ditch her I just said straight up, "Okay, I'm going back to my place. Do you want to come?" And she said, "Okay". I should have said, "Okay, I'm going back to my place to fuck you. Do you want to come?"

The only reason I took her back to my place is because I got a glance of her bra through her clothes and it slightly turned me on. We got to my place, but I aborted mission. Since the physical attraction wasn't there I decided to take her to the park. Perhaps if she was a really nice girl I could get into her. But, was not the case. She had a really nasty and difficult personality. I cut off the date after 20 minutes and sent her packing. All in all I wasted 40 minutes of my life which I will never get back.

Before I met internet girl at the station I did manage to number close one girl coming out of the station. She was drunk and trying to find a hotel. She was from out of town. She was really friendly. If I had known my internet date was going to be so bad I would have tried to instant f-cloze drunk girl from out of town. I tried texting her later, but no answer unfortunately.

Number Closes: 1
July Final Total: 59


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August 1

Finished work at 5pm. I had a date set up at 8pm with an HB 9 I picked up on July 4th. Before meeting her I was planning to go out and do some sarging for an hour or two. I felt too relaxed at home and didn't go out until I have to go the supermarket nearby. Saw a very hot girl in short shorts walking out of the store. Approached her with semi-direct opener. She was very responsive. Single mother, but very attractive. Solid close and got an email from her while on my date with HB 9 later that night.

The date with HB 9 was awesome. Took her to the pier and we chilled out there and talked. My goal for the night was just to kiss close. I knew from the texts we had been exchanging for the last month that I wouldn't be able to f-cloze her quickly. HB 9 was shooting questions out at me like a machine gun. It was nervous energy. Finally after about 30 minutes of that I was getting exhausted from the interview and the convo went something like this (I was already kino'ing her with my hand on her back):

Me: Are you nervous?

Her: Yes

Me: Why?

Her: Cause it's the first time we met

Me: Yeah, I can tell, because you're asking me questions like a rapid fire machine gun

Her: I want to get to know you better

Me: Yeah, and I want to get to know you better too. I want to ask you a lot of questions too, but you've just been firing those questions at me one right after the other and I haven't had a chance to get my own questions in. Usually people talk a lot when they are nervous, that's why I asked. Look, let's just break the ice, okay? This interview style date is exhausting!

Her: Well, what should we do?

Me: (Looking into her eyes and moving closer to her face) I'm going to kiss you.

k close

Me: Wow! I'm sorry, that was a really bad kiss (leaning back and moving away from her. She then starts asking questions again. The kiss had no passion and didn't change her frame)

Her: (some random question)

Me: Nope, sorry, I'm not answering any more of your questions until you make up for that awful kiss you just did.

Her: But I just met you. I never kiss a guy the first time I meet him

Me: Well then, tonight will be your first time to do that

Her: So, why did you break up with your ex-girlfriend

Me: Okay, you know what. I AM going to answer that question because it seems to be a topic you have been worrying about. And I am going to answer only that question for you because I want you to feel at ease about it. But after I answer that question you are going to make up for that bad kiss.

Her: Okay

Me: (answering her question)

Her: (follow up question)

Me: (putting my finger to my lips and moving closer to her face) Shhhhhhh.

passionate kiss close


After that we walked back to my motorcycle. Before we got on the bike had a good make session. While I was kissing her I could feel her taught stomach and firm ass. It drove me crazy.

After I dropped HB 9 off I went back to my part of town and met up with Mika, Close #21 from my lay reports. We went straight back to my place. I hadn't seen her in two weeks. She gave me a foot massage that was heavenly. She was wearing a red colored oriental style thigh-cut dress. I had her take off only her undies so I could see that wild black bush while she massaged my feet. After the massage I started kissing her and fingering her. Her pussy was so wet and juicy it was incredible. I fucked her for the next hour with her short cut oriental dress on and had her in a cab heading home shortly before 1:00am.

Number closes: 1
August Total: 1


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Hey Clozer,

Once again, it's great reading your posts and learning from them.

I have 2 questions:

1) What are the most common issues you face as a Japanese-speaking Caucasian approaching Japanese women?

2) Do you stick to your "killer" opener until the # close or do you transition around?

I am asking the second question because, here in China, it's a bit awkward transitioning from finding the right book to their dress, their occupation if it's irrelevant in that field.

TheApostle


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Hey.

Awesome thread. Very inspirational.

You obviously base your game around number closing then following up. What do you find helps the most in numbers not flaking? Do you setup ideas for future dates when first meeting? And when you text girls for the first time what do you normally say? I guess I'd just like some tips on how you proceed with texts.


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Amazing thread Clozer.. but I think that because you close so many girls you are neglecting some and lose a lot of sure things. If only you had a identical twin


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Clozer, wake up dammit!


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May 19
Thinking about putting the married petite on youporn. Anybody interested in seeing that?
Heck yes!

And why do you call the opener where you ask a girl whether she is walking to work (If I were asked I would answer yes/no, depending on whether I was going or not, and walk faster) the SD opener?


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